Obama's Court Pick A Swipe At Bad Spellers, Mispronouncers (Humor)

DotPenn.com ^ | 5-29-2009 | Sven Waring

[SvenWaring]

Use Barack in a Sentence: If America spends any more it'll go Barack to the stone age.

Bad spellers and chronic mispronouncers are expressing consternation--although it doesn't look or sound like that--at Baroque Obama's selection for Supreme Court.

Early this week, Obama picked Sonya Santamarora for appointment to the nation's highest court. Although Sandermrrara faces tough testimony in front of the Senate and a Washington D.C. condo board.

"Whatever happened to names like Miler and Smit," said Dawson Creek, president of Bad Spellers Untied, in an email interview. "And now Sonia Manumunum! This is another Obooma fiasco in the making."

Creek, who just learned to spell Barack only recently, said it isn't the first time that the hard-to-spell Obamma has specifically appointed people with tricky vowel and syllable combinations while in office.

"Ron Manwell. That's one," said Creek. "How about Neapolotona? I hate to sound like a conspiracy kook, but it's becoming more evident that O'bama has an agenda."

[Paved Paradise]

Very cute.