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How to Know if you are on the Obama Enemies List
www.facefwd.com ^ | 10/22/09 | faced

Posted on 10/23/2009 11:33:52 AM PDT by faced

There has been much talk of late about the "Enemies List" that the Obama administration is working off of. As a public service to our readers, we are publishing the items one must be aware of in order to be taken off the Obama Hate list.

You might be on Obama's Enemies List if:

25+ Pack your bags and head to non-extradition country
20-25 See you in camp Obama
15-19 Eligible for a liberal re-education but still one of us
10-14 Welcome to the conservative underground, rookie
05-09 You need to buy a few more guns and re-test.
0 - 04 Are you an ACORN Employee?
Danny Powell
www.facefwd.com


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; Politics; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: conservativethought; enemieslist; liberalism; obama

1 posted on 10/23/2009 11:33:52 AM PDT by faced
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To: faced

I oppose every policy position that Obozo holds - must mean I’m on their list.


2 posted on 10/23/2009 11:34:42 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: faced

You forgot one....

If you post on FR......


3 posted on 10/23/2009 11:35:34 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)
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To: faced

You are on it as soon as you speak up in public against anything they are doing. Period. End of story.

Scary times.


4 posted on 10/23/2009 11:36:17 AM PDT by ilgipper
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To: faced

We’re all on it.


5 posted on 10/23/2009 11:37:07 AM PDT by b4its2late (Ignorance allows liberalism to prosper.)
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To: SoldierDad

If I sent an email or 2 or 3 to the WH telling Barry to F*** off would that count?


6 posted on 10/23/2009 11:38:17 AM PDT by Merlinator (Take them all down...one czar at a time FUBO)
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To: faced

..if you’re white


7 posted on 10/23/2009 11:40:27 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Mmm mmm mmm - Barack Hussein Obama (repeat endlessly))
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To: combat_boots

Oh-OH I guess they will intern me in Camp Obama


8 posted on 10/23/2009 11:40:38 AM PDT by brooklyn dave (Where's the birth cert?)
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To: faced

1. If you Have ever been been in the military

2. If you have been overheard saying inflammatory things like, “I believe in the constitution of the United States”

3. If you have never been a “community organizer” and don’t know what that means

4. If you have ever been proud of any of America’s accomplishments prior to January 17, 2009

5. If you own a gun, or a bullet, or even a gun holster (3x if you are an NRA member)

6. If you have never read the following authors: Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, or Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara

7. If you don’t believe in global warming and don’t particularly like Al Gore

8. If you think that bailout is something that should only be done to your boat or your worthless brother-in-law

9. If you have never been or desire to be a Czar

10. If you actually qualify to be a member of Obama’s administration by passing an FBI background check

11. If you are not the member of any far left special interest group

12. If you think that the US should remain a sovereign nation

13. If you think that the US would be best served by getting out of the United (Nations) and getting the United Nations out of the US

14. If you like the idea of a strong dollar and weak inflation

“10-14 Welcome to the conservative underground, rookie”

Only 14 calories, not evil enough.


9 posted on 10/23/2009 11:41:12 AM PDT by Grunthor (Thank YOU George Bush, for giving us the GOP of today!)
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To: faced

If you’ve always found Communism and Socialism to be as revolting as Nazism and Fascism.


10 posted on 10/23/2009 11:41:57 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (I refuse to "reduce my carbon footprint" all the while Lenin remains in an airconditioned shrine)
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To: brooklyn dave

..oh, I thought this was camp Obamo?


11 posted on 10/23/2009 11:43:14 AM PDT by norraad ("What light!">Blues Brothers)
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To: Merlinator

Should be on the list.


12 posted on 10/23/2009 11:46:02 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: SoldierDad

Then I probably am several times over


13 posted on 10/23/2009 11:47:15 AM PDT by Merlinator (Take them all down...one czar at a time FUBO)
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To: faced

I qualify for more than a couple of those. But I’m on the inside, working for DHS.


14 posted on 10/23/2009 11:47:19 AM PDT by Tennessee_Bob (A1C 6.2)
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To: faced
Count me in.

(Obama could at least send me a birthday card, or something.)

15 posted on 10/23/2009 11:48:06 AM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: faced

I volunteer.


16 posted on 10/23/2009 11:48:53 AM PDT by donhunt ("Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them." - Ronald Reagan)
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To: brooklyn dave
Oh-OH I guess they will intern me in Camp Obama

(singing) Hello Daddy, hello Mama,

Here I am at, Camp Obama.

I am freezing, barely eating,

And I just saw fellow campmates get a beating.

(Sorry, I couldn't help myself.)

17 posted on 10/23/2009 11:51:45 AM PDT by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: faced

My score was 16 + 4 for owning an SUV (do I get more for also owning a 1990 F250 diesel?). I’m curious if I can score higher for having had 6 members of my family (including my youngest son) serve in Iraq? My family (father’s side) has a very long tradition of military service - does that increase my score?


