Posted on 01/25/2011 9:13:05 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
It's . . . TEOTWAWKI !!!!!! OMG OMG OMG !!! Keef has been FIRED!!!!! OH NOES!!
The canning of Keith Olbermann Friday night came like a swift punch to the solar plexus. The DUmmies were KO'd! They were devastated! Overwhelming Keef Grief! Elisabeth Kübler-Ross would have a field day with these folks. (BTW, why can they never get to "acceptance"?)
Their initial denial quickly turned to anger, of course--these are the DUmmies we're talking about. They're AS MAD AS HELL AND NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! It's a KOmkast KOnspiracy! Bush's fault! Rove! Palin! Fox! ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHH!!!!! The fact that Keefie happens to be the Worst A$$hole on Television--well, tied for worst, with Bill Maher--that doesn't enter in.
The KO shocker instantly took over ALL of DUmmieland. DOZENS AND DOZENS of threads--almost as many as Keef's viewers! We'll start with this THREAD, "Keith Olbermann: 'This IS the Last Edition of Countdown.'"
So let us now go to the Special KOmments of the grieving DUmmies, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, is in the [brackets]:
Breaking: Keith Olbermann Out at MSNBC
[. . . {stuned silence} . . . ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!]
Stunning his Countdown audience, Keith Olbermann announced at the very end of his show tonight that this would be the last edition of Countdown.
[NO! . . . {hyperventilating} . . . NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!]
OLBERMANN: "I think the same fantasy has popped into the head of everybody in my business who has ever been told what I've been told: that this is going to be the last edition of your show. You go directly to the scene from the movie 'Network,' complete with the pajamas and the raincoat. And you go off on an existential other-worldy verbal journey of unutterable profundity and vision. You damn the impediments, and you insist upon the insurrections, and then you emit Peter Finch's gutteral resonant ... 'So...' And you implore, you WILL the viewer to go to the window, open it, stick out his head and yell...
[WE'RE AS MAD AS HELL AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!]
"Good night. And good luck."
[No no noooooo . . . {uncontrollable sobbing} . . .]
The first action of a Dictatorship is shut down the Free Press. It wouldn't be long before the O'Reillies, Hannities and Lushballs will be calling for the violent reaction against anyone who opposes their Right Wing Fanaticism.
[D*MN them! FACISTS! They shot Gabby Giffords, now they've killed Keef! VIOLENT facist b*st*rds!! ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!!!]
I will donate my television to a nursing home with specific instructions to give it to an alzheimer patient so that he/she can forget the crap as soon as they see it.
[NOTHING will be worth watching without Keef!]
Comcast merged with NBC then fired Keith
[It's a KOmkast KOnspiracy! And Fox probably owns KOmkast! D*MN them!
Wonder when Rachel will get booted?
[I think she wears the boots only on certain nights.]
WTF? Does anyone know why this happened?
[Gaia hates you.]
We still have BBC
[Think about that for a minute, folks. "We still have BBC."]
Europe or Canada is looking better and better to me
[Can we help you pack?]
The real question is whether Keith has a gag clause
[I had a gag clause whenever I tried to watch Keith.]
He will have a fabulous internet career.
[We here at DUmmie FUnnies could use an intern, I suppose. Someone to keep Li'l Beaver in cigars, coupon clipper for PJ. . . .]
We can also draft KO to run for office -- how about president?
[KO to primary BO? YESSS!!!]
Maybe he can work w/ Dan Rather?
[What's the frequency, Keith?]
The freeperoids will be celebrating.
[On the contrary. Keef has always been GREAT for the DUmmie FUnnies!]
Anyone want to start a rumor that Keith Olbermann left MSNBC to become White House Press Secretary. . . ?
[It's down to Keef and William Rivers Pitt.]
Wow who will speak for the little guy now?
[Robert B. Reichhhhhhhhhhhh-uh!]
Ummmm WTF just happened? was Olbermann taken off the air or what?
[Just waking up. The drugs are wearing off.]
I'm finished w/ this whorporate bullsh*t. . . . The whorporate right has pulled the chair away just as we thought we had a spot to sit and rest.
[C'mon, you'll kick the football this time, Charlie Brown!]
comf***ingcastic
[New all-purpose curseword, "comf***ingcastic."]
I could just cry.
[You know what makes me cry? YOU DO! You jackwagon. . . .]
I'm so stunned.
[My beeber is stuck on "stune."]
This is so heartbreaking for me, but I guess I'll learn to love my comcastic overloards. . . .
[Man overloard!]
NOOooooooooo!
[YESssssssss!]
Well, That's It For Me...I no longer understand the world around me. I'm not even sure that it is even important anymore.
[It's TEOTWAWKI !!!]
I. Am. Stunned.
[You. Are. Stupid.]
Countdown was the top rated program on MSNBC
[Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.]
OMG. I'm gonna miss KO SO MUCH!!! He's a voice of reason in the insanity. Comcast SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS and SUCKS SOME MORE!!!!!!
[Yes, the voice of reason.]
Keith is an all-round swell egg.
[Keith is an all-round swelled ego.]
[Well, I can see this KO thing will require a Part Too. Miles to go before we freep. . . .]
I object to the terms "men" and "man" being abused like that.
Yeah, just like when they called for Nancy Pelosi to be gang-raped by black guys, and carried the signs and sold the T-Shirts and buttons with a photo of Harry Reid with a gun to his head! Hey, wait a minute, that wasn't Pelosi and Reid...
Darn, I was so hoping you would have chosen some of my comments on those threads. I almost outed myself on one of the threads, just squeaked by but a guy responding to me got the axe, probably another Freeper... :(
You’re right. I was totally out of line.
Substitute the terms “carbon based life forms” and “carbon based life form” in their places.
” I feel like I lost my best friend “
I laughed so hard when I read that. They put their hearts and souls into someone that doesn’t give two sheets about them. HE IS THEIR ELITE, they just haven’t seen it. They refuse to see it.
He gets paid to hype the DUmmies whether he believes it or not doesn’t matter. He gets paid.
They think he’s one of them.
BWAHAHAHAHA !!!!!
He ain’t.
Yeah, I’d bet on Olbermann. Maher is flabby.
That said, I’d bet on Rachel Maddow entering the cage, killing them both and declaring herself the winner. To which Helen would respond, “All you had to do was ask, sweetcakes.”
“DOZENS AND DOZENS of threads—almost as many as Keef’s viewers!”
Best!
Line!
Evah!
“They killed KEEF-EY!! Those Bass-turds!!”
“Countdown was the top rated program on MSNBC”
Or, as I heard yesterday, the tallest midget in munchkinville.
Those tears were sweet!
'The freeperoids will be celebrating.'
'You Betcha!'
This is TRUE! It had an audience of 9! Three more than any other show on MSNBC.
No, it should work. Try clicking on the THREAD link in my intro, and that should take you to DUmmieland.
I noticed a little while ago, checking his journal, that Willie has TWO Olbie-related threads up--one, a DU-only thread, and the other, a posting of his truthout essay.
Will DUFU that thread later when the thread builds to more replies.
If you DU it today yet, that would make this a THREE-DUFU Day, since I posted a Part Too.
And then there's their reaction to the SOTU.
SOTU made me fall asleep last night. Will have to DUFU later today. I noticed that Boehner also had trouble keeping his eyes open.
Of course, but did you see anything about him that stood out from the crowd? Anybody in that chamber with fully open eyes must have been using toothpicks to hold their eyelids up.
"O" may not be the AntiChrist, but he IS a monumental bore when giving a speech.(He had to give it, nobody with an IQ above 75 was buying it)
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