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London Mayor Endorses Hillary, Warns against Electing Trump [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 15 May 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 05/14/2016 2:06:05 AM PDT by John Semmens

Recently elected London Mayor Sadiq Khan formally endorsed Hillary Clinton for president and warned that "her Republican opponent's ignorant anti-Muslim views will bring retribution."

"The gift of Islam is free for the taking," Khan said. "All are welcome to join the umma. Those who wish to remain unbelievers are free to do so, but they must show proper respect toward the one true religion. Mr. Trump's proposal to ban Muslims from coming to America is disrespectful. Allah has given the world to Muslims. It is not for any unbeliever to say where Muslims may or may not go."

Khan predicted that "any attempt to impede Muslim travel to America will invite attack. The Quran only binds Muslims to peaceful relations with unbelievers who accept their submission to Islamic law and pay the jizya. By announcing a policy of resistance Mr. Trump puts all Americans at risk."

The Mayor advised citizens of the United States "to elect a person who understands the only peaceful way for Muslims and non-Muslims to interact. Secretary Clinton, in my opinion, is such a person. Voters should cast their ballots for her as if their lives depended upon it."

Trump campaign spokesperson Katrina Pierson welcomed the Mayor's comments saying "they help clarify the stakes of this election. The fact that a so-called 'moderate' Muslim is so quick to raise the threat of violence supports Donald's advice of caution about who we allow into this country. At a very fundamental level, keeping out people who may believe they have a religious right or obligation to kill you seems like common sense."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/196897-2016-05-14-semi-news-semi-satire-may-15-2016-edition.htm

OR

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=206549.new#new


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: hillary; muslims; satire; trump

1 posted on 05/14/2016 2:06:05 AM PDT by John Semmens
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ping


2 posted on 05/14/2016 2:07:37 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

John, that is really fine writing.


3 posted on 05/14/2016 2:09:21 AM PDT by grania
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To: John Semmens

Michael Goodwin writing in the NY Post, noted that Sadiq Khan, London’s first Muslim mayor, is making promises:

“As mayor, I will be the British Muslim who finally roots out extremism and radicalisation from British society. I will support mainstream Muslims to challenge extremists and work with the internet providers to ban extremist websites.”

” Wait,” Goodwin cautions, “if Khan is saying there is an actual link between Islam and Islamic terrorists,” Khan must be wrong.

B/c President Obama says there is NO connection, and He always knows best.

http://nypost.com/2016/05/10/hillary-clinton-is-unraveling-quickly/


4 posted on 05/14/2016 2:18:31 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing can penetrate it.)
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To: John Semmens

F Sadiq Khan
stupid Brits .... electing a crap spewing muz bastard to such
an office . He should be folding laundry in Lahore


5 posted on 05/14/2016 2:58:12 AM PDT by LeoWindhorse (America First !)
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To: John Semmens

Where is the satire? This is 100% truth!


6 posted on 05/14/2016 3:01:45 AM PDT by Redleg Duke (Remember...after the primaries, we better still be on the same team!)
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To: John Semmens

The funny thing about this all is sharia law will now be a possibility in british society


7 posted on 05/14/2016 3:42:51 AM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: John Semmens

A British endorsement of Grover Cleveland helped to sink his candidacy in 1888. Mrs. Bill has been saying that “the whole world” favors her.


8 posted on 05/14/2016 4:09:38 AM PDT by Theodore R. (Trump-Santorum 2016)
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To: John Semmens

>Those who wish to remain unbelievers are free to do so, but they must show proper respect toward the one true religion. >Allah has given the world to Muslims. It is not for any unbeliever to say where Muslims may or may not go.

GFYM you ignorant islamo retard.
Your so-called “religion” is just a simple minded rape culture.


9 posted on 05/14/2016 4:13:10 AM PDT by soycd
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To: John Semmens

Here’s the news on the future of Europe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=em-share_video_user&v=a-hPCnel0qc
Civil war


10 posted on 05/14/2016 5:18:52 AM PDT by Broker (never submit.)
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To: LeoWindhorse
Stupid Brits?

They have one for mayor. WE have one for president.

I believe it's not so much stupidity, as it is a coordinated effort by The ruler of this world, aka satan. How else to explain the global insanity of muzzie luv? They clearly are taking marching orders from their master.

11 posted on 05/14/2016 5:46:42 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
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To: John Semmens

You have captured the muslim mindset with just a few sentences. Well done, as usual.

I think they’re somewhat like a pet cat...if it only were big enough, it would pounce and kill you in a heartbeat. With no remorse at all.


12 posted on 05/14/2016 7:20:50 AM PDT by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
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