18 posted on 10/23/2009 11:52:09 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: faced

I’m on it and I’m sure I’m on several no-fly lists. I’m also a right-wing Extremist. I have a card from the Liberty Counsel that says so.


19 posted on 10/23/2009 12:00:01 PM PDT by humble and shy (Taking our country back, one corrupt politician at a time)
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To: SIDENET

LOL


20 posted on 10/23/2009 12:05:56 PM PDT by Merlinator (Take them all down...one czar at a time FUBO)
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To: faced
Damn, I'm screwed.

•If you have a degree from a college in something other than Law, Civics, Theater Arts, Education or Political Science BS Management, also Graduated from the U.S. Army Command and General Staff College....gotta be a few more points!

If you have ever attended a tea party or ever complained about paying your taxes Yea, and?

If you make enough money to have to pay taxes Sh*t

If you have looked at your Payroll Check and seen the name Fox Network. Wahooo, not this time

If you Have ever been been in the military (2x if you have actually fought for our country)SH*T, SH*T, Double SH*T

If you refer to your camouflage clothing "my camos" Actually, I think it's only the Marines(Peace be upon them) who refer to camouflage clothing as camos. Army refers to them as BDU's,

If you have been overheard saying inflammatory things like, "I believe in the constitution of the United States"F*cking commies, who doesn't?

If you have never been a "community organizer" and don't know what that meansWhat does that mean?

If you have your own health insurance and don't need/want the governments help Shit, oops, I mean Sh*t

If you have interrogated anyone using harsh language Damn that GTMO 6.0 year I spent there blows this one...ok whatever

If you have ever been proud of any of America's accomplishments prior to January 17, 2009 well who isn't?

If you are Winston Churchill's Bust No...kinda fat like him, but don't dig the cigars so much

If you own a gun, or a bullet, or even a gun holster (3x if you are an NRA member) Shit, shit shit

If you are a Doctor and do not own a lab coat what if you own a lab coat and you always wanted to be a doctor, for the chicks, of course?

If you are an insurance company employee (4x if you are manager level or higher) What is this?,/i>

If you have never read the following authors: Saul Alinsky, Karl Marx, or Ernesto 'Che' Guevara You have to read about your enemies

If you don't believe in global warming and don't particularly like Al Gore (4x if you drive an SUV) 4X's for me

If you think that bailout is something that should only be done to your boat or your worthless brother-in-law double point on this one

If you have ever referred to yourself as a ditto head or cried with Glenn Beck Not so much, but I do cry when I see a good story about my troops

If you have never been or desire to be a Czar Guilty If you actually qualify to be a member of Obama's administration by passing an FBI background check I've passed an FBI backgrounf check, but I'll pass on being in this administration.

If you are not the member of any far left special interest group Nope

If you think that the US should remain a sovereign nationYep

If you think that the US would be best served by getting out of the United and getting the United Nations out of the US Yep

If you like the idea of a strong dollar and weak inflation (3x if you have bought gold)PFFTTTTTT,/i>

25+ Pack your bags and head to non-extradition country 20-25 See you in camp Obama 15-19 Eligible for a liberal re-education but still one of us 10-14 Welcome to the conservative underground, rookie 05-09 You need to buy a few more guns and re-test. 0 - 04 Are you an ACORN Employee? <-----Packing now!

21 posted on 10/23/2009 12:06:22 PM PDT by occamrzr06
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To: SIDENET

SNL need to do a skit with this.


22 posted on 10/23/2009 12:06:34 PM PDT by Merlinator (Take them all down...one czar at a time FUBO)
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To: SIDENET

Keep going!! And send it to Paul Shanklin....


23 posted on 10/23/2009 12:11:56 PM PDT by azishot
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To: sneakers; prisoner6; GregB; karatemom; faced

I don’t often ping to threads...but this one is a keeper. I am cutting and pasting and forwarding this on...

thx faced for the great post!


24 posted on 10/23/2009 12:19:14 PM PDT by PennsylvaniaMom (Mmm, mmm, mmm.)
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To: SoldierDad

Meh. 23. Does ammo count more if you’ve got kilo-rounds of the stuff? Just two more points please...


25 posted on 10/23/2009 12:30:02 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Obamacare violates the 4th Amendment.)
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To: faced

Only 16.

I need to join the military, work at foxnews, become a doctor, become a bust of Winston Churchill.

I want high numbers on this one.


26 posted on 10/23/2009 12:32:37 PM PDT by luckystarmom
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To: faced

I also think there should be bonus points for being on free republic.


27 posted on 10/23/2009 12:33:06 PM PDT by luckystarmom
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To: SoldierDad

Go Bless you and your family for your service to our country!


