The Single Most Demented, Convoluted Attempt at Marketing 'Climate Change' You've Ever Seen

Google + ^ | January 13, 2014 | Staff

[lbryce]

OVACEN - Certificación Energética, Eficiencia Energética y Arquitectura Translation:OVACEN - Energy Certification, Energy Efficiency and Architecture

About Ovacen

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About Ovacen
Emerges as a web platform Efficiency and Energy Saving Certificate centered Energetics. OVACEN arises as a portal Energy Efficiency involved with society. Created hand of architecture, sustainability, Energy Certification, Audits and various environmental projects in an effort to improve the welfare of both the company and its environment given current needs presented in this globalized world.

They propose that they can learn through this portal for energy efficiency. A place for discussion, learning, mutual understanding between the professional and the consumer. A difficult goal to meet but that from the multidisciplinary team that is OVACEN has led them to achieve the seal of quality and recognition for our work.

Read more: http://www.crunchbase.com/company/ovacen#ixzz2qHNWfzYd

[lbryce]

Studies regarding the effects of Climate Change on the planet and on the population itself has proven to be one that will effect drastic, wrenching change. Temperatures that will fluctuate in the high 110-125 degree Farheneit range, known to facilitate chromosome change, genetic malformation will indeed affect the future of mankind as the primal species we know as today. Science projections that simulate the huge rise in temperatures expected one day or another will usher in the evolutionary changes that will turn Mankind into the a species that is part pisicine, part human, all freak. Welcome, to the furture planet Earth, the name of which will be changed to Planet Fish to commemorate the new Planet Earth overloads in the guise of The Fish People.

The advantage of being a fish in a world where the average temperature of the oceans will increase over twenty degrees Farhenheit is obvious and those who make claim that Climate Change will have a negative impact on our planet are just simply wrong.

[Impy]

I would like to evolve into a fish/man. Breathing underwater sounds pretty boss to me and there may be intriguing employment opportunities.

[newnhdad]

I was thinking more manbearpig or just pigman.

[Mad Dawgg]

Sorry, but I don’t want to live in the ocean... Fish **** in there...

[Berosus]

I take it Cthulhu will rise from R’lyeh, too, once his fish-men appear.

[Tenacious 1]

That is racists to depict Obama that way.

[lbryce]

The page in which describes the evolution of mankind into the Fishpeople as a result of the temperature change in which Mankind gets boiled by 150+ degree temperature and morph into the Fish People has now been located here. Please link to the following url below. https://plus.google.com/+Ovaceneficienciaenergetica/posts

[Tenacious 1]

Sorry, but I don’t want to live in the ocean... Fish **** in there...

You don't want to swim where other fish $hit, but you don't mind breathing the same air as Al Gore? You are rude and dirty, sir.

[MrB]

+1

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

“It’s a trap!”

[lbryce]

I didn’t want to laugh but you really caught me off guard as I tried following a wiggling worm looking to get my aattention underwater. But I didn’t know worms live underwater. What’s up with that?

[dhs12345]

Perfect for when the Earth’s polar ice melts and the whole planet becomes a Water World. Some humans will evolve to grow gills and webbed feet but others will live on the surface looking for land. Any land.

[GOPsterinMA]

I would grown a third ball and go into the porn industry.

Khent would be 3 inches taller so he could be a member of the male Rockettes.

[Tony in Hawaii]

[GOPsterinMA]

I guess I’m a little late to the “party”...why is ANYONE paying attention to the beast Lena Dunham? It has a paying career?!? WTF IS GOING ON???

And people wonder why I’m leaving the country and calling for a new Hitler to cook lifeforms like that thing?

I would turn fag instantly before looking twice at that fat Jabba the Hutt wannabe tub of sh*t.

I’m convinced; God has released a plague upon us.

[NFHale]

RE Fish Man:

They tried that once... found him in the Amazon jungle... drugged him, dragged him outta the water and onto the boat... put a suit on him... but he still went back to the water, after terrorizing the brunette hottie in the bikini.

Didn’t work out so well... you can take the fish out of the water, but you can’t take the water out of the Amazon... or outta the fish... or the fishman... or whatever....

umm...yeah...

[GOPsterinMA]

“The Creature From the Black Lagoon”, right?

[NFHale]

Yeah.

It didn’t turn out so well... they didn’t use Armani for his suit, and boy, was he ever PISSED...

[GOPsterinMA]

I’ve only seen ~10 minutes of that flick; will have to watch in entirety.

[Mad Dawgg]

"You are rude and dirty, sir."

True and it should be noted "Dirty Sir" is an excellent name for a New Wave Band... [/ Dave Barry]