Laugh Factory Joke of the Day SUCKS!!!

Laugh Factory ^ | 20 Nov 2015 | Submitted By: mikayla davis

[amorphous]

Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

They carry these, but they don't work on Hillary.

Hubba, hubba. They 'work' on me.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

That’s a goodun too!

[doug from upland]

Perhaps a joke in limerick form.........

Look at Hillary, here’s what you find
I’m afraid it is not very kind
Just how low can she go?
Well, you all ought to know
Two steps up is a rodent’s behind

[SunkenCiv]

You might be a Hillary supporter if you catch your husband looking at another women and think, "I saw her first!"

s/b

You might be Hillary if you catch your husband looking at another woman and think, "I saw her first!"

[Verginius Rufus]

I heard a variation of this joke which has Bill coming back from Arkansas with two pigs. He tells the airman that he got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea, and the airman says, "Good trade, sir!"

[Georgia Girl 2]

LOL!!!!!

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

Yah. Could be. I was going from memory. But, given the nature of the subject matter, either way works.

[SunkenCiv]

;’) Do you know there’s a bed in Hillary’s tour bus?

No, but huma few bars and I’ll try to fake it...

[uglybiker]

The only cankle bracelets that fit her heinous.

[Georgia Girl 2]

LOL!

[doug from upland]

yep