“I’ll take mine medium rare.”
Posted on 03/31/2014 12:41:11 PM PDT by John Semmens
Reports this past week that hospitals in the United Kingdom have been burning aborted babies to save on fuel costs for heating the buildings appalled some, but not all.
US Environmental Protection Agency Administrator, Gina McCarthy, urged that “once you get beyond the initial ‘gag-reflex,’ the idea has significant environmental positives. First, it almost goes without saying that adding more human beings to the population is a definite stress to the environment. So, abortions make a substantial contribution to lessening this source of stress.”
“Once the abortion is completed what do we do with the ensuing medical waste?” McCarthy continued. “By using it as fuel the hospital has saved the cost of disposal while simultaneously reducing its consumption of alternative fossil fuel. This lowers the pressure to dig more coal mines and drill more oil and gas wells. The result will be less rape of the land. On balance, this is a net positive innovation in resource management.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/03/29/senator-insists-videos-of-him-must-have-been-photo-shopped/
It probably is how they look at it.
‘Lady Pink Shoes’ of Texas will be using this important data next month at her campaign convention planning session.
I'm at a loss for words.
Gina McCarthy also says, "If you must gag, be sure to do it in the bushes, where it will contribute nutrients to the plants."
Except for the human being just killed.
But at that point, "what difference does it make??!!??"
not really satire anymore
They’re just as cold as Dickens’ Ebenezer Scrooge, a reaction to those so reluctant to to enter the work houses, they would prefer death, “If they had rather die...they had better do it and decrease the surplus population.”
Well, I suppose they are. More abortions means less population. Also aborted babies make good organic fertilizer. What abortionists don’t want to think about is about 80% of the abortions are from black parents. This is genocide. Maybe the liberal environmentalist should demand that whites are require to have just as much abortions as blacks.
John,
The satire you copied and posted here is potentially very dangerous.
Why, because I see it as to tempting to bh0, the EPA and the pro-abortion/anti-life folks. I totally expect the satire portion to become official bh0 EPA policy within less than a year.
G-F
“I’ll take mine medium rare.”
“The answer to anyone who talks about the surplus population is to ask him, whether he is part of the surplus population; or if not, how he knows he is not.” [1925]
~~G. K. Chesterton
These people make me sick. Next they will be making cremation mandatory as long as no smoke rises from the chimneys.
Oops! Caught me in my unawares!
Why doesn’t that bitch throw herself on the fire along with the climate baiters and save the world?
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