Posted on 07/19/2015 1:41:12 PM PDT by Duke C.
[snip]Then, "[a]fter Plaintiff's complaints about the excessive exposure to the coal dust, Defendant Adam Whitt sprayed Plaintiff's testicles with spray paint on two separate occasions," the complaint says.
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“The morning sun is shining like a Red Rubber Ball!” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbDKN0dk54M
well, with caring foremen like that... they sure don’t need OSHA
Blue, of course. Why? Don’t ask...
Doesn’t everyone paint their ‘nads?
What color?
This report is meaningless without knowing what color.
Probably Texas Burnt Orange.....
Did the foreman do foreplay
Old Chestnut
Miners all lived in Company Housing with no water for showers so the company allowed them to shower on site once a week.
One day they were escorting some visitors through the mine and happed upon the shower room. 4 guys were waiting there turn and were completely covered in coal dust, one turned to face the ‘guests’ and - sure enough, his front was covered from top of head to bottom of feet. Except one. He had a rather small strip of white in his frontal area. When questioned the Company exec said “Oh, that is Johnson, he went home for a late lunch today the Mrs must have been alone”
Miners love to punk one another. It is a tradition.
Leave your clothes hanging too low in the bathhouse, and somebody will cut them to shreds.
Leave your jump jacket laying unattended, and the sleeves would mysteriously be pumped full of grease.
My grandpa almost caused a strike by putting a lemon fizzy in another miner’s water. Break came and the victim thought someone whizzed in his water and he angrily dumped it out. When a miner dumped his water from his “dinner bucket” before quitting time it meant he was mad and going home.
Believe me a painted scrotum is far less painful than the traditional “sacking”.
Sounds like a thin skinned wuss got mad and didn’t feel like settling it with fists out back.
“I think I got the Black Lung Pop...”
“Is that Rick Perry right after telling Trump to drop out of the race?”
“Whatchoutalkin’boutWillis?”
( ; ) Go TED CRUZ.
Color doesn’t matter what bothered the guy was the foreman insisted on scraping down the old paint and broke out the sandblaster.
Like the guys talking about the biggest ‘hurt’ they ever had.
One guy finally stood up and said
“Well, the 2nd biggest hurt was one day I was in the woods and had to squat and when I dropped it set a bear trap off on my testicles and I took off running”
“WOW!!!! wait that was 2nd what was first?”
“When I ran out of chain”.
Painted them twice? Was the first time a primer coat? I’ve done furniture finishing, but this is sort out out of my realm of expertise.
Well... one of the women who complained that Bill Cosby drugged her and had sex with her, came to the realization that 'something was wrong' after two years of being drugged and 'raped'. If we can believe that...
No one has asked this yet, so I will.
Did the paint keep coal dust off his balls ?
He must have missed a spot.
LMAO
Kinky.
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