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Dem Says Corps Must Pressure Amnesty Opponents [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 24 January 2021 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/26/2021 10:07:35 AM PST by John Semmens

Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ) is calling for "our friends in the corporate community to make it clear that members of Congress who do not support amnesty for the tens of millions of undocumented immigrants in the country will not receive campaign donations, consulting fees, shares of stock, or cushy corporate jobs after retiring from politics."

"What they all need to understand is that this is a win-win situation for them and us," Menendez said. "We get more Democrat voters to help us maintain ownership of the government. They get an increased supply of cheap labor that will improve their profits and enable them to enjoy the same kind of favorable terms with their workforce that Chinese companies currently enjoy."

The Senator cautioned against "allowing opponents to define the intent as 'amnesty.' Polls show a majority of Americans dislike the idea of amnesty, especially given the huge number of citizens who are unemployed due to the COVID pandemic. Republicans will try to push the idea that unemployed Americans should be given preference in hiring, but this will only drive up labor costs for your businesses. Make the case for global equity—that the foreigners we allow into this country are poorer than the American workers they displace and that it is fairer for Americans to adjust their incomes and lifestyles down to a level more on a par with the rest of the world. This is the wider scope of the unity that President Biden and the Democratic Party is trying to achieve."

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: china; illegals; jobs; newjersey; robertmenendez; satire

1 posted on 01/26/2021 10:07:35 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

” Menendez said. ‘We get more Democrat voters to help us maintain ownership of the government.’”

Slave nation government.


2 posted on 01/26/2021 10:26:57 AM PST by BuffaloJack (Neither safety nor security exists in nature. Everything is dangerous and has risk.)
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To: John Semmens
OMG! Got me.

It was so believable that I didn't question it until I got to the money quote - the truth!

"What they all need to understand is that this is a win-win situation for them and us," Menendez said. "We get more Democrat voters to help us maintain ownership of the government. They get an increased supply of cheap labor that will improve their profits and enable them to enjoy the same kind of favorable terms with their workforce that Chinese companies currently enjoy."

3 posted on 01/26/2021 10:31:00 AM PST by Aevery_Freeman (Traitor Jo(k)e thinks he is loved by the people. LOL!)
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To: Aevery_Freeman

What a strange comment; he is admitting that they’ll have the same sh!tty standard of living as ChiCom serfs.


4 posted on 01/31/2021 2:53:11 PM PST by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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