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DUmmie FUnnies 03-28-07 (Watching DUmmie Ants Watching Us Watching Them)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 28, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/28/2007 5:06:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Every once in awhile, the residents of my DUmmie Ant Farm stop in the middle of their Leftwing Circular Mill and suddenly notice that they are being watched. And what they see makes them VERY self concious. As is typical in this DUmmie THREAD, they are outraged because they are being quoted word for word accurately for all to laugh at. This seems to be typical among those of the Leftwing Loony persuasion nowadays. Their attitude is "How dare you quote what we actually say!!!" Sorry, but Copy and Paste is the secret of the DUmmie FUnnies success. We accurately quote you to maximize the laughs. We just can't make up this priceless comedy material. As a special bonus, we even have a cameo appearance by Pied Piper Pitt's mother, DUmmie Raven, in this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies watch us in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, thanking the DUmmies for the many laughs, is in the [brackets]:

I can't figure out the problem the freeps have with these DU threads.

[No problem at all. We just like to harvest your material for laughs.]

I read both of them and I honestly can't figure out why they honed in on these particular threads. Maybe they don't like a celebrity encounter? Perhaps it's something personal? Oh wait...most of it is vaguely homophobic.

[As chronicled in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, there is something very FUnnie in Will "I'm where celebrity worship goes to die" Pitt's desperate groupie-like attempts to hit on Kevin Spacey.]

I'd say they're rabidly jealous of Mr. Pitt.

[Yeah. I'm green with envy. Pitt actually got to TOUCH Kevin Spacey. OMG!!!]

They hate Hollyweird

[Why should I hate Hollyweird when they provide such great DUFU material?]

The Freepers are so bereft of imagination, if they couldn't pull OUR threads and attack US, they'd have nothing to post. True! They live to attack and hate "the other." You and me, dear fellow DUers, are the reason for their angst as well as motivation for them to carry on with their seemingly miserable existence, i.e., self righteousness and condemnation of all others unlike themselves. We are very special to these troglodytes known as "The Freepers."

[Yes, you are special to us. An ENDLESS source of comedy material.]

Bukowskis rocks by the way

[But it doesn't sound like a great place to pick up chicks.]

Wow...I think I need to take a shower. I don't usually go to Free Republic because it feels like descending into a sewer. I must say, I'm amazed they they seem so obsessed with Will but they don't seem to want to tackle him on the important stuff...just a kind of fun account of a meeting with Kevin Spacey...and yet the venom is really shocking, way over the top considering that Will's post on Spacey was harmless. The personal stuff that they spew about my son is upsetting to me although it is an indication that they can't stay out of the gutter and don't have the mental wherewithall to debate him on the facts and on the things that really matter. I guess I should be happy that he can get these pond scums so agitated.

[And that was Pied Piper Pitt's mother aka Raven. So Raven, or let me call you Mom, the reason why we seemed "obsessed" with Will is that he provides us with the BEST comedy material. Whether it is his prediction that Karl Rove had already been indicted on May 12 or his Midnight Cowboy outfit trip to Texas where he got chewed up by fireants or his overlong geopolitical treatise in which he claims that the "Third American Empire" was born at the 1980 Winter Olympics when inflamed nationalistic fans screamed "USA! USA!", Pitt is an endless source for material. And whenever he runs out of the comedy material, we never have to wait more than 24 business hours for more.]

The Spacey part was just a frame of the bigger point It's an interesting detail but it was more about The whole Devil exists and how to define it. I noticed how they just ignore the metaphor and message completely.

[Yes the segue from Spacey worship to an overlong pontificating treatise on Eisenhower's Farewell Address.]

You'd be jealous, too, if your closest encounter to fame was rubbing against the Nuge's loincloth

[Pitt's closet encounter to fame was rubbing against Keyser Soze's loincloth.]

what do they have? culturally?? other than Toby Keith? I wonder what music these people listen to or what films they watch? For instance, do they EVER see stand-up comedy?? They have nowhere to turn because EVERYONE disagrees with them and they hate it. All they can do is make gay jokes or talk about how fat Al Gore is and really can't help but watch Jon Stewart and Colbert.

