I think you're missing the point....if she has the panties, she doesn't need you. I mean, when was the last time you got a woman so aroused, she passed out? Inebriated maybe...but aroused? I don't think so. 
Posted on 05/18/2005 7:38:08 PM PDT by pissant
The following cautionary tale must surely rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers vibrating Passion Pants to her local Asda supermarket in Swansea.
Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.
To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however, that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.
For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for internal use". Now we know why. ®
(Excerpt) Read more at theregister.co.uk ...
So much for just wearing clean underwear. Nowdays you have to make sure you leave the house with a well manucured front lawn.
I am going to tell my wife now...
"Hey honey!!!!....."
not if it resembles a male organ, anyway!
ping
Or new batteries ...
I think it was just a fish tale about him using it for passing a drug test.
Sometimes all I can say is wow.
LOL
Post a pic of your bruises when she slaps ya silly. LOL
Ummmmmm....on second thought...never mind.
I think you're missing the point....if she has the panties, she doesn't need you. I mean, when was the last time you got a woman so aroused, she passed out? Inebriated maybe...but aroused? I don't think so.
Wasn't that Billy Jeff's Secret Service code name?
Eeeeewwwwwwww!!!! Go to your room!!
look what you started! We should get a cut of the increased profits!
Hmmm...Not gonna say it -- wouldn't be prudent.
Which part are you hoping for: that she gets aroused, or passes out?
You are TRULY warped for even imagining that....
excellent graphic. I think she's wearing Passion Pants!
I've been grounded???
It's being carried on sports pages now. He won't talk to sports writers.
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