11 Meaningless things liberals would take as a sign of racism

American Irony ^ | 12-22-15 | The Looking Spoon

[Ouderkirk]

Licorice falvors a great many things and you are not even aware it’s in there.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

And what about “the black sheep of the family,” hmmmm?

[rlmorel]

They have a great Chinese Restaurant near hear, and it is built in a historic yellow house.

I call it the Yellow House, and I recently suggested we go to “The Yellow House” for Chinese food, and one of my co-workers smirked and me and said “That’s racist.”

There was no context at all in my mind, but I did find his reaction kind of funny.

[TigersEye]

I know why he thinks that...

"I'll have a mocha latte with whip cream on top in a blue cup.
And don't spill any."

"Does anybody else want coffee?"

[JDoutrider]

In astronomy, Black Hole: Racism! Big time!

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Anyone remember when you could buy a stick of real IDEAL brand licorice at the druggist? THAT stuff was BAD as it was pure licorice, with no sugar!

[LonePalm]

Why do white people hate black eye peas? Racism

I thought they were now called N Double-A C Peas.

Whatever you call them, if I'm cooking, they're tasty.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[driftless2]

We can laugh at these examples of "racism," but many black people firmly believe race affects every aspect of American life. A few months ago on "Pardon The Interruption" with Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon, Wilbon, who is black, stated that race affects every part of American life. Kornheiser, ever the arch-liberal, said nothing. So morons like Wilbon get away with that.

And they really believe it. Like white, Mrs. Smith in Minot, North Dakota thinks about race when she plants peas in her garden. Or race affects how people buy snowblowers.

Libs would like Americans to think about nothing else but race, but that isn't how things work.

[metmom]

I saw a sign once that said, “I’m not racist. I hate Biden too”

[jmacusa]

RACISM! Thanks for the correction.

[leaning conservative]

Ha, I just mailed a container of black licorice Scotty dogs to friends in NY. I can’t stand the stuff myself ;)

[HotHunt]

I subsisted on black licorice for almost a month in college one time when I didn't have any money but the cupboard in my apartment was loaded with packages of black licorice.

Since then, I cannot stand to look at black licorice, let alone stand the taste of it.

[Politicalkiddo]

Ugh. Friends don’t let friends eat black licorice. ;)

[NoCmpromiz]

Or “I’m not racist. I don’t like his white half either.”

;-)

[VA Voter]

I suppose that “I’m dreaming of a white Kwanza” won’t work either.

[Gay State Conservative]

A great scene that I remember from “All In The Family”:Meathead and Lionel are talking and Meathead,as usual,starts talking about about racism,etc.Lionel listens patiently for a minute or so and when Meathead pauses Lionel says to him,very matter-of-factly...”hey,Mike...how come we never talk about the weather? You know,we black folks have weather too!”

[Gay State Conservative]

I consider Obama to be white.He's half white genetically and his most important influences...his filthy Communist whore mother and filthy Communist whore grandparents,Saul Alinsky and murderous terrorist Bill Ayers....all white.

[Bob]

Further correction — That’s two atoms of hydrogen combined with one atom of oxygen.

[The Looking Spoon]

Disneyland used to use that phrase on their annual passes, now it’s “blockout.”

One little letter apparently makes a HUGE difference :-/

[The Looking Spoon]

I have to admit that show was before my time so my familiarity with it is pretty superficial, but damn that’s funny.

It’s so true, we should focus on the stuff that ties us together.