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The Blogpimp Thread (Vanity)
10-15-10 | me

Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Blogpimp songs


Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)

Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)

Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning

The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)

I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away

I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!

Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!

Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!

Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!

Haikus about blogpimps

(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!

Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!

I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...

The following were done by Allegra:

Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!

Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits

Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antiblogpimppimp; blogpimp; blogpimps; pimp; pimpbusters
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To: Markos33
LOL - "Pimpbusters."

I believe we just may have an official fight song now. That's perfect.

481 posted on 10/17/2010 5:18:58 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: humblegunner

How was your fish fry party, HG? :)


482 posted on 10/17/2010 5:26:37 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: Allegra

I agree. That would make a great fight song/theme song for group. Maybe everytime we ping the pimpbusters group to a blogpimp’s thread we should post this song with the ping...what do you think? The pimps would get so mad! :)


483 posted on 10/17/2010 10:13:19 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: TheOldLady

ROFL!


484 posted on 10/17/2010 10:15:08 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

:-D


485 posted on 10/17/2010 1:16:44 PM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Mobile Vulgus
I only regret that I am going away for the weekend


486 posted on 10/18/2010 12:38:30 PM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: humblegunner

:)


487 posted on 10/18/2010 1:17:32 PM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

It has been a while since you posted this thread, but it appears the problem is getting more common.

Are we really getting so well known on FR that this is the outcome, or are some trying to manipulate our tropics?

Noticed a flagrant example this morning and it only took a few minutes before Admin pulled it. The correct action.


488 posted on 11/30/2010 9:24:02 AM PST by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.)
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To: Texas Fossil
the problem is getting more common.

It sure is. It is sad that some people seem to care more about getting blog hits than anything else.

Noticed a flagrant example this morning and it only took a few minutes before Admin pulled it. The correct action.

I think I missed that...do you remember who posted the thread? At any rate it is great the mods pulled it.

489 posted on 11/30/2010 3:20:31 PM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
I think I missed that...do you remember who posted the thread?

No, but I did notice 2 cases today. Both were fairly new FR members. One was removed quickly, I was composing a response when it happened and when I went to post got a response that the thread had been removed. I wrote a Freepmail to the other and explained that although I sympathized with her post that it should not be handled like that here, and why. So far no response from her, but that thread was also removed by Admin. They seem to be on top of this.

490 posted on 11/30/2010 7:11:06 PM PST by Texas Fossil (Government, even in its best state is but a necessary evil; in its worst state an intolerable one.)
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