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Thank you TSA
Vanity | 1/1/15 | Me

Posted on 01/01/2015 9:10:34 PM PST by Dick Vomer

I'd like to thank the TSA for protecting our country by stealing my daughters makeup remover, hair products, and throwing all of her packed clothes back into her suitcase like a retarded monkey would. She is 17 and asked why they did that. She stopped herself and said "never mind , it's government people doing their stupid crap .".

I was so proud of her and really want to thank the TSA thief by helping her see the true face of government employees.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Government; Humor
KEYWORDS: carryonbags; checkedbags; luggage; steal; tsa; tsaluggage
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1 posted on 01/01/2015 9:10:35 PM PST by Dick Vomer
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To: Dick Vomer

A retarded monkey is smarter than the TSA.


2 posted on 01/01/2015 9:13:18 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (Obama voters are my enemy.)
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To: Dick Vomer

Not to defend the TSA show security, but here are clearly defined parameters for what can be taken on.


3 posted on 01/01/2015 9:15:13 PM PST by ifinnegan
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To: ifinnegan

America’s best and brightest, keeping us free. /hurl


4 posted on 01/01/2015 9:22:44 PM PST by Dalberg-Acton
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To: Dick Vomer

TSA is security theater. there’s no real security involved. Its also a government union make-work program for people mostly unemployable elsewhere.


5 posted on 01/01/2015 9:24:39 PM PST by PGR88
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To: PGR88

Nailed it!! Workfare.


6 posted on 01/01/2015 9:27:56 PM PST by PhiloBedo (You gotta roll with the punches and get with what's real.)
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To: ifinnegan

Quite true. I think she’s probably never traveled by air before not to know this.


7 posted on 01/01/2015 9:28:32 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Dick Vomer

Was it a checked bag or a carry on?


8 posted on 01/01/2015 9:31:08 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (Everytime the cash register rings in a gun store, a Founding Father gets his wings.)
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To: Dick Vomer
You didn't specify whether it was carry-on or checked luggage. I will never make excuses for TSA. However, there is another potential class of thieves for checked luggage: Ramp Rats. The guys who fling luggage onto the carts between hurling them on and off conveyor belts, and into the cargo hold.

Lots of alcohol and drug addled characters work the ramps. Very few cameras in cargo holds to catch them rifling through bags for valuables and drugs.

9 posted on 01/01/2015 9:31:17 PM PST by NautiNurse (Obama sends U.S. Marines to pick up his dog & basketballs. Benghazi? Nope.)
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To: Kirkwood
I read "suitcase" and thought checked baggage. Is there the same restriction rule there? If it was carry on, then never mind, it was not clear.

Regardless, the TSA slob did not have to be a dick about rifling through and making a mess.

10 posted on 01/01/2015 9:33:31 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Dick Vomer

The TSA is there to protect Muslims and Islam from “white Christian American racism”.


11 posted on 01/01/2015 9:41:14 PM PST by Dallas59
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To: Dick Vomer

False flag terror attacks lay the groundwork for test implementations of draconian police measures.

Those test implementations (like the TSA) lay the groundwork for a future police state.

We’re being trained to deal with it, experimented with to see how much we can take.

If those master elites who fund the eugenics movement, terrorism, wars, etc., were duly prosecuted, convicted and sentenced, all this idiotic sadistic stuff goes away instantly. Because no one other than them would then have the audacity to try such things.

The police could get back to, oh, I don’t know, what about - normal police work !


12 posted on 01/01/2015 9:41:18 PM PST by PieterCasparzen (We have to fix things ourselves)
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To: Dick Vomer

A troop of Boy Scouts could easily overwhelm the average staff of the bloated, pasty TSA slobs I’ve seen at the airports. The idea that these out-of-shape overweight lazy buffoons could protect this nation is risible.


13 posted on 01/01/2015 9:49:47 PM PST by Seruzawa (All those memories will be lost, like tears in rain.)
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To: Dick Vomer

At an airline operation I contracted with a couple of years ago, 80%+ of lost/mishandled baggage claims, and almost ALL damaged bag claims, could be traced directly to the geeks at TSA.
(Never, EVER, check a bag at “TSA Shift Change”. It is almost sure to get lost, be late, or forgotten.)

And I’m SURE that isn’t limited to just the one airport.


14 posted on 01/01/2015 10:03:41 PM PST by tcrlaf (They told me it could never happen in America. And then it did....)
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To: NautiNurse

“Lots of alcohol and drug addled characters work the ramps. Very few cameras in cargo holds to catch them rifling through bags for valuables and drugs.”

Yep. My brother worked with the Ramp Rats for awhile. He was amazed by the utter lack of security once you got past the security “theater”. The come and go access these people have to luggage, planes, back doors, supposedly secure areas, etc is shameful. These are min wage jobs with high-turnover rates, background checks are minimal. Lots of shenanigans going on back there while we paying customers are subjected to police state stupidity.

I personally lost all faith in the post-911 new “security” procedures when the first “rule” I came across was no locks allowed on luggage anymore so govt and airport personnel could paw through all my belongings. Screw that crap. Hope I never have to fly again and submit to all the B.S. Makes me very hostile.


15 posted on 01/01/2015 10:09:31 PM PST by bluejean (The lunatics are running the asylum)
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To: doorgunner69

You are allowed to be present when TSA opens and removes items from your carry-on bags. That is the time to complain if you don’t like the way they repack. Not much you can do with checked bags since you aren’t there, but usually there is no problem with having checked liquids. I’ve seen whole cases of wine go through checked baggage. TSA will leave a card inside the checked luggage if they opened it. If there is no card and something is missing, it should be reported to the airline as a theft.

I’ve traveled myself many times with wine and spirits that have been checked. The only time I had to discard liquids from a checked bag was in Paris which has specific rules about liquids and foods that is different from the US and just about every other country I’ve been in.


16 posted on 01/01/2015 10:22:13 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: ifinnegan

Former IHOP wait staff doing the job they just can’t do. :-)


17 posted on 01/01/2015 10:34:10 PM PST by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose o f a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: VerySadAmerican

Please show more respect for retarded monkeys. Comparing them to TSA is an unwarranted insult. You may be hearing from the RMAL (Retarded Monkey Anti-Defemation League.)


18 posted on 01/01/2015 10:49:01 PM PST by Vehmgericht
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To: Dick Vomer

You can’t group all monkeys as retards...


19 posted on 01/01/2015 10:51:08 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Vehmgericht

Actually, at the risk of being called a racist, I consider retarded monkeys equal with most TSA “agents”. Slightly above the rest.


20 posted on 01/01/2015 11:00:56 PM PST by VerySadAmerican (Obama voters are my enemy.)
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