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DUmmie FUnnies 10-19-12 (DUmmies double down on the hate, sing "Arab Springtime for Egypt")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 19, 2012 | DUmmie jsmirman, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/19/2012 5:16:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

DUmmieland is a hate site. We've said that all along, through these eight years we've been tracking the DUmmies. But their vile vituperation, their vicious, virulent, violent rhetoric, becomes all the more evident when things are looking grim for their side. Such as now. President Obama is leading from behind in the polls (great line, btw, Mitt!). Smirkin' Joe Crazier gave a Biden Bounce . . . to Romney/Ryan. And the best the Democrats can come up with is . . . Big Bird and binders full of women?? Not optimal.

Desperate DUmmies are hate-filled DUmmies (not that that is much different from their normal mood). Witness the hate on display in this THREAD by DUmmie jsmirman, "Please, for the Love of God and all us children - Please Mr. President, Shoot to Kill Monday Night."

So let us now venture into the Land of Loathing, aka DUmmieland, where the comments are in Rant-and-Rage Red, while the cool, calm, and collected commentary of your humble guest correspondent Charles Henrickson, wearing Redbird Red tonight here in St. Louis, is in the [brackets]:

Please, for the Love of God and all us children - Please Mr. President, Shoot to Kill Monday Night

[DUmmie jsmirman invokes "the love of God" in his request to the President to "shoot to kill" Mr. Romney. Nice.]

I just want to hear that our President is:

A) Doubling down on debate practice and priming this final kill shot to polish off this clown once and for all . . .

[I'm sure Our President is clinging to his gun even as we speak.]

B) Doubling down on the hate - You hate this f***ing liar, Mr. President, don't go forgetting that.

[Nasty, tricksy Romneyses! We hates them!]

This @$$hole stood up there, even in debate #2, and said he didn't believe in employers telling employees they couldn't have contraceptives covered under their health insurance, when THAT IS NOT HIS F***ING POSITION.

[Memo to DUmmie jsmirman: When dealing with this topic, you may want to avoid talking about someone's "f***ing position."]

Obama let his hate and his annoyance with Romney go on Tuesday night, and he did it in his uniquely Obama way where it didn't even come off as dickish.

[Now, however, DUmmie jsmirman WANTS Obama to get all dickish on his ass.]

C) Hold him down for his incoherent, embarrassing, Bush-adviser dominated backward-looking bullsh*t mess of anything resembling a foreign policy.

[Ha! I KNEW Bush had something to do with this!]

Mostly, what I am saying is F*** HIM UP.

[Such elegance of eloquence!]

This is foot on the throat, no this guy is not getting back up again, time to PUT IT ON HIM time.

[Step on it!]

Dear Lord, let our President not go back to being the nice guy he naturally is. Keep him nice, but keep him in touch with his inner dick.

[Somehow I'm not sure that this is a prayer our dear Lord finds pleasing. But that's me.]

What is the exact format, and what can people tell me about what to expect . . . on Monday night?

[The format is the standard "Democrat and moderator gang up on, interrupt, and short-change the Republican" format we've grown so used to. And we can expect it will work about as well as the other debates this month, which is, it won't work. Obama's abysmal record is a stubborn thing.]

It just scares the crap out of me to hear people say, oh, right, the Foreign Policy debate, well that one's going to be a slam dunk for the President. . . .

[Especially because, instead of a slam dunk, it's more likely to be an air ball.]

That is a very successful and tried and true method for victory in sports. The great ones always get laser-focused when the chance to put the game away presents itself. In my time, and on my level, I was vicious in those spots.

[In other words, jsmirman, you were an uncoordinated klutz and fouled out.]

Kick this @$$hole off the cliff.

[So Our President can have the opportunity to drive us off the fiscal cliff.]

[The Peace, Love, and Tolerance Community now responds . . .]

Good rant.

[Needs more uncontrollable rage, though.]

I agree. Stomp on it.

[jsmirman gets the DUmmieland Stomp of Approval.]

Obama, Biden, and SOS Clinton have done an amazing job at rebuilding the US' reputation in the rest of the world.

[That worked so well at our embassies in Cairo and Benghazi, didn't it?]

