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Top Ten Presidential Demands of Donald Trump
Below the Gnat Line ^ | April 11, 2011 | Ken Carroll

Posted on 04/13/2011 3:30:45 AM PDT by deaconjim

In a secret that will only be revealed here, Donald Trump has been in private negotiations to obtain the 2012 Republican Presidential nomination. As usual “The Donald” is driving a tough bargain. Below are Trump’s demands if he is to run the country:

10. Trump’s “The Art of the Deal” will be required reading in all colleges and high schools.

9. President Obama must write 100 times on the blackboard, “I will not leave my birth certificate at home again.”

(Excerpt) Read more at thekencarroll.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: donaldtrump; election
Say what you will about Trump, his campaign will provide us with a lot to talk about. Ken Carroll takes a humorous look at "The Donald".
1 posted on 04/13/2011 3:30:46 AM PDT by deaconjim
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To: deaconjim

WH will be remodeled to be 100 stories high and slots added to all government museums to pay for maintenance.


2 posted on 04/13/2011 3:52:12 AM PDT by Portcall24
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To: deaconjim

The South Lawn will be paved over for limo parking.


3 posted on 04/13/2011 3:57:49 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Imagine.... a world without islam.)
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To: deaconjim

I am certain that there is humor here... but with a dire future and so much wrong TODAY... I find it impossible to smile... much less laugh... especially when the subject is our future. The situation is DEAD serious... literally.

LLS


4 posted on 04/13/2011 4:35:25 AM PDT by LibLieSlayer (WOLVERINES!!!)
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To: deaconjim

I don’t think that Trump will officially run and I doubt that Palin will either.

Trump quickly sucked up all the media attention very fast which was his objective.


5 posted on 04/13/2011 5:10:00 AM PDT by sickoflibs ("It's not the taxes, the redistribution is the federal spending=tax delayed")
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To: deaconjim
And . . . if I've made you smile, make me smile and check out one of my sponsors (Yes, this is a totally capitalistic marketing ploy.)

And not a very good one.

If this is how you make a living, do you prefer dog or cat food?

6 posted on 04/13/2011 5:38:03 AM PDT by USS Alaska (Nuke the terrorist savages.)
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