Woman Comes Forward To Detail Atrocities In Herman Cain’s Apartment (Satire Attempt)

The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 11/03/2011 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Washington,D.C. – With all of the accusations flying about what Herman Cain knew and when he knew it, one woman has dared to come forward and detail the atrocities of one horrific night in 1991. Previously, the woman was scared to come forward, but since Cain’s long train of abuses have been well-documented by the Politico, it only made sense to tell the public just what they can expect from a Cain presidency.

The woman, Sharon Itall, is now an influential insurance agent, but was once just the shell of a scarred woman after one night with Herman Cain. And since the allegations have surfaced, Sharon is willing to chronicle the events of that steamy, August night in Washington, D.C. In her opinion, there is simply no choice in the matter now.

Sharon says that the “denigrating events” all began at an office party. “It began by floating a keg that Mr. Cain had purchased for our office party,” stated Sharon. “Needless to say we were drunk, but I had no idea that the evening would spiral into a night of hell.”

TRED (The Right Elective Decisions) has not confirmed any of this story but feels compelled to keep you riveted to your computer screen. And this is the rest of her fateful story:

TRED: What exactly happened on that fateful night?

Sharon: Humiliation beyond belief. That’s what happened. (She begins to break down.)...

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[Pontiac]

LINK FAIL

[GeronL]

BUMP!
.............

Where have you been?

[writer33]

Here try this: http://therightelectivedecisions.wordpress.com/

[Lib-Lickers 2]

take this BS somewhere else

[writer33]

Where have you been?

Surviving the recession by working. I took a break for a while and I just couldn't resist with this Herman Cain stuff out there.

[Allegra]

Nothing at the link...?

[writer33]

Stop it you’ll make me cry.

[Sea Parrot]

Linky no worky for me, if same for others, satire or not, thread should be pulled.

[writer33]

Here: http://therightelectivedecisions.wordpress.com/

[writer33]

Try the link in #11. It’s on the homepage too. I don’t know why the link didn’t work.

[knittnmom]

Hilarious - if you read the whole item.

[Pollster1]

Satire? Maybe. The true story behind the massive Cain scandal? Almost certainly.

[NormsRevenge]

oh please,
No. did he sing to her?

[writer33]

Yes...exactly.

[Allegra]

OK, it worked. Good one!

[Gator113]

LOL... I am starting to wonder if everything written about Cain is satire.

[justsaynomore]

Truth is stranger than fiction: Here is the story behind one of the women:

On Monday, Deace posted a message on his Facebook page that Cain had “said things to both of my female staffers that at best are professionally awkward if not inappropriate over the last several months.” …

On Monday, Deace told The Des Moines Register he didn’t want to talk publicly about what Cain did that made the women present at his radio interviews uncomfortable.

“I have instructed our employees not to address the situation specifically,” Deace said Monday. “At this point I see no need in dragging them into this individually.” …

During his Oct. 3 broadcast in Iowa, Deace mentioned that Cain made a comment to a woman who was there to report on the radio interview for another news agency.

“Cain said, ‘Darling, do you mind doctoring my tea for me?’” Deace said.

Deace told the Register last month that he believes Cain was talking about adding honey and lemon, but that it was an awkward moment.

http://www.therightscoop.com/herman-cains-inappropriate-comment-revealed/

[writer33]

That would’ve been perfect to add in the interview. Good one. LOL!

[Dengar01]

LAWL!!! OMG He made me pump gas, oh the hugh manatee!!!

[Dengar01]

Good news! I got my Cain yard sign and bumper sticker just in time to piss of liberals here in Crook County, IL home of Obamaland!!!

[Navy Patriot]

Chuckle.

[writer33]

There’s more coming, but the next one is not Cain related.

[writer33]

Thank you, knittmom.

[Pontiac]

Excellent

[writer33]

I think you’ve nailed it, Gator.

[dynachrome]

Good to “see” you back!

[writer33]

Thank you, Dengar. Glad you enjoyed it.

[TChad]

Are you or have you ever been a registered Democrat?

Ha. Actually, I thought it was going to be, "Are you or have you ever been a live-in maid?"

[writer33]

Thank you, NP. Glad you enjoyed it.

[hal ogen]

The way these hypersensitive morons are everyone will have to stand still and only discretely nod to others. One must do this all the time and in all instances. Anything else will be a capitol crime and bring you great grief.

[writer33]

Thank you, Pontiac. Glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Thank you. It’s good to “be” back.

[Saundra Duffy]

Don’t tell me . . . he forced her to listen to Chubby Checker songs from the 60’s. What a horrible night that must have been for her. And he made her do the twist? That’s over the line, pal.

[writer33]

Ha. Actually, I thought it was going to be, "Are you or have you ever been a live-in maid?"

That would've been a good question though. Thanks for reading, Chad. Glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Because we all know you certainly don’t want to get wave at somebody and not get all your fingers up in the air. LOL!

In all seriousness, you are spot on, hal.

[Jane Long]

Fuuunnnnnyyyy :^)

[BobL]

I guess it’s over for Cain now (LOL).

[writer33]

Way over the line, Saundra. LOL!

[writer33]

Thank you, Jane. Glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Time for Cain to pick a nice, quiet corner of the world and retire. It’s obvious. LOL!

[loucon]

Hey, I got a wordpress page too. 8)

[AZ .44 MAG]

Very good.

[OldPossum]

You’re beyond redemption.

Not satire. Not funny.

[writer33]

:-)

[writer33]

Thank you, AZ .44MAG. Glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Not a problem. LOL!

[loucon]

8-) eyes wide open

[Boogieman]

Herman Cain called a reporter “darling” and had the nerve to ask her to ask her, a woman, to do something related to food and drink preparation? That’s the best that he’s got?