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President Says Critics Overreacting to Iran’s “Death to America” Rhetoric [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 28 March 2015 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/02/2015 9:25:54 AM PDT by John Semmens

President Obama insists that Iran’s “death to America” rhetoric is nothing to get worked up about.

“First of all, it’s just a slogan—like Burger King’s ‘have it your way,'” Obama argued. “It doesn’t really mean anything.”

“Second, it’s not all that negative,” the President continued. “In Islam’s theology, death is the gateway to paradise. For the devout Muslim, hastening the entry into paradise is much to be desired. Granted, unbelievers face eternal torment, but that could easily be remedied by submitting to Allah’s will. So, it is only Americans’ refusal to heed Mohammed’s message that casts an unpleasant pall over the fate of death.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2015/03/28/bergdahl-didnt-desert-lawyer-says/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: iran; islam; obama; satire

1 posted on 04/02/2015 9:25:54 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 04/02/2015 9:28:48 AM PDT by MtnMan101
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Yeah right Bozo, but if someone from the Tea Party says “ No more taxes “ the IRS is sent after them and bullied.


3 posted on 04/02/2015 9:29:40 AM PDT by American Constitutionalist (The Keystone Pipe like Project : build it already Congress)
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Well done, sir.


4 posted on 04/02/2015 10:31:16 AM PDT by WayneS (Barack Obama makes Neville Chamberlin look like George Patton.)
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Bozo needs to shut up!

He’s here in Utah, going to Hill Air Force Base to do his garbage speaking crap...

Heaven help us all, are we going to make it to 2016?

We have got to stand up to him and his ilk....come on people, we have to save America, nobody else is going to!!!


5 posted on 04/02/2015 10:32:50 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 (Get the USA out of the UN then get the UN out of the USA; send bamaboy back to Kenya ASAP!!!!)
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As President , Obama is America ,LOL


6 posted on 04/02/2015 10:45:31 AM PDT by molson209 (Blank)
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