Posted on 06/06/2002 10:59:00 AM PDT by Jeff Head
Gave me chills.
This story could have been in Atlas Shrugged.
5.56mm
Emphasis on "she decided", "stole" and "redistributed". A good marxist if there ever was one.
My son sent the one that engineers send out. Their jokes are brutal.
One of his best jokes:
An engineer, Rabbi, Catholic Priest and an eye doctor were trying to play 18 holes of golf one afternoon. They were behind a single golfer and his caddy. The golfer was the worse golfer they had ever seen. It took him 5 minutes to tee off and to address each ball. He never putted out in less than 10 putts that were all over the green. If there was a water trap he was in it, a trap, he was in it, a rough he was in it. Before each shot his caddy laid down and put the head of his club against the ball. He still missed the ball 50% of his swings.
Finally the Rabbi went up to talk to his caddy. The Rabbi came back crying and shaking his head. He told them the poor guy was blind. The Rabbi felt so guilty, he had to quit playing that day and go home.
The priest got down on his knees and prayed to ask for forgiveness and mercy for the blind golfer. Then he left with the Rabbi.
The eye doctor took one of his business cards and wrote please call me for a free visit to give to the blind golfer.
As the eye doctor got ready to go over with his card, he realized that the engineer was still mad and just glaring at the blind guy.
The eye doc asked the engineer if there was anything he wanted to say to the poor blind man.
The engineer, yelled, "Tell that stupid SOB to go home. If he wants to butcher the game of golf. Then do it at night and leave daylight golfing to the rest of us!"
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