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DUmmie FUnnies 10-22-12 (Gloria Poetry for an October Surmise: "Allreddy Bomb")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 22, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/22/2012 10:52:56 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Gloria Allred has a BOMBSHELL that's she's about to drop on Mitt Romney! Yes, Gloria has an October Surprise up her sleeve that will cause Romney to leave the race--or at least lose it. That's the word on the street these past few days.

BTW, you all know Gloria Allred, don't you? She's the hag who makes Nancy Pelosi seem almost human. Gloria is the attention-whore attorney who's always taking up some celebrity case/leftist cause. And now she's promising an earth-shaking revelation that will ensure that the Mittster loses to the Bamster.

DUmmieland caught wind of this rumor on Thursday, as we see in this THREAD, "Does Gloria Allred Have The Rumored 'October Surprise?'" And they've been discussing the coming Allred Bombshell ever since. We'll sample from several threads to bring you up to date.

But first, as the excitement and anticipation mounts, let's join the DUmmies in singing this piece of Gloria Poetry:

ALLREDDY BOMB
Tune: "Already Gone"

Well, I heard some people talkin' just the other day
And they said Gloria's gonna knock Mitt for a loop
And let me tell ya, she's got some news that's new
And we'll soon find out it's true
And then he'll have to leave the race due to her scoop

It's an Allreddy bomb
She will drop on Rom
We will sing this vict'ry song
Woo hoo hoo, bye bye, woo hoo hoo

The threat that is Mitt Romney made me weep and want to die
And I guess I felt like the future wasn't bright
But October, Miss Allred--well, it took us by surprise
Though we're in a tunnel, now we see the light . . . that's right

It's an Allreddy bomb
She will drop on Rom
We will sing this vict'ry song
Woo hoo hoo, bye bye, woo hoo hoo . . .

Well, I know it won't be long the polls are down
Heaven knows, it won't be truth that sets us free
So often times it happens that we look for hope and change
And we never even know we have the key

You'll see an Allreddy bomb
She will drop on Rom
We will sing this vict'ry song
'Bout an Allreddy bomb

Yes, an Allreddy bomb
She will drop on Rom
We will sing this vict'ry song
'Bout an Allreddy bomb

Yes, an Allreddy bomb
Allreddy bomb, alright, nighty night
Allreddy bomb
Allreddy bomb . . .

So let us now go to the DUmmies, in Glorious All Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, declaring a DUbble-DUFU Monday--a day when everyone tonight here in St. Louis will be wearing all red--is in the [brackets]:

Does Gloria Allred Have The Rumored 'October Surprise?'

[At this point it's still just an October Surmise, but that won't stop the DUmmies from getting all worked up.]

I heard something before. There was a story . . . about how the Romney's compensated the help. . . .

[Probably reduced their daily allowance from six breadcrumbs to five.]

I'm hoping for something more....salacious....like.... She hauls out sister wives...or in his case, his binder of wives.

I can't believe that Ann alone can stabilize Mitt when he goes crazy....I'm sure it takes a tag team of wives.

[It takes a Tagg team.]

Something to do with paternity maybe?

[Gloria is Mitt's baby mama?? Call Maury!]

Hope something real comes of this soon!

[Oh, it will, it will! And it will blow Mitt out of the water!]

makes me a little uneasy when she gets involved in anything. highly unlikable, sensationalist and vile. . . .

[So she's a Democrat! It comes with the territory.]

Please, please, please.

[Please, Gloria, we're on tippytoes! Give us what you've got!]

I hope you guys aren't relying on Allred. She sucks.

[Nonsense! You're in good hands with Allred.]

I hope something comes of this, and fast!

[Help is on the way! Just be patient.]

I adore Gloria Allred.

[Signed, Gloria Allred]

She's got something. . . .

[Is it contagious?]

The Republicans are scared sh*tless about this coming event. . . . they are in panic mode.

[Yes! I feel it! The election is ours! This Allred Bombshell will put us over the top!]

I can understand why Gloria Allred would scare Republicans more than anyone else.

[I can understand why Gloria would scare just about anybody! Yikes! Has she gotten her broom serviced for the upcoming holiday?]

REPUBS FREAKING OUT: Gloria Allred’s Rumored “OCTOBER SURPRISE”

[Freudenschade, baby!!! Break out the champagne bottles! WHEEEEEEE!!!!!]

And the reason she is withholding this information is...?

[The information is currently sealed. But it will come out soon. Trust me.]

doesn't Allred usually have "sex" secrets?

[I really do not want to know Gloria Allred's sex secrets.]

If Allred actually has a bomb-shell secret revelation to announce, I would think she would wait 2-4 days AFTER the final debate for maximum isolated coverage.

