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DUmmie FUnnies 08-14-10 (DUmmies Fantasize Winning Big In November)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 14, 2010 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/14/2010 7:04:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

So how is that Recovery Summer working out for you, DUmmies? All indications are that the Democrats will LOSE big in November. The prospect of big gains by the EVIL Republicans is so hideous to the DUmmies that they are now fantasizing just the opposite, that the Democrats will be the big winners despite the lousy economy and general disgust with The One. You can see this fantasy for yourself in this DUmmie THREAD, "C'mon DU let's get over it and win both houses with a BIG majority in November." If this fantasy sounds familiar, remember the other DUmmie fantasy in which Al Gore was elected president in the Alternate Universe. In any event, at least half the FUn of this November's election will be to watch the DUmmie reaction...assuming that the site does not crash as it did for several days following the November 2002 election when the Democrats did NOT gain any seats in Congress. So let us now watch the DUmmies fantasize winning big in November in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who came close to being covered in Spaghetti Sauce red this week when he picked up 820 bottles via coupons, is in the [brackets]:

C'mon DU let's get over it and win both houses with a BIG majority in November

[How about if we apply the chloroform-soaked hankie to your nose now so you can wake up on the other side of the November elections? It will be so much less painful that way.]

Like many people I have been frustrated with things not going MY way like single payer healthcare, Gitmo not closing, the extended war in Af. and a slow move out of Iraq etc.

[Don't forget about the economy going even further into the toilet during Recovery Summer.]

However this government HAS made progress and actually has done a lot (although we don't hear about it on television). Many, many things have been passed by Congress to improve the lives of the American. People forget who created the financial crisis and need to be reminded.

[BUSH'S FAULT!!!]

HOWEVER, as long as Democrats left leaning (professional or non professional) or center people splinter and regurgitate RW Newspeak they have to think of the consequences of a huge Republican majority in both houses this fall. Can you imagine what that will mean to this country? None of our agenda will be progressed AT ALL and will be just tossed in a trash can.

[On the plus side, the ensuing mental meltdown in DUmmieland will provide lots of great DUFU comedy material. Now for the fantasies from your fellow DUmmies...]

I did not work hard for a center right prez - but that is what we have. If the Dems want to have majotiry in both houses then perhaps they need to remember who brung 'em and work to pass progressive legislation. Just a thought.

[Getting your excuses lined up already?]

I will donate time and money to candidates who support a progressive agenda. If the Dems lose control of the House or Senate as a result of progressive flight, too bad. Not like they were acting on progressive agendas anyhow. Screw 'em if they can't take a joke!

[So does that mean you won't pick up those artificial cheerleader pom-poms?]

You seem to dismiss the time we had majority of the House, supermajority in the Senate, and the WH. Still... nothing got passed. What more would you expect in the f*cking future?? What we couldn't have is not now in the past.. it is the nature of the party, near as I can tell. Hope pissed on us. I'm going to go wash my clothes, and re-consider what I expect for a vote. Not that it matters... just another peon, literally.

[Hope pissed on you because The One needed someone to "peon."]

nope. I will NOT "hold my nose" and vote dem any longer.

[It would take time away from your keyboard.]

Fending off a GOP majority or even large Republican gains is simply something everyone should be very motivated to work together to stop.

[DUAC! DUAC!]

I love to make Sarah Palin obscure to America, and then maybe put her in jail for some of the things she does and says.

[DUmmie Thought Police fantasizing about criminalizing contrary views.]

I will still get out and vote Democrat myself because returning to Republican rule would be nightmarish.

[You will be FUn to watch on Nov. 3.]


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To: Charles Henrickson

Einstein bagels are not real bagels. To get a real honest-to-goodness crusty boiled bagel, you have to go to a neighborhood Jewish bakery, if you can still find one.


61 posted on 08/14/2010 10:35:12 AM PDT by Inyokern
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To: Daisyjane69

Keep in mind that the mindset of a lefty will shear off his nose to spite his face. They are just a fanatic dumbass collectivity according to the events of their life. They think not of time or reason. It’s a very selfish bunch.


62 posted on 08/14/2010 10:42:34 AM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west)?)
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To: Inyokern; PJ-Comix
Einstein bagels are not real bagels. To get a real honest-to-goodness crusty boiled bagel, you have to go to a neighborhood Jewish bakery, if you can still find one.

I know what you mean, but the Einstein bagels are still pretty good. It's hard to find an authentic, local, Jewish deli where I live now.

63 posted on 08/14/2010 10:43:19 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Grew up in a Jewish neighborhood in Chicago, now live in St. Louis.)
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To: Inyokern
Einstein bagels are not real bagels. To get a real honest-to-goodness crusty boiled bagel, you have to go to a neighborhood Jewish bakery, if you can still find one.

The problem is that the flavors of those "real" bagels seem to be limited. BTW, I purposely mispronounce them as "bah-glez" to my wife and her relatives so they call them "bah-glez." Even today I told her I was going out briefly to pick up "bah-glez."

I first heard that mispronunciation in Los Angles when a Mexican guy told me in Spanish about a terrific breakfeast food called "bah-glez." Curious, I went to the address he told me. There was a long line of Mexicans so I joined the crowd. Then I looked up and saw a sign that said, "Western Bagels." I suddenly realized what "bah-glez" were and still use that pronunciation. BTW, the cheese jalapeno bagel they had there was the BEST flavor ever!

