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Homeland Security Asks for Broader Screening Powers
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^
| 27 November 2010
| John Semmens
Posted on 11/27/2010 10:36:14 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
“Homeland Security Asks for Broader Screening Powers”
Bend over and spread ‘em.
Yes, I know it’s satire.
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posted on
11/27/2010 11:59:44 AM PST
by
Grunthor
(Touch my junk and Ill knock you the f**k out)
To: John Semmens
Let’s see, the gubmint has already taken over the auto industry basically, if people decide to stop flying, and the airline industry gets into even DEEPER economic straits—will the gubmint ‘bailout’ those airlines the gubmint caused to be in those economic straits?!?!
It boggles the mind.
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posted on
11/27/2010 12:27:06 PM PST
by
pillut48
(Israel doesn't have a friend in President Obama...and neither does the USA! (h/t pgkdan))
To: John Semmens
Is it really satire if she’s probably going to push for this in the future?
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posted on
11/27/2010 12:52:31 PM PST
by
wastedyears
(It has nothing to do with safety, and everything to do with control.)
To: John Semmens
John... while your Satire is supreme.. maybe you should take some time off.
With this REGIME... it’s too hard to tell where Reality ENDS and the SATIRE begins.
great job as usual.
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posted on
11/27/2010 1:44:28 PM PST
by
gwilhelm56
(OFFICER... when the TSA agent regains Consciousness.. Arrest him for Sexual Assault!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
It’ll create jobs and protect people.Let’s try to look at the bright side and not lose focus on the bigger picture.
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posted on
11/27/2010 1:54:48 PM PST
by
wannabee
(wannabee)
To: John Semmens
The only standard where pat downs are a great success is turning moderates into folks who will vote for Republicans.
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posted on
11/27/2010 2:02:38 PM PST
by
GOPJ
('Power abdicates only under the stress of counter-power." Martin Buber /a Tea-nami's coming..)
To: John Semmens
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posted on
11/27/2010 2:03:36 PM PST
by
mirkwood
(Palin-Bolton 2012)
To: Jack Hydrazine
jack u didnt get the pun hun?lol
To: John Semmens
I see you snagged a bunch more suckers with this post. I guess PT Barnum was right.
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posted on
11/27/2010 2:59:23 PM PST
by
Rocky
(REPEAL IT!)
To: mirkwood
Janetalia Incompetano ... PERFECT!
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posted on
11/27/2010 3:10:37 PM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: John Semmens
Oh, man! Good thing I checked on the satire of this. It did seem all too real.
To: Jack Hydrazine
Think of how many more people the TSA will have to hire to pat down and scan people at train and bus stations, malls, grocery stores, sports competitions (little league on up), Walmart and Target, churches and synagogues (but not mosques), and anywhere else large numbers of people congregate. The unions will be pushing for this since TSA agents can now unionize.
:::::::::::
Bingo! And of course, we have to take medical payment support away from doctors who help Medicare patients to pay for this Marxist crap.
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posted on
11/27/2010 3:48:39 PM PST
by
EagleUSA
To: John Semmens
Another great one Sir John!
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posted on
11/27/2010 4:20:42 PM PST
by
jennings2004
(Sarah Palin: "The bright light at the end of a very dark tunnel!")
To: Jim 0216
Janets. I've had the same feeling. J. Reno burned people alive at Waco, Nippletano is burning the airlines to the ground. Both ugly, too. (shivering ughh!)
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posted on
11/27/2010 4:49:20 PM PST
by
budwiesest
(It's that girl from Alaska, again.)
To: John Semmens
Nipplitaliano
ROFLMAO. Thanks for making something so frustrating and disturbing hilarious.
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posted on
11/27/2010 5:29:18 PM PST
by
TheVitaminPress
(as goes the Second Amendment . . . so goes the Constitution.)
To: UCANSEE2
I wont tell. Its more fun to read the comments. Semmens is usually great, but the number of Freepers fooled by his satire is depressing. They even missed "Nipplitaliano."
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posted on
11/27/2010 5:47:00 PM PST
by
TChad
To: FreeperDoll
After reading it several times, going away from it, and then coming back and reading it again now I understand!
But I think she’s nekkid, not naked.
“In the south there’s a difference between ‘Naked’ and ‘Nekkid.’ ‘Naked’ means you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid’ means you don’t have any clothes on ... and you’re up to somethin!”
-Lewis Grizzard
http://theantiorangepage.com/pages/27
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posted on
11/27/2010 6:10:05 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
To: John Semmens
LOL. Ya Dork!
thanks again. Can’t wait to see who got snared.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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posted on
11/27/2010 7:02:28 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: UCANSEE2
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posted on
11/27/2010 7:04:32 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
To: FreeperDoll
>>IMA GOING NAKED NOW WHAT?<<
Think “Papillon...”
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posted on
11/27/2010 7:34:36 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(In case you don't know, everything I post is IMHO -- YOU JACKWAGON!)
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