Posted on 05/20/2016 4:13:55 PM PDT by John Semmens
Former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell (D) bragged that "ugly women will put Hillary in the White House next November. Donald Trump may have sponsored beauty pageants, but let's face it, the overwhelming majority of women are ugly. They're going to vote for one of their own kind over a billionaire misogynist."
"For one thing, the Democratic Party is a better friend to ugly women," Rendell contended. "We give them what they want. We give them welfare, which comes in handy if you're too ugly or nasty to hold onto a man. We enact laws that give them the right to sue anyone who looks at them or speaks to them in a demeaning or insulting manner. We made sure that Obamacare would cover all of the psychotropic medications they might need to adjust to their disappointment for being ugly."
"What does Trump or the GOP offer them?" the Governor asked. "The right to join the rat race and get ahead if they're competent? That's a pretty weak gruel. The free market offers that to everybody. A robust government is one that can give you more than you could get on your own. Letting people keep what they earn would be like having no government at all. We don't think the majority of voters will opt to go that route."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=207864.new#new
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https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/197325-2016-05-20-semi-news-semi-satire-may-22-2016-edition.htm
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Hhahahaha!!!
One just cannot make this stuff up.
...”We made sure that Obamacare would cover all of the psychotropic medications they might need to adjust to their disappointment for being ugly.”
Ugly is in the eye of the beholder, FUGLY is HRC!
"Better shut up Eddie, or you're gonna hit a rough patch."
This one was pretty good considering it was an ugly subject.
Thanks for the chuckle John.
"Donald Trump sponsors beauty pageants, but let's face it, the overwhelming majority of women are ugly. They're going to vote for one of their own over a billionaire misogynist. Trump can only offer bikinis, sashes, spotlights, prizes and tips for perfect grooming."
"The Democratic Party is a better friend to ugly women," Rendell contended. "We give them welfare, which is handy if you're too ugly or nasty to hold onto a man. Obamacare covers all of the psychotropic meds ugly women need when they realize there's no frickin way Trump's gonna ask them to compete in a beauty contest."
This, from Rush Limbaugh’s top 35 Truths Of Life, no. 24:
“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of American life.”
Ed Rendell....ROFL....what a jackass he is...Al Gore’s butt buddy....ROFL...
I lived in PA when this jerk was Gov. if it hadn’t been for a driver to pick him up, he wouldn’t have known where his office was....
This ugly woman is not voting for her.
Will porky women vote for Hill?
Does this mean ugly women are stupid? I’m confused, but then again we are applying liberal logic here and that in itself is sort of an oxymoron.
Once again, John Semmens brings honesty to Democrats.
You have to have a mole at DNC headquarters. :)
As it happens, I’m overweight and this ugly, overweight (I don’t think I’m “porky”) is still not voting for her.
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