[Let's see, that would be in about, oh, 24 business hours.]

Too Rovian by half.

[OK, so 48 business hours.]

Much ado 'bout nuttin. . . .

[Gloria Paltry.]

My take is that it's a setup. . . . But hey, that's just my paranoid mind tracking down the rutted trail of suspicion of Republican intentions.

[Paromnoia strikes deep.]

I hear Romney once got away with an acronym in a game of Scrabble. Triple word score too, the bastard!

[RYMB!]

Here's the funny thing: nobody outside of here gives a flying f*** about this. . . .

[BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT: DUmmie glacierbay wins today's Kewpie Doll!]

I think they found evidence that Mitt had a coffee sundae and a coke at the malt shop when he and Ann were dating. . . .

[BREAKING: ROMNEY HAD PREMARITAL DATE, DID COKE!]

Unless it is an iron clad take it to the bank certainty I hope she keeps quiet.

[Oh, this one is certain! Bank it!]

Rather and Memogate was a big reason why the 2004 election went the way it did.

[Yes, let's run down that list of "bombshells" that bombed, shall we?]

I still remember "Fitzmas" and the "Downing Street Memo". . . .

[Ah, good times. . . . Pitt really made a fool of himself, didn't he?]

This Allred rumor reminds me of "Fitzmas". . . .

[Yes, it's Pile-on-Pitt Time!]

What a ridiculous disappointment THAT was. . . .

[But, but . . . Pitt ASSURED us! And who knows? Maybe Rove will STILL be indicted! Hey, it could happen!]

The news will be announced in 24 business hours.

[Hee! Hee!]

MITT ROMNEY HAS BEEN INDICTED: More info at truthout.com

[Pitt, you will NEVER live that down! Even among your own peeps, they mock you!]

**IF** Gloria Allred’s “OCTOBER SURPRISE” happens. . . .

["If"?? You say "IF"??? Where is your FAITH, man?]

So, anyone hear from Gloria Allred this morning?

[She and William Rivers Pitt are working on an exclusive for truthout. In other words . . . Gloria in exclusive duo.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allred; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; gloriaallred; octobersurprise; romney

1 posted on 10/22/2012 10:53:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
It's a DUbble-DUFU Monday!

GLORIA IN EXPLOSIVE DUFU . . . PING!

2 posted on 10/22/2012 10:56:36 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Between Gloria & The Donald - I predict a “Gingham Dog & Calico Cat” scenario.


3 posted on 10/22/2012 10:57:06 AM PDT by Sioux-san
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top ten! Bow, lesser posters!


4 posted on 10/22/2012 10:58:19 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’m kinda surprised you didn’t go with “Gloria” by Laura Brannigan, but “Alreddy Gone” is a solid choice, too.


5 posted on 10/22/2012 11:01:07 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
GLORIA IN EXPLOSIVE DUFU . . . PING!

Sic transit Gloria's Monday.

Masterful, Pastor Charles!

6 posted on 10/22/2012 11:02:50 AM PDT by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
wag tailoring the doggerel

THAT'S classic!

7 posted on 10/22/2012 11:04:33 AM PDT by informavoracious (I am a Sedevacantist. I believe the chair is EMPTY.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Yo, Chaz!

Are those red-and-white necklace thingies of twisted/braided material that the Redbirds are wearing from a St. Louis outlet? Are they expensive?

Do they come in Navy Blue and Orange?

BWahahhahaha.


8 posted on 10/22/2012 11:08:18 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This was actually discussed on Quinn and Rose, our morning drive show.

The yet to be identified victim is going to claim that Romney bullied her into not having an abortion from a position of power as a bishop in her former Mormon Church congregation.

He may have even threatened her with excommunication though, of course, that cannot be known because Romney would be under a clerical confidentiality restriction neither to confirm nor deny it.

Total speculation on my part, but said "victim" might even be part of the regular cabal of Mormon haters who regularly infect this forum. We shall see.

9 posted on 10/22/2012 11:10:13 AM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

An all too rare Top 10 for me!


10 posted on 10/22/2012 11:10:29 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The DUmpster is the biggest bunch of hypocrites.

1) There was a rumor that W used cocaine in the early ‘70s. Naturally the DUmmies got in a fine lather and thought he should be impeached. O admits he used coke and pot and this does not both the DUmmies.

2) When W was in power, we’d get daily doses of BushHitler, BFEE (Bush Family Evil Empire), president McChimpy but when someone says something in the same vein as this about Zero, they start whining about how him just being president ensures that he should be respected.

Can you say, cognitive dissonance?


11 posted on 10/22/2012 11:11:26 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Obama sign prominently displayed for the pose, flag down by crotchal area...says a lot.


