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DUmmie FUnnies 06-09-09 (DUmmie Complains To Macy's Manager About Running Fox News) IMPORTANT!!!
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 9 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/09/2009 6:00:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Last week we SAW how the DUmmies were getting all excited about a remote control device that could shut off TV sets that were running Fox News. But what happens when the DUmmie leaves the room? Most likely the TV will revert to Fox News since it is by far the most popular cable news channel out there. Therefore, the DUmmies have to work even harder to keep folks from watching Fox News. One way is what a certain DUmmie did as chronicled in his THREAD, "I just complained to a Macy's manager about having Fox News on their TVs." This censorship matter is of such importance to the DUmmies that it currently sits at the very top of their "Greatest" page. So let us now watch the DUmmies get obsessed that people out there are watching Fox News in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Macy's will probably now get requests to turn the channel BACK to Fox news is in the [brackets]:

I just complained to a Macy's manager about having Fox News on their TVs.

[Congrats! You just earned your DUmmie Webelo badge for censorship.]

I was shopping on Saturday in a San Diego Macy's and noticed that outside the fitting rooms were small TV monitors and a seating area for -- I guess -- bored husbands waiting for their wives to finish shopping. Fox News was on. I changed the channel to a game show. Apparently, it was programmed so those were the only two choices. I went into a different department and there it was again. I changed it again.

[Can't risk the possibility of even one contrary view entering the public domain.]

I didn't bother a saleswoman about it; there were so few on the floor anyway, and they don't have any authority. This morning I called and spoke with a manager who both agreed with me that it was propaganda, and also said she would tell the store manager about my complaint and try to make sure that Fox News was taken off the channel selection.

[Hmmm... Thanx for the info. Now we know that it was the San Diego Macy's and that they have a leftwing manager who has agreed to censor Fox News from their TV sets. How much you want to bet that your dopey post will end up having the OPPOSITE effect that you intended. Any DUFU fans in the San Diego area want to check out the Macy's there and see if they actually acceded to the demand of a crazed censorious DUmmie?]

Every little bit helps, I hope.

[Your little bit by posting your censorious activity in the open will help us to counteract it. Thanx. And now on to the other Fox-obsessed DUmmies...]

You are fantastic for doing that.

[Yes, thanx for posting out in the open so we can check to see if the San Diego Macy's gives in to your censorship attempt.]

his is par for the course most places... Honestly almost any place I go with public tv's tuned to news channels, it's always fox news. Stores, the gym, lunch rooms at business places....

[DANGER! DANGER! Contrary views breaking out all over!]

When I was working at Cymer in San Diego, ...the TV's in the lunch room where always on the Fox News Channel. All the TV's were being fed off of a DirecTV box that was locked in a cabinet, but lucky for me the cabinet had glass doors. So, I purchased a cheap Universal Remote control, and programmed it for the DirecTV box. Everyday my friends and I would sneak the remote into the cafeteria and find a seat relatively in front of the video cabinet, and secretly change the channel to something other then FNC, usually CNN or MSNBC, sometimes ESPN.

[A member of the Thought Police proudly recounts one of his "accomplishments."]

Same at Wells Fargo ~ I'll complain next time

[Better start a list.]

That is how you do it, talk directly to the store manager, good job. I did this at the local Hospital, why they needed Fox news or any TV on in the waiting room was beyond me, and the next time I took the wife it wasn't on Fox news.

[Talk directly to the store manager. Post it in DUmmieland so it will be DUFUed. Then watch as the San Diego Macy's is forced to return to the Fox News channel once again by a public outraged by them agreeing to be censored...if they did.]

I did the same at a BOFA branch. They play CNN now. Gotta make the noise.

[Please post which BOFA branch so we can complain about them giving in to censorship demands.]

Tell them that you don't approve of pornography -- and Faux News IS political pornography. And thanks for taking action. I have in the past complained, and some businesses have changed the station, at least temporarily.

[Temporarily until the loon walked out of the room.]

Now you are talking....It is this kind of vigilance that pays off...If enough of us do it. When I was in the local hospital the same thing happened to me....they now have cnn on all the time which isn't a whole lot better but its a step.

[The Thought Police have their own Vigilance Committees.]

I complained about Fox News being on in our bank branch. Now they're tuned to CNN all day.

[You too have earned your DUmmie Webelo badge for censorship.]

my partner has done similar, at the Honda dealership. I'll encourage him to post about it...

[Be sure to include which Honda dealership branch. Hee! Hee!]

they play that crap at the Macys in the Los Angeles area also and i have seen it at that waiting room area just outside the dressing rooms.

[I'm guessing that a lot of crybabying DUmmies will turn up at the Macy's in L.A. today.]

My Macy's runs FOX outside it's dressing rooms, too. Do all Macy's exclusively show FOX?

[Uh-oh! I'm seeing a nationwide Thought Police assault on Macy's today.]

It will be interesting to see if FOX is still on their TV's when you go back. It is bad business to risk offending customers with propaganda. They should have known better.

[I want the San Diego Macy's to KEEP Fox News on their TV sets just to watch DUmmie heads explode.]

I just got back from a trip in Missouri and a couple different McDonalds had a big flat-screen on the wall with Fox News blaring. Anyone else ever seen it in a McDonalds?

[GASP! A couple of Mickey D's in Missouri slipped through the DUmmie Thought Police net!]

Good for you! There is enough viewers tuning in without the help of retailers. We do not need to have anymore people corrupted, influenced or brainwashed.

