Posted on 06/29/2015 7:19:03 PM PDT by FiddlePig
Suggested Bible Based Christian Church Gay Wedding Ceremony… We gather today under threat of legal prosecution and persecution… to unite Adam and Steve legally in a union they call “marriage” but in fact is a mockery of God’s most sacred sacrament. God created marriage, man did not... for one man and woman only. So though required by law… this union cannot be blessed by God. As a counsel to the participants, I ask them to accept as Savior our Lord Jesus Christ… and seek His ways and repent of this abomination forced upon this church.
(vows now to be spoken by participants)…
Now I as servant of God, but also a law abiding citizen…I’m compelled and coerced to pronounce this union legal in the state, but in no way recognized by God. I under the laws of the state, but not of God… now pronounce you spouses… and let you determine which is husband and which is wife. I have now fulfilled all legal requirements to perform this ceremony.
LOVE IT !!
I’ve wondered about this. I’m sure we will see some very interesting (and horrifying) developments in days ahead.
And the wedding cake will have the delicate scent of urine.
All the pictures will be out of focus.
The Hall will unfortunately have the heat/AC fail just before the ceremony.
Sounds like a Plan!
Courts don’t make law.
Works For Me!
In a few years time, we will all be supporting legal defense funds for churches who stand up to this infringement of 1st Amendment rights. Bring it on!
I like it.
I would love to see President Cruz to spend $20 billion of tax dollars towards that fund.
On a similar note, why would people want to eat a wedding cake baked by a catering business that was forced to bake them a cake? Why would they trust that cake?
My thoughts exactly. Did you see the movie “The Help”? Ug.
Also large groups of Conservative could “crash” these weddings. Belching, moaning, crying, hick-upping, breaking into “The Lord’s Prayer” during the ceremony.
We are at war.
If homosexuals can force the marriage to be in the church and force the pastor what to say, it might just as well be a canned video of the pastor.
But if the video guy is anything like the video guy at our church the service will take hours. Don’t know why it never works right.
If I were called upon to perform a gay “marriage” ceremony, I thought I would start it off with: “All right, which one of you is the pitcher and which one is the catcher?”
And it would probably go downhill from there.
As pastor I would let the participants know this is part of the ceremony if they demand to be “married” in my church. I will inform them I will perform the ceremony, but to qualify to use this facility, all who wed here are obligated to accept counseling and follow rules of this church. What grounds to sue? We will do what is required by law, but within the rules of the church. Maybe they’ll just go somewhere else. We gotta start somewhere!
You confirmed my thought. Thank you.
Freakin awesome.
Instead of sending the gay couple wedding gifts later, send the gift of dignity to the people responsible for allowing this joyful day.
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The States have to accept homo marriage. Churches do not.
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