Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers

The Register ^ | 5/18/05 | Lester Haines

[pissant]

This thing operates at a dangerous voltage? I guess that adds to the excitement.

[Feiny]

I already am....

[pissant]

And you wouldn't even post your pic on the Women of FR thread! Such a modest Goddess you are! ;o)

[Feiny]

My photo is on my homepage.....I am armed & dangerous. I am also no longer a redhead, I went back to blonde as it was too hard to remain feisty all the time.

[pissant]

I've seen your homepage. Nothing like a chick who knows how to shoot! That in itself puts you in the "near goddess" category. The red hair put you over the top. I need to reconsider that now.....over a beer. ;o)

Of course, if and when we ever meet, I'll give you the opportunity to out Guinness me for full restoration.

[Feiny]

Well, I usually stick to martinis in public as I tend to burp while drinking beer.

[pissant]

I like you even better then!

[pissant]

for the burping, not the martinis....

[Feiny]

Then, you would have loved my HS crew....we made burp tapes of us belching Christmas carols.

[MamaTexan]

This thing operates at a dangerous voltage?

Hellifiknow :)

[shaggy eel]

There have been amazing developments in battery performance over the last few years.

,,, who's better than you to qualify that statement?

[concordKIWI]

Vibrator alert!

[ExcursionGuy84]

Those don't exactly strike me as "Snake-Proof" Chaps

[ExcursionGuy84]

Those don't exactly strike me as "Snake-Proof" Chaps

[pissant]

LOLOLOL!

[gdc61]

holy crap where do you find this stuff!!! LOL

[pissant]

It finds me!

[KittyKares]

Hilarious post. I guess it's one way to make grocery shopping less boring.

[pissant]

Yes, now shopping for Wheaties and yogurt is a stimulating ordeal! LOL

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"Her husband better not say a word...ever..."

If I were her husband, I'd feel pretty darn insulted by this. And humiliated. Two and a half inches? How could I forgive her?