28 posted on 10/23/2009 12:34:45 PM PDT by folkquest
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To: ctdonath2
I only made it to 24.

Any chance I get extra points for owning two SUVs?

29 posted on 10/23/2009 12:36:53 PM PDT by aragorn (We do indeed live in interesting times. NRA, GOA, SAF, CCRKBA. FUBO.)
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To: folkquest

Thank you. (I’m guessing that the missing “d” was a typo?) As my son is wont to say, just doing our part.


30 posted on 10/23/2009 12:37:16 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: SoldierDad

I want to be on the list.


31 posted on 10/23/2009 12:37:27 PM PDT by unkus
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To: SIDENET

You know, you’re on to something there. I wonder if this President will send Christmas cards.

Hmmmm.


32 posted on 10/23/2009 12:39:37 PM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spirito Sancto.)
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To: SoldierDad

Yes. Of course it’s GOD Bless you and your family! I was just typing fast.


33 posted on 10/23/2009 12:42:06 PM PDT by folkquest
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To: unkus

Well, okay. You’re on the list.


34 posted on 10/23/2009 12:42:16 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: folkquest

I hate it when my finger misses a letter like that ;0)


35 posted on 10/23/2009 12:43:01 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: SoldierDad

Well, okay. You’re on the list.
__________________

Thanks for the confirmation.

Yesterday I told a liberal at work that Nixon could have learned a lot from 0bama and the guy actually agreed.


36 posted on 10/23/2009 12:46:38 PM PDT by unkus
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To: unkus

I’m not surprised - I work in liberal land (public education) and people I work with go out of their way to avoid having conversations about Obozo just so they can avoid the embarrassment.


37 posted on 10/23/2009 12:49:05 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: SoldierDad

I’m not surprised - I work in liberal land (public education) and people I work with go out of their way to avoid having conversations about Obozo just so they can avoid the embarrassment.
>>>>

Hardly any 0bama bumper stickers to be seen here these days.


38 posted on 10/23/2009 12:50:59 PM PDT by unkus
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To: PennsylvaniaMom

That was great!! Thank you!!


39 posted on 10/23/2009 12:51:27 PM PDT by karatemom (I bet Sarah Palin has a birth certificate!)
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To: unkus

Yes, I’ve noticed a significant reduction in the Obozo bumper stickers in the Sacramento area where I work during the week.


40 posted on 10/23/2009 12:56:45 PM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: faced

Please oh please oh please oh please, put me on it!!!!!!PPPPPlllleeeeaaaasssseeee!


41 posted on 10/23/2009 1:01:09 PM PDT by Doc Savage (SOBAMP!)
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To: Grunthor

If I heard Sarah give ‘THIS’ for a speech at a convention I would literally be 10 feet off the ground applauding. Man, this is EXACTLY what every Conservative candidate should use from now until we get rid of this moron!


42 posted on 10/23/2009 1:03:11 PM PDT by Doc Savage (SOBAMP!)
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To: faced

I’m on the list and DAMN PROD OF IT!!!


43 posted on 10/23/2009 1:04:57 PM PDT by bfree (The revolution is coming and it will be violent)
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To: faced

I’m on the list and DAMN PROUD OF IT!!!


44 posted on 10/23/2009 1:05:19 PM PDT by bfree (The revolution is coming and it will be violent)
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To: norraad

no it’s called “joycamp” now....


45 posted on 10/23/2009 1:49:03 PM PDT by MissDairyGoodnessVT (Something stinks in Oslo)
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To: faced

If you’re not on the list, you’re obviously doing something wrong.

They need to keep an “as of” date on the list, so we can compare our cred.


46 posted on 10/23/2009 1:54:22 PM PDT by Darth Reardon (Im running for the US Senate for a simple reason, I want to win a Nobel Peace Prize - Rubio)
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To: SoldierDad

I live in California. When I was at the grocery store, the elderly lady in front of me was gushing about the first family’s photo and how good looking they are.

She was saying how it was just going to take a lot of time to get us out of the mess we’re in.

Ughhh!!! I almost threw up right there.


47 posted on 10/23/2009 5:29:46 PM PDT by luckystarmom
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To: PennsylvaniaMom
Well Include me in!

Of course I turned myself in to the flag.gov website, hehehehehe!

prisoner6

48 posted on 10/24/2009 3:47:18 PM PDT by prisoner6 (ACORN is nuts!)
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To: luckystarmom

Would have been worth the pain to have thrown up all over her.


49 posted on 10/26/2009 9:15:48 AM PDT by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier whose wife is expecting twins SONS.)
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To: SIDENET

That’s pretty good!


50 posted on 10/27/2009 9:09:11 AM PDT by brooklyn dave (Where's the birth cert?)
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