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'Mom, I don’t know how to fight': French 'ISIS newbies' seek escape route from jihad
RT ^ | 12-2-14 | RT

Posted on 12/02/2014 3:06:16 PM PST by dynachrome

Some of the “IS newbies” complain they have been misled into journeying to the Middle East.

“I have done almost nothing except distributing clothes and food. I also helped clean weapons and transported the bodies of fighters killed in the clashes. Winter is beginning. It's getting very hard,“ wrote one of the militants from a base in Aleppo in northern Syria.

Some messages look like they have been written by homesick schoolboys who are waiting for their moms in summer camp rather than brutal extremists responsible for mass executions of innocent civilians.

“I'm sick and tired [of being here]. My iPod does not work here. I have got to come home!”

"I'm tired. They make me do the dishes."

“They want to send me to the front but I do not know how to fight …"

(Excerpt) Read more at rt.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: dumbasses; french; jihadists
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1 posted on 12/02/2014 3:06:17 PM PST by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome

My ipad is broken, I want to go home.


2 posted on 12/02/2014 3:11:17 PM PST by Track9
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To: dynachrome

They probably make him eat his vegetables too.


3 posted on 12/02/2014 3:11:59 PM PST by colorado tanker
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To: dynachrome

LOL, the whiners.
Beat him with a baguette!


4 posted on 12/02/2014 3:14:50 PM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: dynachrome

Sounds like some of the Occupy Wall Street Whiners from a couple of years ago.


5 posted on 12/02/2014 3:16:55 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Darksheare

The Air Force is running a program to help people like this. He just needs to send them his grid coordinates.


6 posted on 12/02/2014 3:17:44 PM PST by thorvaldr
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To: dynachrome
'Mom, I don’t know how to fight'

He's French, alright.

7 posted on 12/02/2014 3:18:05 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: dynachrome

Hopefully these “Frenchmen” get killed soon. Don’t care who does it.


8 posted on 12/02/2014 3:19:52 PM PST by Dagnabitt (Amnesty is Treason. Its agents and supporters are Traitors.)
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To: dynachrome

Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I am at Camp Jihadi.


9 posted on 12/02/2014 3:22:23 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: dynachrome

RT is more likely to be honest than the MSM.


10 posted on 12/02/2014 3:22:41 PM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

“Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I am at Camp Jihadi.”

ROFL!

They don’t like me
I can’t do no fighting
I just want to be home in my pajamas.


11 posted on 12/02/2014 3:26:02 PM PST by CodeToad (Islam should be outlawed and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
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To: dynachrome
To: ISIS noobs

War is hell - and Islam makes it 2,356 times more so...

Enjoy the life you accepted and bow down to...your self-appointed messenger misled people back in the 7th Century and your current leaders are doing the same. You will gain nothing but the destruction and death of innocence that will ultimately end in your pathetic death as well - exactly like the jihadi warrior-less idiots that think they are going to conquer the world...

From: The Rest of us with Common Sense

12 posted on 12/02/2014 3:28:02 PM PST by BCW (ARMIS EXPOSCERE PACEM)
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To: dynachrome

Its the Hotel California, baby.

You can check out whenever you want. But you are not leaving.


13 posted on 12/02/2014 3:44:14 PM PST by Vermont Lt (Ebola: Death is a lagging indicator.)
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To: dynachrome

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah,
Here I am at Camp Jihadda,
Camp is very entertaining
And they say we’ll behead someone when it quits raining.

...


14 posted on 12/02/2014 3:58:35 PM PST by TomGuy
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Someone...anyone, please kill these isis degenerates.


15 posted on 12/02/2014 4:00:40 PM PST by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: dynachrome

Boo hoo, being a terrorist is no fun!


16 posted on 12/02/2014 4:08:02 PM PST by luvbach1 (We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
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17 posted on 12/02/2014 4:08:34 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Track9

I feel so broke up, I wanna go home...


18 posted on 12/02/2014 4:10:09 PM PST by Boogieman
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Sounds like a line from a song...”IsisBDuped”

My Ipad’s brokennnnn...I wanna go hooooommmme!


19 posted on 12/02/2014 4:13:45 PM PST by mdmathis6
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To: Tijeras_Slim

hahahahah......w/ apologies to Allan Sherman, I’m sure :)


20 posted on 12/02/2014 4:14:39 PM PST by citizen (Hopefully, the MSM will again be making a big deal of high gas prices come Jan 20, 2017.)
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