[We don't listen to music. Ever. Just ask Freeper Charles Henrickson.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; kevinspacey; willpitt
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Don't forget the new DUFU feature. The Herald Of The Republic. It has strong language so it won't be posted on the FR. You can see today's edition HERE.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 03/28/2007 5:06:25 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/28/2007 5:08:02 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10!


3 posted on 03/28/2007 5:10:55 PM PDT by SIDENET (Now selling carbon offsets. Get some today!)
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To: PJ-Comix

FORE!


4 posted on 03/28/2007 5:11:15 PM PDT by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: PJ-Comix

DU Ping


5 posted on 03/28/2007 5:11:56 PM PDT by jmcenanly (Cowards take hostages. We do not.)
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To: PJ-Comix

first,and i don't know why


6 posted on 03/28/2007 5:13:37 PM PDT by bobscot
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10


7 posted on 03/28/2007 5:13:41 PM PDT by Blackirish
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To: PJ-Comix

**The Freepers are so bereft of imagination, if they couldn't pull OUR threads and attack US, they'd have nothing to post.**

Ha! Because the DUmmies NEVER make fun of us...except for every other post...


8 posted on 03/28/2007 5:14:09 PM PDT by ilovew ("Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer." --Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: PJ-Comix

WOOHOO TOP TEN!!!


9 posted on 03/28/2007 5:14:57 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("When a coin in the carbon pot rings, out of global warming hell a soul does spring." - Timothy Ball)
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To: PJ-Comix
Maybe DU and FR can get a circular thing going here, commenting on each other's comments.

We could call it The New York Times Review of Books....oh, wait, that's been taken.
10 posted on 03/28/2007 5:15:45 PM PDT by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: SquirrelKing
TEN

TEN

TEN

TEN

TEN

TEN

11 posted on 03/28/2007 5:15:53 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("When a coin in the carbon pot rings, out of global warming hell a soul does spring." - Timothy Ball)
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To: SquirrelKing

eleven.


12 posted on 03/28/2007 5:16:09 PM PDT by SquirrelKing ("When a coin in the carbon pot rings, out of global warming hell a soul does spring." - Timothy Ball)
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To: PJ-Comix

11th?


13 posted on 03/28/2007 5:16:41 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: PJ-Comix

**what do they have? culturally??**

Yeah, except for all of country music. But who really cares anyway? Because the Hollyweird whackos don't agree with us means our positions are irrelevant? I think I'd be more concerned if they did agree with us.


14 posted on 03/28/2007 5:17:43 PM PDT by ilovew ("Sure I am of this, that you have only to endure to conquer." --Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd say they're rabidly jealous of Mr. Pitt.

Oh yeah, that's the ticket. Hell who wouldn't be jealous of the rambling moran who posts such outrageous nutbaggery that even he realizes that going into hiding is the wisest thing to do.

Who can forget, the day that everything changed?

Pitt's "Martin Luther moment" dream of nailing his decree about some crazy crap on the door of the White House.

A personal favorite was the day he announced that the government was after him so he told the forum he was going to hide in his mommy's cabin in the woods.
15 posted on 03/28/2007 5:18:56 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You will, of course, notice the complete lack of taking the quotes here and commenting on them ala DUFU - they're unarmed in the battle of wits but at least they have enough sense to realize it.
16 posted on 03/28/2007 5:19:26 PM PDT by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: cripplecreek

Depending on what happened in Newton last year, the government may indeed be after him.


17 posted on 03/28/2007 5:20:47 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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To: PJ-Comix

so now we are watching them watching us watching them....


18 posted on 03/28/2007 5:21:22 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (The Hunt for Fred November)
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To: cripplecreek
A personal favorite was the day he announced that the government was after him so he told the forum he was going to hide in his mommy's cabin in the woods.

And who can forget the day he posted as the temporary sock puppet and admitted to criminality.

19 posted on 03/28/2007 5:25:19 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (The Hunt for Fred November)
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To: PJ-Comix
what do they have? culturally?? other than Toby Keith? I wonder what music these people listen to or what films they watch? For instance, do they EVER see stand-up comedy?? They have nowhere to turn because EVERYONE disagrees with them and they hate it. All they can do is make gay jokes or talk about how fat Al Gore is and really can't help but watch Jon Stewart and Colbert.

