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President Laments “Balkanization” of Media
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 18 Aug 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/18/2014 10:41:16 AM PDT by John Semmens

The low cost of communication over the Internet has led to “a dangerous proliferation of voices” according to President Obama. “It used to be that everyone got their view of the news from major media outlets,” Obama recounted. “There was more unanimity of message. This helped bring the country together.”

“Now, though, any nobody with a little free time can get a website and pontificate for all the world to see,” the President complained. “We have no way to control what is said and we lack the time and energy to refute every erroneous idea or contention that is made.”

The President’s lamentation may be answered, though. The Internet Tax Freedom Act is due to expire November 1. This law blocks states from assessing taxes on Internet use. The House of Representatives has dealt with this issue by passing the Permanent Internet Tax Freedom Act (PITFA). PITFA is currently one of 300 House-passed bills being blocked by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev).

“The President isn’t the only one suffering a barrage of criticisms from pipsqueak yahoos on the web, I’ve had my share of abuse too,” Read grumbled. “We’ll see how outspoken these guys are once the states start hitting them with a couple hundred dollars a year in Internet access taxes.”

While Reid was pessimistic about ever “restoring total order to the information arena” he evinced a degree of confidence that “between state taxes and an Executive cut-off switch we can winnow out a significant number of unwelcome participants in public policy debates.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://theconservativecitizen.com/2014/08/18/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-93/


TOPICS: Government; History; Politics; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: internet; media; obama; satire

1 posted on 08/18/2014 10:41:16 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Uh ohhh... someone taught him a new word!

It has more than two syllables and it is ‘foreign’... we’re in trouble NOW!!


2 posted on 08/18/2014 10:42:41 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: John Semmens
"We have no way to control what is said.."

Welcome to America, A-hole.

3 posted on 08/18/2014 10:48:12 AM PDT by Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
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To: John Semmens

PITFA... LoL


4 posted on 08/18/2014 10:59:35 AM PDT by LambSlave
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To: John Semmens

Got me! I got about three sentences in and thought, this has GOT to be satire...

;-)


5 posted on 08/18/2014 11:01:26 AM PDT by cuban leaf (The US will not survive the obama presidency. The world may not either.)
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6 posted on 08/18/2014 11:06:03 AM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: John Semmens

Satire perhaps, but so very close to the truth it’s scary.


7 posted on 08/18/2014 11:06:37 AM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: Da Coyote
“What you’ve seen with our politics, partly because of gerrymandering, partly because of the Balkanization of media so people just watch what reinforces their deepest biases, partly because of big money in politics, is increasingly politicians are rewarded for taking the most extreme, maximalist positions,” Obama told the liberal Times columnist.

It sounds like the truth because it IS the truth.

8 posted on 08/18/2014 11:22:18 AM PDT by skeeter
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To: John Semmens

“unanimity of message”

What about “diversity”?


9 posted on 08/18/2014 11:27:03 AM PDT by Ray76 (True change requires true change - A Second Party ...or else it's more of the same...)
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To: Da Coyote

Uh! So close that I bought it.


10 posted on 08/18/2014 11:28:55 AM PDT by Ray76 (True change requires true change - A Second Party ...or else it's more of the same...)
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