Posted on 06/16/2018 9:56:25 AM PDT by PROCON
Gun control advocates can now boast of a new group of allies joining their dubious coalition: witches.
It kind of makes sense.
We all know that gun control is based mainly on magical thinking.
Its advocates, after all, ask us to believe we’re just a few more “commonsense safety measures” away from a world in which evil people who are otherwise determined to kill others refrain from doing so for fear they might violate a gun control law somewhere along the way.
A related premise is that gun control advocates hold the keys to ending violent behavior once and for all, if only the NRA would release its stranglehold on elected officials and taxpayers would pony up the money for “studies” to substantiate their agenda.
According to website wildhunt.org – which features “modern pagan news & commentary” – “documentary filmmaker” Patrick J. Foust has captured a “spellbinding on Donald Trump and the NRA” led by self-described witch David Salisbury.
Foust said he was inspired to make the film, which he’s dubbed The Binding, after seeing news footage of witches conducting a similar ritual on President Trump shortly after his inauguration.
The Binding’s titular event features Salisbury and seven other witches surrounding a table festooned with, among other things, a cauldron sitting atop a pentacle, as well as “a five-dollar bill painted red — to symbolize blood — and a piece of paper with the huge block letters ‘NRA.’” Salisbury stridently hurls curses at those he characterizes as “merchants of mayhem, profiteers of pain, dealers of death,” who “fatten on the blood of innocents and feast like demons on their corpses!” He continues, “May your thoughts and prayers turn to poison in your mouths.”
Foust hopes to promote his 14-minute film on the festival circuit and then make it available on the Internet. He describes himself as a “hardcore liberal Democrat” who “felt like the whole world came crashing down around us” on November 9, 2016.
That is SO true, which is why women should never have gotten the right to vote. Unicorns, princesses, rainbows.
Somehow, I doubt that any of them weigh the same as a duck.
Yeah, but I didn’t want anything quite so nice for being a cultural icon.
Exodus 22:18 Authorized (King James) Version (AKJV)
18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
A. Brothel sprouts!
It’s ironic witches would prefer government power over individual rights, given their past tendency to be burned at the stake by agents of The State.
I’ve been ignoring your post.
Why?
Because that was pretty good and made me laugh. Plus,
I like Brussels sprouts.
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