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DUmmie FUnnies 05-05-12 (DUmmie Forced to Watch Fox News at Wendy's)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 5, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/05/2012 9:38:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Oh the horror! The absolute HORROR!!! A DUmmie goes into a Wendy's and what should be playing on the big screen TV but Fox News. His tiny brain must suffer from the "infection." Even worse, DUmmie peace13 knows that other customers are being exposed to information not approved by the liberal party line spouted by the other networks as you can see in this THREAD, "Local Wendy's just installed a big screen TV!" So let us know watch the DUmmie outrage over contrary political views being permitted in a public restaurant in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, continuing with his Django Rhinehart typing, is in the [brackets]:

Local Wendy's just installed a big screen TV!

[Now tell us the horror story.]

Today we went to our local Wendy's and lo and behold they have installed a big screen TV. We asked the manager if she would please change the channel and she said that they had tried that and it only shows black on other stations. Faux News there, as big as life. Seven months before a big election and they plunk that thing in the dining room.

[Yeah, that one big screen TV showing Fox News could well swing the outcome of the election.]

I called the operating manager and l let him know that I was upset about the addition and he asked me what I had against *ox News. I let him know that it wasn't news and that we found it offensive. He asked what channel I would like to see and I let him know that I wouldn't direct anyone to a particular station but if they were insistent on showing TV, the weather channel might be as useful as any this time of year.

[Did the manager also ask if you're off your meds?]

He said that he would pass the info to the owners and I let him know that we would be back next week and if *ox was still on that would be it for us. Our other peace nic friends were in there and they too were disgusted. If the regulars quit coming maybe it will mean something. This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place.

[Maybe that could please you by broadcasting Al Jazeera. And now on to the other outraged DUmmies...]

Our local hospital has Fox on the tv in the waiting room. Completely empty room on the ICU floor, tv blaring. I had to be in that room while a family member was being seen in ICU. I turned it to Nat Geo channel, turned volume down. After a few minutes someone else came into the waiting room and stared at the tube, then asked if I minded if they changed the channel. I told them only hospital staff were allowed to touch it.

[Good job. You LIED to prevent the possibility of anybody else watching FOX News.]

i remember Fox was on at Macy's just outside the fitting rooms where people can wait

[There goes the election!]

I bet you can find someplace that serves real food with no TV.

[Check your local DUmpster.]

There are two McDonald's in the town I live in and both refuse to play anything but Fox News. I know because I have asked and been told that is what the franchise owner wants broadcast. It was the same in the gastroenterologist office I used to go to. I say exercise your right to not be propagandized. Get up, tell them why and go somewhere else.

[Maybe these outlets know that FOX News is by far the most popular cable news channel and want to make available what their customers want to see. Or do you think they should be paying Current TV?]

I find it truly amazing that people have become so impressionable that merely having a news report from an unfavorable source during the time that it takes to consume a hamburger is of such a danger that they cannot be subjected to it without having to protest and raise fuss. Eat at home lest ye be led astray.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; foxnews
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To: Dilbert San Diego
it points up a difference between liberals and conservatives

Yup, right in one. Individual mentality vs Herd mentality.

And, the herd cannot survive separation from it by individuals, thus any differing thought must be prohibited and/or culled. Immediately. Lest others be influenced too.

41 posted on 05/07/2012 7:11:44 AM PDT by wbill
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Only one as advanced as you could do that. The rest of us non-Jedis are overcome with the urge to kill if Olbermann’s ugly mug floats in front of us.


42 posted on 05/15/2012 6:48:59 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama must Go.)
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To: freedumb2003

You had to post that picture. Here I just finished a HUGE meal and now I’m hungry again, have you no decency?


43 posted on 05/15/2012 6:54:18 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama must Go.)
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To: arrogantsob

>>w I’m hungry again, have you no decency?<<

None at all. :)


44 posted on 05/15/2012 7:02:10 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Wendy’s is where either John (cambodia) Kerry and Tah Ray Suh (African American and John (Whore bonkin father of the year) and Elizabeth (Skeered O’ Gun Owners) Edwards had their first date.

How could them evil conservatives infiltrated?


45 posted on 05/15/2012 7:06:37 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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