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Michelle Obama Vows Veto of Changes to School Lunch Menus
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 30 May 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/30/2014 4:30:46 PM PDT by John Semmens

First Lady Michelle Obama says she will "veto" any effort by Republicans in Congress to grant local school districts discretion to deviate from her prescribed "healthy fare" food choices. "Obesity is a serious health threat and I have worked too long and hard to allow the gains I have achieved to be undermined by people suffering from nutritional ignorance," she declared.

School districts have sought freedom to diverge from the First Lady's program because many of their students refuse to eat what is served. Nonetheless, Michelle sees no reason to yield or compromise. "Even if it is true that some of their students won't eat what's good for them, I can't permit the substitution of unhealthy alternatives," she insisted. "If this means that some students go without lunch, well, is that really so bad? Kids today are way too fat. Missing one meal a day would probably benefit most of them."

Meanwhile, the lunches served to Michelle's daughters at the posh Sidwell Friends School deviate considerably from what she has decreed must be mandatory for public schools catering to the broader population.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/156686-2014-05-30-semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-june-1-2014.htm


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: foodnazi; obama; obesity; satire
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1 posted on 05/30/2014 4:30:47 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Maybe she should just pass another law or at least sign an EO.


2 posted on 05/30/2014 4:32:48 PM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: John Semmens

Sidwell Friends School Menu:

June 4, 2014

LS

Snack: Nesie’s Homemade Bread

Seasonal Vintner’s Salad
Pepperoni Flatbread Pizza
Variety Veggie Flatbread Pizzas
Roasted Spring Vegetables
Italian Ice

https://www.sidwell.edu/mobile/index.aspx?pageaction=ViewSinglePublic&LinkID=60520&ModuleID=375&StartDate=6/4/2014


3 posted on 05/30/2014 4:35:00 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2Million USD for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: rktman

I don’t see her as POTUS until 2025..after Hillary.


4 posted on 05/30/2014 4:35:04 PM PDT by nascarnation (Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Thank goodness lunch is included in the $25 grand tuition!


5 posted on 05/30/2014 4:36:48 PM PDT by nascarnation (Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
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To: John Semmens

First “Lady”s” have veto power? What planet are these idiots from?


6 posted on 05/30/2014 4:38:13 PM PDT by defconw (Well now what?)
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To: defconw

Lolz

Impersonating a federal official is a felony isn’t it?


7 posted on 05/30/2014 4:38:57 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: defconw

Thank you.


8 posted on 05/30/2014 4:39:28 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: GeronL

Interesting... I am not a lawyer. But I am sure someone will know this answer.


9 posted on 05/30/2014 4:41:43 PM PDT by defconw (Well now what?)
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To: John Semmens

She has veto authority now? Did I miss a Royal (executive) Order?


10 posted on 05/30/2014 4:43:43 PM PDT by logic101.net (How many more children must die on the altar of gun control?)
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To: nascarnation

I thought she was elected associated POS already.... Er, I mean potus. Yeah, that’s it. Associate pResident Of The United States


11 posted on 05/30/2014 4:44:56 PM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: John Semmens
"First Lady Michelle Obama says she will "veto" any effort"

No wonder she was disbarred. The woman is an idiot.

12 posted on 05/30/2014 4:46:55 PM PDT by The_Republic_Of_Maine (Be kept informed on Maine's secession, sign up at freemaine@hushmail.com)
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To: longfellow
I hardly think that having a single slice of pizza or a 1 ounce bag of chips for lunch is why kids are obese. How about the fact that kids are warehoused in daycare, after school care and watch to much TV, play video games and mom and dad bring home junk for dinner because they work all day and don't cook?

I am 50. My mom only ever worked part time when we were kids and it was either at night, when my dad was home or grandma watched and fed us. We walked to school in the AM, we walked home for lunch, we walked back for the afternoon and then walked home after school. We did not play video games and we played outside until the street lights came on. We whined if we could not go outside. Even if it was snowing!

I think the cause is not lunch!

13 posted on 05/30/2014 4:48:18 PM PDT by defconw (Well now what?)
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To: John Semmens

heh. I see you are still reeling in a few. Of course she may have effective veto power via the teacher’s unions at the publik skools.


14 posted on 05/30/2014 4:49:04 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: John Semmens

I gotz da gravel...

San Fran Michelle Obama


15 posted on 05/30/2014 4:49:09 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: John Semmens
Oh, those poor kids. Not only do they get crap but they get politicized.
16 posted on 05/30/2014 4:50:49 PM PDT by Vinylly (?%)
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To: defconw

It is satire, but very close to truth. Personally I blame tv/video games leading to no outdoor play/exercise and parents willing to use tv/games as a babysitter.


17 posted on 05/30/2014 4:51:38 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: dynachrome
I fell for it! Goodness! But these people are so nuts, I don't know what to believe anymore. She did throw a hissy fit yesterday!
18 posted on 05/30/2014 4:53:31 PM PDT by defconw (Well now what?)
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To: John Semmens

Almost fell for this one. John, you are a genius. :)


19 posted on 05/30/2014 4:57:52 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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