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DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-13 ( DUmmies Mourn Overturning of Tom DeLay Conviction)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/19/2013 6:14:57 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

It was a sad day today in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are mourning the overturning of the POLITICAL conviction of former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay as you can see in this THREAD, "Tom DeLay verdict overturned by Texas appellate court." No word yet on the reaction of Charlie Rangel who had tons of REAL evidence against him yet still escaped any prosecution. So let us now watch the DUmmies sad but angry reaction to the overturned conviction of The Hammer in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering how long before the Democrats conjure up imaginary charges against fellow Texan Ted Cruz, is in the [brackets]:

HOUSTON -– A Texas Court of Appeals in Austin has overturned the conviction of former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, attorney Brian Wice tells KHOU 11 News.

[DUmmies begin the long mourning process.]

In documents released early Thursday, the court said the evidence in the case was "legally insufficient to sustain DeLay’s convictions."

The court said all judgments against DeLay were reversed, and the former congressman was formally acquitted.

DeLay was convicted in 2010 for his alleged role in a scheme to influence Texas elections. Since then, he has been praying for vindication but also preparing for the possibility of imprisonment.

[And now the angry reactions from the outraged DUmmies...]

The asshole never spent a day in jail.

[Psst! Neither did Karl Rove. Just ask WILLIAM RIVERS PITT.]

So...the BUGMAN Walketh...

[Which is why you are BUGGED.]

Imprison all Republicans! They are the terrorists of the United States. They have ruined the country, and needs to be placed in prison, hard labor and no benefits - no mail, no phone, no nothing. All privileges they had, completely and irrevocably revoked. They are to be declared enemy combatants and imprisoned.

[Time now for the DUmmies to deliver another "Civil Discourse" sermonette.]

A mockery of justice. Totally politically motivated.

[An accurate assessment of the conviction.]

Onwards to the Texas Court of the Criminal Appeals where the justices will reverse the errors of the Third Court of Appeals and rebuke them for overturning the jury's decision by poltically motivated decision.

[That's going to happen in exactly 24 business hours.]

All of the members of the Court of Criminal Appeals are repbulicans

[Make that 25 business hours.]


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To: Incorrigible
I’ve had reason to review the French Revolution and comments like these remind me that it’s only our guns that prevent the left from a reign of terror.

Exactly. It's an insight into what they really are: fascists.

21 posted on 09/20/2013 5:05:04 AM PDT by Ramius (Personally, I give us one chance in three. More tea anyone?)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Imprison all Republicans! They are the terrorists of the United States. They have ruined the country,”

Well, except that the Dems run things at all levels of governments and are in charge of the executive branch. So, even when they are in charge, the failures are the fault of their political opponents. How very third reichish!

” and needs to be placed in prison, hard labor and no benefits - no mail, no phone, no nothing. All privileges they had, completely and irrevocably revoked. They are to be declared enemy combatants and imprisoned. “

And if that doesn’t fix the problem, find another group to demonize! Maybe we can eventually blame the joooos!


22 posted on 09/20/2013 8:38:40 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Imprison all Republicans! They are the terrorists of the United States. They have ruined the country, and needs to be placed in prison, hard labor and no benefits - no mail, no phone, no nothing. All privileges they had, completely and irrevocably revoked. They are to be declared enemy combatants and imprisoned.


Methinks this could be a Lousy Freeper Troll moment - but sarcasm is lost on the Dimmies.


23 posted on 09/20/2013 9:03:35 AM PDT by freedomlover
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To: CSM

See my tagline.


24 posted on 09/20/2013 10:26:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: freedomlover
Imprison all Republicans! They are the terrorists of the United States. They have ruined the country, and needs to be placed in prison, hard labor and no benefits - no mail, no phone, no nothing. All privileges they had, completely and irrevocably revoked. They are to be declared enemy combatants and imprisoned.

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Methinks this could be a Lousy Freeper Troll moment - but sarcasm is lost on the Dimmies.

I think that Poe's Law has just kicked in.

25 posted on 09/20/2013 11:07:23 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: PJ-Comix

24 business hours , I promise you alls


26 posted on 09/20/2013 3:08:25 PM PDT by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Best. Mugshot. Ever

27 posted on 09/20/2013 6:16:15 PM PDT by eddie willers
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I bet Ronnie earle ‘bout crapped his shorts when he saw that.


28 posted on 09/20/2013 6:30:51 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Yep..his mouth is smilin’ but his eyes are sayin’...I’ll see ya in the hot place.


29 posted on 09/20/2013 7:02:13 PM PDT by berdie
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