This is the epitome of the classic DUmmie. They like to believe we have no sense of art or culture and are a bunch of uneducated hicks. To this particular DUmmie, stand up comedy is a standard of what - intelligence and culture?

By the way, did you ever hear the one about the homosexual environmentalist and that fatso Al Gore?

20 posted on 03/28/2007 5:26:56 PM PDT by SaveTheChief (Chief Illiniwek (1926-2007))
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To: PJ-Comix

Top Ten!! The title alone had me going before I even clicked!!! "Watching DUmmie Ants Watching Us Watch Them"....lmaoooooooo, THAT deserved a repeat!!


21 posted on 03/28/2007 5:30:03 PM PDT by NoGrayZone
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To: PJ-Comix
I can't figure out the problem the freeps have with these DU threads.

Well, in all fairness, we can't seem to figure out how one can be so angry while freebasing diazepam.

22 posted on 03/28/2007 5:35:16 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the all new Idaho Ping List.)
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To: PJ-Comix; scott says
DU: what do they have? culturally?? other than Toby Keith?

How did they miss all of our Bob Dylan threads? There must be dozens.

23 posted on 03/28/2007 5:40:17 PM PDT by Rocko
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To: PJ-Comix
Wow...I think I need to take a shower.

Ha, right, like you 'felt' like moving out of your parents basement once.

24 posted on 03/28/2007 5:45:40 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the all new Idaho Ping List.)
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To: SaveTheChief

I watch lots of stand up comedians but unlike dummies I don't care what the comedian's political views are as long as they keep them to themselves and are funny. Chris Titus is hilarious.

The comedy thing reminds me. Hillary will be making an appearance on South Park tonight.


25 posted on 03/28/2007 5:45:47 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: PJ-Comix
what do they have? culturally??

So entertainment is the totality of culture? Whoa. Who'da thunk it.
26 posted on 03/28/2007 5:47:13 PM PDT by BJClinton (Yes, there are stupid questions.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Freepers are so bereft of imagination

Here on earth, we call this "sobriety".

27 posted on 03/28/2007 5:48:02 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the all new Idaho Ping List.)
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To: NeoCaveman

Someone should post this thread on DU.


28 posted on 03/28/2007 5:51:45 PM PDT by RedRover (Defend Our Marines!)
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To: decal
Maybe DU and FR can get a circular thing going here, commenting on each other's comments.

We could call it The New York Times Review of Books....oh, wait, that's been taken.

ROTFLMAO!!

29 posted on 03/28/2007 5:52:22 PM PDT by retrokitten (praying for Tony)
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To: PJ-Comix
The Freepers are so bereft of imagination, if they couldn't pull OUR threads and attack US, they'd have nothing to post.

Let me see, we got the Viking Kitties, RKBA, DUmmies FUnnies, Spork Weasel, Undead Thread, Poetry Corner, Freeper Canteen, Silly Theads, Pookie's Toons.. Etc....Yep we lack imagination.


30 posted on 03/28/2007 5:52:26 PM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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To: PJ-Comix

Uh-oh one of them has admitted to knowing who Toby Keith is. Watch for him to become a pariah among DUmmies.


31 posted on 03/28/2007 5:53:04 PM PDT by daybreakcoming
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I read both of them and I honestly can't figure out why they honed in on these particular threads.

Tone-deaf in the humor department? A radical leftist?

Color me non-plussed!

32 posted on 03/28/2007 5:53:11 PM PDT by Petronski (FRED!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Laughing at DUmmies is a full time job...because they are SOOOOOOO wrong all of the time.


33 posted on 03/28/2007 5:54:36 PM PDT by Txsleuth
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To: PJ-Comix
They hate Hollyweird

Now, I'm the place where celebrity worship goes to die...

First quote from tonight-FReepers hate hollywood-yeah, probably. Second quote-pitt from last night, claiming to not like celebrities, right before he got wet, writing about an actor. Ya'll decide. By the way mama pitt, I think your son's a fag.

34 posted on 03/28/2007 5:55:52 PM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
For instance, do they EVER see stand-up comedy??

"Look at me, I'm cultured and high-brow because smart assed latent depressed comedians tell me what to think!"

35 posted on 03/28/2007 5:55:54 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the all new Idaho Ping List.)
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To: SaveTheChief
They like to believe we have no sense of art or culture and are a bunch of uneducated hicks.

