DONALD, YOU IGNORANT SLUT

Taki's Magazine ^ | August 2, 2016 | Joe Bob Briggs

[Auntie Mame]

NEW YORK—All over America IKEA futons are groaning with the restless insomnia of journalists—tossing, turning, cursing the impotence of their melatonin capsules—burdened with the future of the Republic. Long nights of torment, and then . . .

Morning resolve! Before they’ve even microwaved their second Jimmy Dean Sausage Sandwich, they know that this will be the day of reckoning. They will fire up the Kia Sedona and take the long way to work, giving them more time to think about the epic 1,500 words that will make the difference between chaos and civilization.

Yes, they tell their wives, It’s time for my “Donald Trump is a Dickwad” column.

. . .

. . . the Donald Trump voters have consistently told us why they’re voting for Trump, but it doesn’t fit any of the stereotypes and so it’s never mentioned. What’s the first thing out of a Trump voter’s mouth when he’s asked about it?

“I like him because he says what’s on his mind.”
“He’ll say anything.”
“He doesn’t sugar-coat it.”
“He says things no one else will say.”

It’s a political movement based on the First Amendment.

[Billthedrill]

Bless you for that. If God manages to keep my hands from certain throats I’ll have to call that more of a victory than I probably deserve. ;-)

[Auntie Mame]

Thanks very much. I’ve never heard of Joe Bob Briggs (John Bloom) until today. What have I been missing? Already read the Wiki article, now listening to a youtube video. What a hoot he is. Handsome man, too.

[bob_esb]

Unfortunately - it is a constant Trump / regular folk hate fest.

Because of the schedule, I had to go to they gym in the afternoon. All the TVs are set to either CNN or ESPN. Being naïve, I went to machines that could see CNN.

Apparently Clinton is not running - CNN was all time anti-Trump. Anderson Cooper was with his panel (looking so serious) but just slam after slam on Trump for 90 minutes. I was most upset about the Kahn father constantly pointing with the crawl indicated that he was so sincere and demanding that Trump show humanity.

I am actually quite worried - if you did not have the background info, you would have thought that Trump was either more dangerous than Hitler or more stupid than a Starbuck’s barista

[Albion Wilde]

Haven’t read cultural criticism this deft since early Tom Wolfe.

[Albion Wilde]

No, I’m not Joe Bob Briggs.

For a minute I thought it was Joe Dan Gorman of Intellectual Froglegs. But it surpassed even Joe Dan.

[Rockpile]

That was one fine read.

Thanks for posting.

[Cooter]

I remember the review Joe Bob Briggs wrote for The Terminator movie in the 80’s. Fantastic

[Albion Wilde]

