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Mexico Threatens to End Cooperation Against Violent Gangs [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 8 April 2018 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/07/2018 10:47:07 AM PDT by John Semmens

Irked at the prospect that President Trump may send US troops to guard the border against illegal immigration, the Mexican Senate unanimously passed a resolution that would end the bilateral cooperation between US and Mexican law enforcement agencies against the violent drug cartels that have run rampant along the border.

President of the Senate, Pablo Escudero Mora defended the seemingly irrational move as “totally justified given the long history of US aggression toward our country. First they seized Texas. Then they invaded Mexico and forced us to cede California, and what are now Arizona and New Mexico to them. Now, in an unwarranted effort to prevent migrants who merely seek to settle in what were once Mexican lands, Trump wants to militarize the border. We say enough is enough.”

Escudero acknowledged that “these gangs are hurting many Mexicans, but they are also helping to smuggle immigrants across the border. In addition they are bringing in cash from drugs they sell to rich Americans. This helps our economy, which is more than Trump has done for us. While we wish these cartels wouldn’t murder so many of our citizens, these gangs are the lesser evil compared to the Devil that is the United States.”

“An amusing irony of this whole situation is that policies of the previous US Administration actually augmented the armament of these gangs.” Escudero chuckled. “A lot of their weapons were supplied by US covert operatives in the hope that it would spark voter demands for more gun control regulations. So, any atrocities that are committed on Americans by these gangs will be partially self-inflicted. That’s got to bring a smile to the face of every Mexican patriot.”

In related news, the State of California has issued more than a million driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants. The licenses may be used to allow these immigrants to cast ballots in state and local elections. State Attorney General Xavier Becerra hailed the milestone, calling it “a historic step toward California’s eventual independence or reunification with Mexico. We will break free of the chains imposed by the backward regime of Donald Trump and forge a new destiny for the people of our state.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2018/04/07/mexico-threatens-to-end-cooperation-against-violent-gangs/


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: california; criminals; illegals; mexico; satire; trump; voting

1 posted on 04/07/2018 10:47:07 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
Que? 🌮🌯🏜🌵
2 posted on 04/07/2018 10:50:42 AM PDT by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: John Semmens

Say again....When was Mexico “cooperating?”

The entire operation of the Mexican government and oligarchy is a crime syndicate, IMHO.


3 posted on 04/07/2018 10:55:46 AM PDT by ptsal ( Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - M. Twain)
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To: John Semmens

What is it their business what our troops do within our own border?


4 posted on 04/07/2018 10:56:15 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: John Semmens

WE don’t owe Mexico ....... anything.

WE will defend our Country with any means necessary.

Deport ALL ILLEGALS ....NOW!


5 posted on 04/07/2018 11:51:43 AM PDT by EnglishOnly (Fight all out to win OR get out now. .)
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To: John Semmens

The irony is that even if we were to give those 4 states back to Mexico, illegals would still stream North due to these corrupt Spanish politicians. Yes, they are Spanish, not indigenous Mexicans, The gall of them calling us racists while they treat their natives like crap is stunning.


6 posted on 04/07/2018 12:09:52 PM PDT by Amberdawn (If Leftists Didn't Live By Double Standards, They'd Have No Standards At All.)
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To: John Semmens

They didn’t seem to have their heart in it. Maybe we are better off without their cooperation.


7 posted on 04/07/2018 12:10:52 PM PDT by wmileo
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To: wmileo

Of course the Mexicans took the land from Spain. When will Espana - the original conquistadors - reconquista Mehico ?


8 posted on 04/07/2018 12:30:18 PM PDT by kaktuskid
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To: kaktuskid

Bush and Obongo both troops on the border no Mexican threats then.


9 posted on 04/07/2018 12:33:48 PM PDT by gibsonguy
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To: John Semmens

Mexican Senate = Drug Cartel ???


10 posted on 04/07/2018 1:04:23 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: John Semmens

They should post signs in spanish saying anyone illegally crossing border will be subject to a sterilization emitting device that will make woman to never bear children and mens testicles will shrink.

No more cojones for you senor.


11 posted on 04/07/2018 1:04:36 PM PDT by Daniel Ramsey (Thank YOU President Trump, finally we can do what America does best, to be the best)
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To: Daniel Ramsey

I think the sterilization threat would be too quickly disproved. However the shrinking testicles threat taps into phobias that may provide a greater deterrent.


12 posted on 04/07/2018 4:01:31 PM PDT by John Semmens
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