Skip to comments.Report: Treasury Dept. changes mind on $10 bill, chooses another woman to replace Hamilton (satire)
Posted on 04/22/2016 3:14:59 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Following the announcement of Harriet Tubman becoming the new face of the 20 dollar bill the Treasury Department revived a plan to also replace Alexander Hamilton on the 10 dollar bill with another female pioneer in American History.
Glamour Woman of the Year award winner Caitlyn Jenner.
For the selection committee tasked with finding Hamilton's replacement the decision to go with Jenner was an easy one.
"How many women in our country's history win Olympic gold competing against men?" said Dane. "I mean, you've got to be really tough to do that, I heard she even lived like a man for decades in preparation for that competition. I could never do that," said a spokesperson for the Treasury Department Carmella Dane. "And don't even get me started on the fact he's been a member of the Kardashian family. I mean, wow, putting her on the $10 bill is, like, the least we can do."
Jenner was originally on the shortlist to be the new face of the $20. However, after a member of the selection committee Googled Jenner and found out she is transgender their view on the matter changed slightly.
"We realized it would make more sense to put her on the $10, mathematically speaking, if you catch my drift." said Dane.
Below is a preliminary design for the new bill.
you should delete this b/c you are giving them ideas.....
Next GOP POTUS will put Reagan on the $10. What’s good for the goose...
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