12 posted on 10/22/2012 11:15:06 AM PDT by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: Lx
ROMNEY'S failed to give his gardener a tip. The Oct surprise is there is no Oct. surprise. This witch is nothing but an over rated leftist hack who will get her surprise in November after Mitt cleans THE FOREIGNERS CLOCK.
13 posted on 10/22/2012 11:21:07 AM PDT by spawn44 (moo)
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14 posted on 10/22/2012 11:28:20 AM PDT by pabianice (washington, dc ..)
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To: Charles Henrickson

[The information is currently sealed. But it will come out soon. Trust me.]

It is on file at the circuit cort of Boston as “Redacted v. Redacted” and will be released, well, you know...


15 posted on 10/22/2012 11:30:38 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

THIS JUST IN: Ms Allred has been seen at Kinko’s in Waco. Map Here: http://www.macraesbluebook.com/search/company.cfm?company=429813


16 posted on 10/22/2012 11:36:40 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: pabianice

Don’t you mean “FOWARD”?


17 posted on 10/22/2012 11:40:29 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This Allred rumor reminds me of "Fitzmas". . . . .

LOL, Is nothing sacred?!

18 posted on 10/22/2012 11:52:30 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
The news will be announced in 24 business hours.

I suspect a [LOUSY FREEPER TROLL] with that reply.

The news will be announced in 48 business hours.

HA!! HA!! Try that again.

The news will be announced in 72 business hours.

Snort, just like the 2000 and 2004 elections.

The news will be announced in 104 business hours.

Well, we shall see what the DUmmies come up with after this green turd splashes in their faces.

19 posted on 10/22/2012 12:11:34 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"This Allred rumor reminds me of "Fitzmas". . . .

What a ridiculous disappointment THAT was. . . . "

------------------------------------------------

THAT, my friends, is going to leave a MARK. And I don't mean a tattoo.


20 posted on 10/22/2012 12:17:26 PM PDT by freedomlover
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To: kevkrom
Don’t you mean “FOWARD”?

No, I think, that's "HOWARD"...


21 posted on 10/22/2012 12:17:55 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: kevkrom
Oh, you're right, kevkrom! The busty girls got the "FOWARD" shirts. I guess Slow Joe got the "HOWARD" shirts...


22 posted on 10/22/2012 12:21:24 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I see that she has perfected her “wicked witch” makeup for Hallowe’en.

Great job, GA! All you need is your hat and broom.


23 posted on 10/22/2012 12:46:12 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson
I must be getting old. At first glance I saw Gloria Patri. Then I saw that was your intention.
24 posted on 10/22/2012 12:50:20 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: pabianice

25 posted on 10/22/2012 12:51:34 PM PDT by edzo4 (You call us the 'Party Of No', I call us the resistance.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Charles Henrickson, declaring a DUbble-DUFU Monday--

Possible a TRIPLE DUFU Monday depending on the DUmmie reaction to tonight's debate.

26 posted on 10/22/2012 2:34:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This puts me in mind of the old Latin prayer in Europe over a thousand years ago: "A furore Normanorum, libera nos Domine." Translated means "From the fury of the Northmen, God deliver us."

And now the DUmmies are praying for a miracle, hopefully in the form of an October surprise: "A furore Conservatorum, libera nos Gloria." Or..."From the fury of the Conservatives, Gloria deliver us."

BTW, the Viking raids in lasted almost 300 or longer than the United States has been a nation.

27 posted on 10/22/2012 2:46:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: edzo4; PJ-Comix; mikrofon; Roscoe Karns
Gloria in the swell seats:

Allred altered for DUmmieland use:


28 posted on 10/22/2012 3:47:55 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Gloria Parti.)
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To: Revolting cat!

Gloria? Is that the skank that the Doors once sang about?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuHx5eLZKkQ


29 posted on 10/22/2012 4:01:53 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Obama likes to claim credit for getting Osama. Why hasn't he tried Khalid Sheikh Mohammed yet?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Gloria in the swell seats:

Gloria trying to sell sweats.

30 posted on 10/22/2012 4:02:16 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Just Ten More Dollars til Allred DESTROYS Romney! Donate Now!!

If Allred's BREAKING news is indeed about this story that Romney tried to bully a woman into not aborting, the counter-BREAKING news should be this audio of Obama as an Illinois Senator:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Drbo-MMIFw4

FETUS OR CHILD? HOWEVER WAY YOU WANT TO DESCRIBE IT?
31 posted on 10/23/2012 8:28:00 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
[I can understand why Gloria would scare just about anybody! Yikes! Has she gotten her broom serviced for the upcoming holiday?]

No. It needs a new serpentine belt.

32 posted on 10/26/2012 11:28:39 AM PDT by Ole Okie
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