Now, they're going to claim fires all over the Middle East is the failure of the Obama foreign policy - what's everyone's best answer on that?

[Just . . . SING . . .]

ARAB SPRINGTIME FOR EGYPT
Tune: "Springtime for Hitler"

Terrorists were having trouble
What a sad, sad error
Needed an enabler
To restore their reign of terror

Where oh where was he?
Where could that man be?
We looked around
And then we found
Obama wants us free

It's Arab . . .
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
The Brotherhood is happy and gay
We did our big Benghazi job
We're glad, glad as a Nazi mob

Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Winter for Christians and Jews
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Come on, Muslims, get over your blues . . .

Mobs are now a Cairo factor
Copts will need a chiropractor . . .

Don't be stupid, don't you be odd
Come and join the Muslim jihad . . .

It's Arab . . .
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Burkas will work as a rule
Bombs blowing up a crowd again
Jihad is proud and loud again

Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Springing up riots galore
Springtime for Egypt and Libya
Means that soon we'll be blowin'
We've got to be blowin'
You know we'll be blowing up more!

I went ahead and wrote The President's opening statement. . . . There is an old Celtic Proverb that states: Never give a sword to a man who can't dance. Now, I don't know Mr. Romney well personally, and have not spent any time with him privately. But from what I have seen PUBLICLY, based on that ancient logic, I would not trust my opponent with a Pop-Gun, let alone command of the most effective (War)Ship of State the Earth has known since at least the time of Genghis Khan.

[Look what happened when we gave the pop-gun to Chimpus Khan!]

Governor Romney, the floor is yours.

[President Obama, Benghazi is yours.]

I'm looking for a knockout in the first round on Monday night!

[BO with the KO! You know, for a wimpy bunch of wusses, these guys sure like their violent imagery!]

Really not a good metaphor in national politics. Remembr Palin gunsights metaphor & Gabby Giffords.

[Yeah, I remember how you guys wrongly blamed Palin for the actions of a crazed lefty loon. But if your point is pointing out the HYPOCRISY of the Left displayed on this thread. . . .]

Please reconsider this type of rhetoric. IMHO, language like "shoot to kill" should not be used. . . .

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

We should not be hypocrites.

[DUmmie Odin2005, a Kewpie Doll with you, sir!]

They need to fine tune/recalibrate Benghazi.

[The Muslim Butcherhood wants to recaliphate Benghazi.]

Romney is ruthless.

[Obama is truthless.]

Time for the Five Finger Death Punch

[More likely Obama the weasel would just give him the One Finger Salute.]

Curb stomp the slimy SOB, Mr President. Twice or three times. Throw him into the dustbin of history and dump a ton of moldy vegetables on him. End this silly fker's despoiling of the political landscape once and for all.

[Rage! Hate! Violence! That's the spirit, DUmmieland!]

Are the polls showing any bounce from debate 2?

[Binders full of ROMNEY bounce!]

Obama needs to be as tough on any of this nonsense as Biden was with Ryan, although he doesn't need to borrow Joe's laughing jags.

[Oh, why not? Barry needs to go up and SLUG Romney and then LAUGH over his fallen ass, like Clay taunting Liston! We haters gotta hate!]

[BTW, after having this thread up all day, DUmmie jsmirman FINALLY edited out the "shoot to kill" language. But it was there all day, and jsmirman only yielded after several complaints. He actually LIKED the imagery. But don't worry, jsmirman, we'll keep a record of it here for you! Hee! Hee!]


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To: Charles Henrickson
Obama, Biden, and SOS Clinton have done an amazing job at rebuilding the US' reputation in the rest of the world.

Well, it's amazing alright. Just not in a good way.

41 posted on 10/20/2012 11:21:27 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
They need to fine tune/recalibrate Benghazi.

Yes. The optics are not optimal.

42 posted on 10/20/2012 12:38:46 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (There's no shame in attacking a criminal's bean bag. -- Ron Swanson)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
UPDATE PING!

The DUmmies discover this DUFU:

jsmirman
38. Edited to hopefully satisfy some of you...

[That's the ONLY reason you took the "Shoot to Kill" out of the title, wasn't it, jsmirman? You still LIKE the violent imagery, because it expresses so well the hate in your heart.]

