NEW LA Drivers Exam

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[altair]

The "bright" setting on your headlights is for: a) dark, poorly lit roads b) flashing to get the car ahead to move out of the way c) revenge!

d) blinding oncoming traffic on two-lane roads.

[altair]

They missed a couple of questions.

When approaching the scene of an accident you should a) slow down to a near stop, b) look at the accident instead of the road, c) all of the above.

When on the right lane of the freeway and a car starts to merge from an onramp you should a) match speeds with the approaching car so it cannot merge b) honk and give them the finger -- this is my lane c) all of the above.

[Joe Hadenuf]

LOL! And for those citizen wanna be cops, when your in the number one, "fast lane," drive at 55 and meter the flow of traffic so no one can pass you.

[Joe Hadenuf]

And don't use turn signals, as it will give the guy in the next lane the heads up that you want to change lanes, and he will take up the slack so you can't.

[altair]

bump

[budwiesest]

In LA, there are three major gangs: The Bloods, The Crips and the LAPD.

Hey, you're picking on us Californians! Not fair! I've read your posts before, you think you're a funny guy, don'cha? We've got a $17Billion deficit and we're gonna close the gap any way we choose. Paying a couple of tickets is not asking too much.

So, you're from Virginia. You know what the root of that is? Virgin. Ha, yeah, right. Well, we've got a few virgins in CA, so you can stop your bragging. Know what else we have? We have flies. But not like the ones you have. Your flies have their asses on fire- that's right- fireflies. Our flies don't buzz around with their asses on fire like yours do. I've been to Virginia and seen whole fields lit up by these poor bastards. So before you go criticizing CA, why don't you do something about these poor insects whose asses are on fire. Then you may have room to criticize others. < /cornpone>

[DennisR]

Hilarious!

[DennisR]

I thought those people only lived in Washington State and drove to work the same time I do.

[jimtorr]

I lived in California for 14 years, so I can say it. If you're this sensitive about jokes told about CA, maybe you shouldn't read humor posts, because CA merits lots of jokes. Freepers or people of like mind do not control the state, so there's lots to joke about. Such as the time I saw the CHP in Mountain View wait to intervene in a fight until one of the parties was lying bleeding on the ground.

[Mugwump]

In L.A., using your turn signals is a sign of weakness. Been that way for 36 years that I know of...

[let freedom sing]

Hmmm... some of you are taking this test way too serious! LOL

[Registered]

well, did you pass this thing or what?

[sonserae]

So true!!!!!!!!!!

[Dinsdale]

Before I got to CA I had never talked my way out of a ticket.

Sense I got here I'm batting 1000. Guess the cops are'nt used to yes sir, no sir from the natives. Once was in a TransAm coming home from bars. I was'nt drunk, and the cop needed to make his closing time quota. Speeding/display of acceleration tickets would'nt do.

[AlaskaErik]

The Highway Patrol gives tickets in the overwhelming majority of stops.

I spent a few years in la la land and was stopped four times by the CHP. All four times I was just told to slow down. Two times I was told I was doing 70 in a 55. One time it was 80 in a 55. And no, I wasn't in LE at the time.