Lefties in general seem to have two stereotypes of us. To them we are either all like Larry the Cable Guy or Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island.

36 posted on 03/28/2007 5:59:04 PM PDT by retrokitten (praying for Tony)
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To: PJ-Comix
Pitt is an endless source for material.

Especially on his Canossa "repentance".

37 posted on 03/28/2007 6:02:24 PM PDT by steve-b (It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
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Oh wait...most of it is vaguely homophobic.

LOL. As an adult, I met one of my childhood heroes (Brooks Robinson), I said hello, bought him a beer, he bought me one back...I DID NOT INVITE HIM BACK TO MY HOUSE...(I think pitt's a fag.)

38 posted on 03/28/2007 6:02:56 PM PDT by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
Watching DUmmie Ants Watching Us Watching Them

BWHAHAHAHAH! I love that tag!

39 posted on 03/28/2007 6:06:35 PM PDT by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: PJ-Comix

culture = stand up comedy??? That explains a lot.


40 posted on 03/28/2007 6:06:42 PM PDT by Mercat
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They have nowhere to turn because EVERYONE disagrees with them and they hate it.

Oh no the drug addicted and chronically unemployed hate us, whatever will we do??

41 posted on 03/28/2007 6:08:45 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FReepmail me to join the all new Idaho Ping List.)
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Oh wait...most of it is vaguely homophobic.

Is Pitt gay?

42 posted on 03/28/2007 6:12:06 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Rodney King

Is grass green?


43 posted on 03/28/2007 6:12:33 PM PDT by darkangel82 (Socialism is NOT an American value.)
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You'd be jealous, too, if your closest encounter to fame was rubbing against the Nuge's loincloth

First time I ever LOL'd at a DU comment. You gotta admit, that's pretty funny.

44 posted on 03/28/2007 6:14:17 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: darkangel82

Huh.. for some reason it never occurred to me. I guess because he hung out in a bar that seemingly wasn't a gay bar.


45 posted on 03/28/2007 6:15:20 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: retrokitten
To them we are either all like Larry the Cable Guy or Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island.

I wouldn't mind being Thurston Howell the 3rd, although I would have cashed in Lovey for Maryann.

46 posted on 03/28/2007 6:16:42 PM PDT by Rodney King (No, we can't all just get along.)
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To: Rodney King
Since I only see about two new movies a year ( I consider most current film dreck) I have had to find other things to entertain me, like classic films, books, cooking, gardening, art, and (of course) posting on the internet.

I would like to remind the DUmmies that culture existed long before there were leftists. I don't believe Shakespeare or Dickens were democrats. When the Hollywood studio system was in full swing (up until the 60's) actors were FORBIDDEN in their contracts from making annoying and ill-informed political statements. To this day I have no idea if Cary Grant and David Niven were Republicans or democrats, and it doesn't matter to me, because they kept their opinions to themselves, realizing that they were actors and not experts on foreign policy or economics.

We DO however, have Dennis Miller, who has an IQ greater than the sum of the IQ scores of Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell, Jon Stewart, David Letterman, and Brad Pitt.

And think how much money we save by not supporting the mindless Hollywood set! All the better to free up money to donate to our favorite REPUBLICAN candidates! HA!

47 posted on 03/28/2007 6:27:10 PM PDT by Miss Marple (Prayers for Jemian's son,: Lord, please keep him safe and bring him home .)
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How did they miss all of our Bob Dylan threads? There must be dozens.

And what about all the moosey and/or cheesey Monty Python threads? <snicker>

48 posted on 03/28/2007 6:31:29 PM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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I guess I should be happy that he can get these pond scums so agitated.

Agitated? Shrieking with laughter is not "agitation", Raven. It's amusement.

You know, amusement. That special quality that most DUmmies seem to have a hard time with.

49 posted on 03/28/2007 6:34:58 PM PDT by SandyInSeattle (I made it home! Hello, Seattle! It's Raining! Woo Hoo!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wonder what music these people listen to

Bluegrass, almost exclusively.

or what films they watch?

Practically none, wise and lucky us.

50 posted on 03/28/2007 6:46:08 PM PDT by prairiebreeze (Iran needs a good swift kick in the teeth. Or ten.)
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