Posted on 06/05/2018 4:31:12 PM PDT by davikkm
In a related story, the Miss America Pageant will not be broadcast this year due to a total lack of viewers and sponsors. Joke aside, after turning America’s campuses into leftist indoctrination centers and Hollywood into a hard-core propaganda machine for cultural marxism, now it’s Miss America pageant’s turn to get slapped over the head and benefit from a reeducation session, courtesy of our unhinged leftists who want to control every aspect of our lives, rewrite history as they see fit and dictate the moral imperative of the day with impunity. Yes, I am triggered, and that’s because my favorite philosophy show, Miss America Swim Suit Edition respectively, is no more. If you think this is a matter of small concern, think again: as the great philosopher Yamamoto Tsunetomo used to say back in the day, matters of small concern should be treated seriously.
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They are going to replace the swimsuit competition with an interactive talk session with the judges.
Yeah, buddy. Should be a ratings wowser!
Mrs. Chaos says there goes the audience.
Men watch for the bathing suit competition.
Women watch for evening gown competition.
Who’s left.
buzz killer
The new Culturally Marxist Miss America Pageant (Wendy’s Commercial):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWAKtYGJZSM
I object. If women at Ivy League schools are defending their senior theses in their underwear...
there is no valid reason to abolish the Miss America swimsuit competition. Do it for the sisterhood. You owe us. We embraced your right to vote in 1920 and you promptly gave us 13 years of Prohibition.
Fight the stealth misogyny of the NeoVictorian Leftists. How many of our sacred institutions will we sacrifice? If the NRA can stand up to David Hogg, then ladies it falls to you to link arms and march toward the sound of the guns. Preferably in something from Venus swimwear.
Fingers crossed that Hooters keeps the dream alive...
We can now guarantee that the new Miss World and Miss Universe won’t be from the US.
No more swimsuit means, Miss Islamic Michigan can enter.
Be prepared for er,um,ah, weight challenged contestants.
Get ready for most the contestants looking like Mayim Bialik from the Big Bang Comedy series. Wholesome, and with a real nice personality.
What if their talent is wearing a swimsuit?
Oh...wait....
Why Can’t Americans find the US on a World Map? - YouTube
Wasn’t there one year back in the 90s when the women were barefoot? I’m sure I recall this - they looked like helpless little girls padding around in their tootsies. High heels are female armament, and they all looked disarmed.
(No biggie for me - the last time I enjoyed a ‘beauty pageant’ was watching ‘Miss Congeniality’.)
Something from the past:
Miss America pageant is gone in 3 years
A fat old man talking dirty to her and made her rich!
Good one! And true too.
I haven't watched these things since I was a kid,...
I probably watched into my 30s... which was 30+ years ago.
If the contestants are no longer being judged “on their looks,” I wonder if the judges panel will be filled with Stevie Wonder-types. Now that we know eyeballs aren’t needed, anything less would be discrimination.
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