Posted on 10/24/2017 3:36:13 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell
"Hello, I'm Wolfgang Blitzer, and you're in the constipation room.
"Today, I'm interviewing Senator Joe Hapless, the Republican senator from East Dakota.
"This has been a bad day, right Senator? You have a massive head wound, your wife left you, and your entire state is on fire."
"Well, Wolf, actually no, I scratched myself shaving, my wife is at Wal-mart buying towels, and the fires in my state were put out in 1987."
"Be that as it may, Senator, you heard your colleague Senator Gormless of Arizona make a stunning denunciation of the President, he said nobody could trust him, everyone should oppose him, and he was quitting politics."
"Yeah, that's because he can't get re-elected, everyone thinks he's a turd."
"Don't you mean a third term Senator?"
"No, I mean, well, like a news guy, only he's a Senator."
"But isn't he right? I mean he holds the same opinion as myself and various other globalist tools, so if the ordinary Joe disagrees, so what, they are nobodies."
"But they vote, numbnuts, and so I'm here to represent them."
"Isn't that dangerous, having representative government, that way, the illuminati cannot perform the taska assigned to them by Chairman Soros."
"Umm, actually, that's not my prime concern."
"What? You have some hidden agenda? You dare to oppose the deep state?"
"Yeah because you guys are just self-appointed autocrats like the government of China."
"Drool. Government of China."
"And we are upholding the constitution."
"Too many amendments, right from the get-go, Chairman Soros, him no like-ee. That's illuminati humor. Do I make you laugh?"
"Not so much. Is there an actual question?"
"Yes, how are you going to go on, with the massive headwound, your wife's startling decision to leave you, and all the fires raging out of control because of global warming which you fail to recognize as an important reason to build wind farms and buy shares in them."
"You're a sick man."
"But it's Hallowe'en, I go out as myself."
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