Posted on 12/15/2014 8:46:35 AM PST by John Semmens
Illegal immigrant Jose Manuel Marino-Najera has filed suit against the US Border Patrol for dog bite injuries he sustained during his arrest. Marino-Najera was among a group of immigrants smuggling marijuana across the border. He is alleging that his human rights were violated.
“Those border guards disobeyed their own President Obama,” Marino-Najera declared. “He says I have a right to go where I want. They should have given me food and water, not sicced their dogs on me.”
Marino-Najera’s lawyer Susan Horschidt claims that “the trauma my client experienced has given him nightmares that have ruined his life. No amount of money damages can adequately restore him to the status of a fully functioning member of society. The punitive damages we are seeking are needed to send a message that this sort of inhumane atrocity must not be repeated.”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/12/13/cromnibus-puts-taxpayers-on-hook-for-bank-losses/
Pretty cheeky of you, John.
Fake but accurate. Reality is stranger than fiction.
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