64 posted on 08/14/2010 11:03:44 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Taking it to the next level with coupons)
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To: PJ-Comix
You seem to dismiss the time we had majority of the House, supermajority in the Senate, and the WH. Still... nothing got passed. What more would you expect in the f*cking future?? What we couldn't have is not now in the past.. it is the nature of the party, near as I can tell.

The same holds true today, dummie. Still, the liberals want one or two (R) names to show "bipartisanship" to pass crappy legislation.

65 posted on 08/14/2010 11:09:23 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Remember in November. Clean the house on Nov. 2. / Progressive is a PC word for liberal democrat.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I did not work hard for a center right prez - but that is what we have.

To quote Rosie O'Donnell, who said this of Sean Hannity: "Deluuuuuuuuuuuuuuusional!"

66 posted on 08/14/2010 12:02:13 PM PDT by Purrcival (Proud to share my birthday with President Reagan)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ever have grav lox? I prefer it to nova.
67 posted on 08/14/2010 12:09:22 PM PDT by chapin2500
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To: PJ-Comix
I did not work hard for a center right prez - but that is what we have.

Where on Gods green earth does this dillweed figure ears is center-right????????

68 posted on 08/14/2010 2:50:51 PM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (Why protest fur and not leather? Ever try to hassle a motorcycle gang?)
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To: rickb308

Yo want some fish and clams? i’ll hook you up. You’re a freeper. You’re in. I’lll try to ship fresh (still bleding) fish and clams oout ) on dry ice of upu really want.


69 posted on 08/14/2010 10:28:03 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: LUV W

Give lady T a hug back for me, and BIG hugs to her babies. :)


70 posted on 08/14/2010 10:29:47 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyway, the way to go fishing is on a boat loaded with beer. Most of the day will be just like a party with the benefit of catching fish along the way.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

Teach a man to fish and he will spend the whole day drunk on the boat.

71 posted on 08/15/2010 5:58:26 AM PDT by freedumb2003 (The frog who accepts a ride from a scorpion should expect a sting and the phrase "it is my nature.")
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To: freedumb2003; PJ-Comix; bcsco; Duke Nukum; Mr. Silverback; bad company; Charles Henrickson; ...
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

PRIMITIVES DOWN!

PRIMITIVES FEWER!

PRIMITIVES DISAPPEARING!

SKINS'S ISLAND BEING DEPOPULATED!

TURNING INTO A VAST DESOLATE WASTELAND!

PRIMITIVES ON THE DECLINE!

PRIMITIVES RUSHING TO EXTINCTION!

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THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

link on next comment, below

72 posted on 08/15/2010 7:50:33 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,47558.0.html


73 posted on 08/15/2010 7:51:06 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: PJ-Comix

“However this government HAS made progress and actually has done a lot (although we don’t hear about it on television).”

Hey DUmmies, the reason you don’t hear about it is because the normal American would soundly reject it. As a result your progressive agenda has to be done as sneakily as possible.

“Many, many things have been passed by Congress to improve the lives of the American.”

Let me count the ways that Dems, at all levels, have impacted my life, and it ain’t for the better.

1. Cable lobbyists forced HDTV, driving me to a subpar provider for more money.
2. Tobacco price increase to fund SCHIP, doubling the cost of my only remaining vice.
3. Outlawing HSA’s, taking control of my own health away from me and raising my costs.
4. Banning of smoking in bars in my state, reducing my daily enjoyment to relax after work.
5. Most recently, banning the us of the USPS for mailing cigarettes. Therefore putting my long time provider out of business and again doubling my costs.

I figured it up this weekend and the Dems have increased my costs by $115 per month and decreased my quality of life. This is before the HSA plan loss has fully impacted me. All dems should be tarred and feathered!


74 posted on 08/16/2010 5:39:06 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: CSM

And the value of your lost personal freedoms?

Priceless. :0/


75 posted on 08/16/2010 5:40:31 AM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality Now: Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
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To: Condor51

“As anyone on Social Security, and covered by Medicare knows,..”

Yep, if the government can dictate the age of retirement to individuals, then why would anyone think that the government will not dictate eligibility for medical procedures? I suspect that they know and just don’t care. True fascism.


76 posted on 08/16/2010 5:47:08 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: paulycy

Yep. Stockpiling for the eventual liberty tree tending.


77 posted on 08/16/2010 5:52:17 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: franksolich
Frank, it's been awhile since we discussed DUmmie numbers, but this seems to me to be around half the number discussed.

The link comes up with a figure of 2457 total for that period: scantime start="08/12/2010 19:56:47" end="08/15/2010 19:56:47"posters total="2457" donors="2449" percentDonors="99.6744"

That seems far more attrition than can be attributed to recent purges...

Or, am I missing something?

78 posted on 08/16/2010 6:08:12 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: bcsco
Frank, it's been awhile since we discussed DUmmie numbers, but this seems to me to be around half the number discussed.

Yes, sir, it is about half the number of primitives that have been recorded the past five years, 4500-5500.

As for "why," I don't imagine the numbers have dropped just because of Skins's purges of non-donors; probably a general lack of interest (or fear and trepidation) from the rabid far left about the elections, the failed presidency of il Duce Bo, and somesuch, has discouraged many primitives. And of course there's the natural attrition; remember, the primitives are no spring chickens.

79 posted on 08/16/2010 2:46:14 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: bcsco

For your information, sir, the “high-water” mark of Skins’s island seems to have been in late October 2008, with 5,668 active primitives.

That was just before the election.

Why it wasn’t higher immediately after the election, or in January 2009 when all these wondrous things were to happene, one can only guess.


80 posted on 08/16/2010 3:21:15 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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