Make America Great Again

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This ping provides two daily lists of links to Trump-related threads on FR.
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Selected Trump articles on FR, from 3:45 PM to 11:59 PM EDT, 8/2/16:
ISIS: Orlando Was 'Hate Crime' and Terror; Stop Calling Attacks 'Senseless Violence' –PJMedia
CNN asks Dr. Drew (Pinsky) if Trump is sane. –CNN
#NeverTrump Kansas GOP Lawmaker Loses Primary to Pro-Trump Challenger –GP
Ivanka Trump on The Record with Greta FULL Interview - 8/2/16 (video)
DHS just granted instant amnesty, benefits to over 8,000 refugees; that was easy –BizPac
Khizr Khan Believes Constitution ‘Must Always Be Subordinated to Sharia’ –Breitbart
Khizr Khan erases his website — but we grabbed copies! –CFP
BUSTED: NYT Caught Lying about Trump’s Draft Record to Slime Him –GotNews
Hillary Clinton 'loves' the idea of appointing Obama to Supreme Court –WashTimes
Donald, You Ignorant Slut [hilarious!] –Joe Bob Briggs
[Lyin’] Media Outlet Claims Big, Boisterous Crowd At Clinton Rally –DailyCaller
THE LATEST: TRUMP: PEOPLE WITHOUT ID WILL 'VOTE 10 TIMES' –AP
U.S. Sent Cash to Iran as Americans Were Freed [$400 million] –WSJ
Clinton has narrow lead in Pennsylvania (Clinton 45, Trump 42) –PPP
VP Candidate Pence in Tucson: 'We Are Coming Together' –AZPubMedia
Eric Trump on father's feud with fallen soldier's parents –CBS
Hillary Retweets Palin's Son-in-Law Calling for Trump Apology –NewsMax
Benghazi Father: Hillary Never Apologized for My Son’s Death –CNN
Cultural Rot and Political Correctness –Rush Limbaugh
Endorsement: Dr. Kelli Ward for US Senate –ConservHQ (R. Viguerie)
Endorsement: Paul Nehlen for Congress, WI-1 –ConservHQ (R. Viguerie)
Donald Trump twists the knife on Paul Ryan and John McCain –WashEx
John McCain: The Muslim Brotherhood’s Senator –Sundance
“Get away, Satan”: Powerful tributes at funeral of priest killed in France –Guardian
Trump memo calls for ‘urgent pivot’ from Khan controversy –TheHill
THE REAL REASON GEN. ALLEN RESIGNED –MilitaryCorruption.com
General Attacks Trump; Then Truth on His Real Identity Explodes –ConservTrib
Did Hillary Run Guns Out of Benghazi? –Rush Limbaugh
Female Genital Mutilation in US Up More than 200% Since 1990 –Breitbart
Donald Trump Threatens to Leave World Trade Organization –NewAmerican
Trump campaign asks Capitol Hill to back him in Khan controversy –Reuters
NBC Quietly Scrubs ‘Discredited’ Smear of Bill Clinton Rape Accuser –Aaron Klein
GAO Report: ATF Illegally Hoarding American Gun Owners’ Personal Info –DailyCaller
SEAL that Killed Bin Laden: 3 Elections Since Son Killed, Khans "Part of Clinton Machine" –RCP
Obama Donor/DOJ Prosecutor Spent 1529.25 Hours Investigating the IRS’ Targeting of Conservative Groups –JudicialWatch
Trump refuses to support Ryan, McCain in upcoming Republican primaries –WaPo
Why Clinton Can’t Shake Trump –VanityFair
Americans Should Care U.S. Approaching $20 Trillion Debt –CapitolConfidential
One Week From Today – Wisc Primary Aug 9th to Defeat Paul Ryan –Sundance
Beautiful! Supporter Asks Donald Trump ‘How Can We Pray for You?’ (video)
Prominent AFP Clinton Researcher Found Dead –AmerFreePress
The Latest: More Democrats resign after email hack –AP
US Election Shocker: Is This How The Vote Will Be Rigged? –SGTreport
America’s Electronic Voting Machines Are Scarily Easy Targets –Wired
Syriac Catholic Patriarch: Western Politicians, Media Mislead World on Middle East –NCRegister
Trump Coming To Des Moines On Friday –KCWItv
Donald Trump/Mike Pence Prayer Vigil –stars & stripes forever
A Decade of Evidence: The Dramatic Failure Of Globalisation –TruePublica, UK

[definitelynotaliberal]

I am SO glad I read this. Thanks for posting it.

[Heart-Rest]

Very funny! That was a uniquely creative and humorous way to pummel and pulverize the clueless mainstream media.

Thanks for posting!

[Nita Nupress]

OMG. CNN is speculating that Trump is about to “get out of the race” by quitting. LOL! Dana Bash was doing a call-in to that woman who has a frozen look of hemorrhoid pain on her face and they’re trying so very hard to make it sound as if Trump is standing on the precipice of sanity-vs-delusions, about to take the plunge.

I CANNOT wait until next Tuesday night when Paul RINORyan is sent packing. Trump’s instincts for reading people are legendary, and he’s refusing to endorse Ryan, McCain, and Alloyette (sp). There’s a REASON for that.

C’mon Wisconsin don’t let us down next week!

[kiryandil]

In the Kevin Costner movie The Postman, I always wondered why the Holnist "bad guys" did what they did to the country.

I don't wonder any more...

[ravenwolf]

Right.

[After Hours]

BRAVO! What a great article. Definitely worth printing out and reading at your leisure. I am sending it to family and friends.

Can’t say I have been a Trump supporter, but your article certainly helped firm up my vote for Trump.

I have been concerned that if Trump loses we will be screwed, and maybe if he wins we will be screwed.

If he wins, at least we will have a chance for things to be set right. With Mrs. Clinton it will be the same old, same old for sure.

BRAVO, again, excellent analysis.

[kiryandil]

With Mrs. Clinton it will be the same old, same old for sure.

Actually, not.

Clinton was not prosecuted for OBVIOUS multiple felonies.

Now that she's assured that she is light-years beyond the reach of the law, what do you suppose her attitude regarding "The Law" will be as president?

[kiryandil]

BTW - I speak as a member of the FR Gang of 1997.

Hillary is NOT the "forgive and forget" type.