Policeman Suspected as Shooting Spree Kills Five

yahoo news ^ | April 10, 2002 | staff

[F16Fighter]

"Why should someone in Salmon, Idaho be paying for Toms River's [N.J.] SWAT team?"

Moreover -- why should someone in Toms River be paying for food, shelter, and medical for Illegal Invaders taking up refuge in California, OR for subsidizing the economies of both Egypt and Israel?

BTW, since the system of Federal subsidization is already in place, a SWAT team in place in the Toms River area IS justifiable simply based on TWO recent multiple murder/hostage events, as well as it's nearby location as a resort/bedroom community to the Philadelphia/New York nutcase axis.

[JMK]

Well, then I suggest you stay in Salmon, Idaho, enjoy your militia meetings, stop paying your Federal taxes, and stay out of New Jersey. How's that? Problem solved.

And I'll be sure to pass the word on to the mayor and township committee (a member of which is designated as the Police Commissioner) that ppaul and Fred Mertz of FreeRepublic.com have decreed that Dover Township, Seaside Heights, Ocean County, or any community whatsoever for that matter, do not need a SWAT team, and that it should be immediately disbanded.

Hell, why stop there? All of the aforementioned departments should be disbanded, including the Ocean County Sheriff's Department (also based in Toms River), and as for all those prisoners in the Ocean County Jail (ditto), let 'em all go. From now on, it's every man, woman, and child for themselves!

Oh, and by the way, it turns out that the 25-year-old son across the street from the cop was tried and acquitted of sexual assaut, lewd conduct, and child endangerment against the cop's daughter last year. The neighbors in the house behind him that he blew away testified as "character" witnesses on behalf of the kid.

But of course, everyone knows that because this guy was a cop, he was naturally just a pyscho waiting to snap, right?

Have fun up there in the hills with the bears and wolves...

[F16Fighter]

LOL -- maybe Fred Mertz and ppaul ought to buy a spaceship or establish a settlement in the snow dunes of the Antarctic.

[JMK]

Yeah, I guess penguins don't pose too much of a threat...

[Fred Mertz]

Actually with statist bootlickers like you two, I'm making plans to move out of this country; the sooner the better. Unfortunately, I don't think it will happen for at least four or five years from now.

You'll be welcome to visit and see what freedom really is. But you probably won't know how to handle it. LOL

[Cap'n Crunch]

uh oh, I better be quiet, I got an MP-5, and a Remington 700 in .308, and an M1A. And some people think I'm crazy.

I'm not am I?

[Cap'n Crunch]

actually I preferred the Colt sub gun over the HK.

[Poohbah]

I want one of those 25mm handguns too!

What is it, a cut down Bushmaster from a Bradley?

[F16Fighter]

Hey Fred -- what's this?? What kind of "freedom" won't we be able to "handle"? Are you moving to a Nudist Camp in the South Pacific, Big Fella?

[pocat]

I'll spin it even more - Compared to the MP5, AK's are "super-accurate killing machines".

"Spandex on a fat girl"

Thank you for that most unpleasant mental image : )

[Travis McGee]

Actually I already have a 25mm pistol: an old single shot flare gun.

[Travis McGee]

I saw a good t-shirt on a page of funny ones in an ad in this months SOF magazine:

"9 out of 10 of the voices in my head said it was a good day to stay home and clean my guns."

[Poohbah]

That's how to get your boss to NOT ARGUE when you say you need a day off: "Boss, I'd love to come to work, but the little voices are telling me that I must stay home and clean all my guns today. Sorry."

[Cap'n Crunch]

LOL, I'll drink to that.

[wardaddy]

lol...

[Squantos]

LOL !!........Ahhhhh come on :o) It's not like I said her bra size was a 44 long or sumpin !!

Stay Safe !