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Walker’s Lack of College Degree Called “Disqualifying” SATIRE
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 Feb 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/15/2015 9:33:16 AM PST by John Semmens

Unsuccessful presidential candidate and former Governor Howard Dean (D-Vt) assailed Wisconsin’s Republican Governor Scott Walker’s lack of a college degree as “disqualifying. Given the complex world we live in, America needs to be led by only the most highly educated men and women. The fate of the nation can’t be entrusted to a guy who couldn’t hack it and dropped out.”

“Look, college in the 1980s, when Walker was a student, wasn’t that hard,” Dean argued. “Even the minimally competent could get a degree. A person would’ve had to be incredibly dumb or unmotivated not to have been able to finish. Why should voters want such a guy?”

As “proof of his dumbness,” Dean cited Walker’s unwillingness to comment on evolution. “Do we really want a president who dodges such an important issue?” Dean asked. Dean characterized Walker’s stance that the topic of evolution was not within the bounds of the legitimate authority of any government position, as “a smoke screen. The nation’s president is a moral as well as a political leader. The people have a right to know whether he accepts the common core of beliefs agreed upon by our best and brightest minds.”

Friends say Dean’s rancor toward Walker shows he is still bitter about 2004, “when the best educated person to ever seek the presidency was edged out of the Democratic nomination by a pompous ass who then turned around and lost to an ignorant Texas yokel—a sequence of events that forever shamed America.”

In related news, veteran Democratic strategist Pat Caddell castigated his Party as “dictator to the common man. They must be using Orwell’s Big Brother as their role model.”

http://theconservativecitizen.com/2015/02/14/semi-newssemi-satire-6/


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: college; democrats; evolution; satire
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To: Kit cat

Ladies and gentlemen. I appreciate this opportunity to answer your questions. I want to be completely transparent so please limit your questions to those same questions allowed by our most transparent President in history, President Obama. Naturally I won’t expect to be asked any questions that were not asked of the President.


21 posted on 02/15/2015 2:46:18 PM PST by Joan Kerrey (The larger the government, the smaller the people)
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To: Joan Kerrey

OMG absolutely PERFECT response!!!!!!!


22 posted on 02/15/2015 3:57:54 PM PST by Kit cat (OBummer must go)
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