Bernardo de La Paz
42. Too late: They've noticed you:
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/2947485/posts

[Oops! DUmmie jsmirman's murderous thoughts are recorded for posterity on the DUmmie FUnnies! And thanx for linking your fellow DUmmies to this thread, Bernardo!]

jsmirman
43. Too late for what? Those cuckoos to splatter their bird cages with their own feces? What the hell do I care? It's a false equivalency and here's a dem who is decidedly not non-violent. Whoop de doo.

[So let me see if I've got this straight, jsmirman. You say you are decidedly NOT non-violent. Which means you ARE decidedly violent. So it is a TRUE equivalency, not a false one, to say you, a DUmmie, are a violent, hate-filled hypocrite. Got it.]

Jennicut
44. Uh oh. You are doomed! Freepers are singling you out now!

"Desperate DUmmies are hate-filled DUmmies (not that that is much different from their normal mood). Witness the hate on display in this THREAD by DUmmie jsmirman, "Please, for the Love of God and all us children - Please Mr. President, Shoot to Kill Monday Night."

Hate filled? Ha ha. Freepers are such idiots. . . .

[They are such IDIOTS! I HATE them!]

jsmirman
45. First time I went over there in probably eight years or so and it still makes my eyes burn. What a hideous place, in every way.

["First time in eight years." Yeah, right. I bet you come over here EVERY DAY to see if you've hit the big time by making the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Bernardo de La Paz
46. True. It's so hideously extreme it's entertaining (in small doses).

[Yes, the DUmmie FUnnies are endlessly entertaining. But we couldn't DU it without you, the DUmmies! You provide the comedy grist for our DUFU mill! Thanx!]

43 posted on 10/20/2012 2:43:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmieland is a hate site.)
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44 posted on 10/20/2012 2:50:55 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (My faith and politics cannot be separated)
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To: Charles Henrickson

bump


45 posted on 10/20/2012 3:08:35 PM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ, that Pitt thread was next in line for me to bundle with this thread, if I needed more material along the same lines. But once I came up with the “Arab Springtime for Egypt” song, I had enough stuff for a DUFU.


46 posted on 10/20/2012 3:20:49 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmieland is a hate site.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Dear DUmmies....keep ‘em comin’! We can always use more entertainment around here! :)

Oh...and obama sux! :P


47 posted on 10/20/2012 4:29:38 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you have a source for the abortion story? That would be pretty sweet if that’s what they were counting on.


48 posted on 10/20/2012 6:40:10 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Only a pickle-brain like Pitt would believe it’s some sort of evil plot when you remind someone that voter fraud is against the law.


49 posted on 10/20/2012 6:42:37 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: GeronL; Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
Hate filled? Ha ha. Freepers are such idiots. . . .

I'd love to do an object count sometime on the number of things they hate vs. the number of things we hate. It wouldn't be close...

50 posted on 10/20/2012 6:52:19 PM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Dear Lord, let our President not go back to being the nice guy he naturally is. Keep him nice, but keep him in touch with his inner dick.

Yes, let have him blame BUSH on everything -- from Eve forcing Adam to eat the apple to the MURDER of Chris Stevens..

51 posted on 10/20/2012 8:18:27 PM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
45. First time I went over there in probably eight years or so and it still makes my eyes burn. What a hideous place, in every way.

["First time in eight years." Yeah, right. I bet you come over here EVERY DAY to see if you've hit the big time by making the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Why do I feel like taking a Clorox shower after visiting the DUmp? I refuse to do that from my home computer. They call this a hate site?? I'd like to have an account there to punch them in the nose on election night, but can't afford the HAZMAT suits.

52 posted on 10/20/2012 9:26:40 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: bcsco
Is that what you've heard? I figured she'd have some loser claim she was a part of a Bain scale-down or something.

I was expecting some gal claiming a sexual harassment cover-up at some company that was, at one time, owned by Bain.

53 posted on 10/22/2012 4:40:09 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
They need to fine tune/recalibrate Benghazi.

After all, you can't make an omelet without hanging a US ambassador out to be killed, you know.

54 posted on 10/22/2012 4:45:40 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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