[Note to DUFU fans: DUmmie heads are SURE to explode if the San Diego Macy's continues to run Fox News. Will they fight this censorship attempt? It will be interesting to find out. Here is a LIST of the four San Diego Macy's along with their phone numbers]


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To: PJ-Comix
my partner has done similar, at the Honda dealership.

Well, if you guys are partners there, can't you make that decision pretty easily? How long have you been in business together?

21 posted on 06/09/2009 6:33:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Fairly Unbalanced.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I have an account at the DU and am within 100 of the magic post “1000” (by hanging out in the lounge) when I can really start tweaking those idiots without much fear of getting tombstoned. Another few weeks and I’ll launch “Operation Dawg”..HA..


22 posted on 06/09/2009 6:36:06 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (I'm a Patriot Guard Rider..www.patriotguard.org for info..)
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To: CAluvdubya
Let me know what happens. I have a feeling this will end up on the news. Hee! Hee!

And if the DUmmies are foiled in this censorship attempt then their heads will EXPLODE especially since it was the DUmmie FUnnies that was instrumental in thwarting their censorship attempt at Macy's.

23 posted on 06/09/2009 6:37:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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To: PJ-Comix
This DUmmie forgets that San Diego is a military town. Won't be hard to foil them.

In fact, I'll bet this idiot is one of the code pinkos that we (FReepers and Protest Warriors) ran off when they tried to protest the Naval Hospital here.

24 posted on 06/09/2009 6:41:40 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (I like Sarah Palin because all the WRONG people I despise hate her.- Dennis Miller)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles! I think the DUmmie was referring to his “life partner” not his business partner. So it was his life partner that got the channel changed at the dealership he works at.


25 posted on 06/09/2009 6:43:31 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
the TV's in the lunch room where always on the Fox News Channel. All the TV's were being fed off of a DirecTV box. . . .

The clicked-on FOX jumped over the lousy box.

26 posted on 06/09/2009 6:45:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Fairly Unbalanced.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I usually notice CNN on most television sets. That or Oprah. Sometimes Fox news. To be honest though, I am not a huge fan of Fox News either. I wish they’d all show 24 hours of Mythbusters instead :)


27 posted on 06/09/2009 6:45:55 AM PDT by Paradox (When the left have no one to villainize, they'll turn on each other.)
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To: CAluvdubya

Check the list I provided. There are only four Macy’s in San Diego. Let us know what happens.


28 posted on 06/09/2009 6:46:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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To: Incorrigible
I think the DUmmie was referring to his “life partner” not his business partner.

I know. I was just having FUn with this stupid "partner" talk. It used to be, in my lifetime, that "my partner" always meant "my business partner."

Instead of saying, "my partner," they should say, "my fellow immoral co-shacker-upper."

29 posted on 06/09/2009 6:49:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Fairly Unbalanced.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Sorry Charles. I figured you’ve dealt with enough depravity to get the difference but I thought just maybe I caught you in a mistake some innocent pastor might make! :-)


30 posted on 06/09/2009 6:53:11 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
The outright stupidity and ignorance of these people never ceases to amaze me...Unless they agree with any news it is propaganda...Holy crapola. How this nation has survived 225+years with idiots like these people running around I will never know.
31 posted on 06/09/2009 6:54:16 AM PDT by never4get (We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
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To: PJ-Comix

I will check them all, even the ones not on the list that are close (county not city) that are popular yet still close.


32 posted on 06/09/2009 6:56:02 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (I like Sarah Palin because all the WRONG people I despise hate her.- Dennis Miller)
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To: PJ-Comix
Where are these folks? Nearly everywhere I go, it is CNN on the TVs.
33 posted on 06/09/2009 7:01:42 AM PDT by TankerKC (01/20/09 = 09/10/01)
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To: Incorrigible; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco
a mistake some innocent pastor might make!

Some "innocent" pastor?? Believe me, any pastor who's "been in the business" for even a few years has seen sin in all kinds of forms! And "shacking-up" is probably the most common type of public, manifest sin we have to deal with these days.

Pastors see it all, understand the depths of human depravity better than anyone, and so we're not shocked by anything.

34 posted on 06/09/2009 7:02:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Fairly Unbalanced.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Dark Wing

Hey, Darkwing.

We have a DUAC sighting over here!


35 posted on 06/09/2009 7:02:44 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (FreepMail me if you want on the Bourbon ping list!)
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To: Incorrigible; Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco
Pastors see it all, understand the depths of human depravity better than anyone, and so we're not shocked by anything.

I would say policemen, the same thing as pastors.

36 posted on 06/09/2009 7:03:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The DUmmies are Fairly Unbalanced.)
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To: PJ-Comix

If we get in a “turn off the public” TV war with DUmmies, I see it as a good thing for all.

I hate the proliferation of TV’s everywhere I go. Shades of 1984...


37 posted on 06/09/2009 7:05:03 AM PDT by listenhillary (90% of our problems could be resolved with a government 10% of the size it is now.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I did not know that Macy’s sells birkinstocks and tie-dyed T-shirts. I must have missed those sections the last time I was there.


38 posted on 06/09/2009 7:07:23 AM PDT by skimask (When dealing with people who value death over life, traditional means of deterrence will not work)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Partner” just screams out “homosexual.” I don’t think any normal shacking up people use it.


39 posted on 06/09/2009 7:13:20 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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To: CAluvdubya
I will check them all, even the ones not on the list that are close (county not city) that are popular yet still close.

Great. I have a feeling this whole censorship attempt episode will go VIRAL on the Web. Thanx again.

And the fringe benefit is that DUmmie heads will EXPLODE!!!

40 posted on 06/09/2009 7:18:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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