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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
FR | 10/28/2005 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton

Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
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To: Millee
Your Monster Profile
Merciless Dictator

You Feast On: Fried Chicken

You Lurk Around In: The Empire State Building

You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers
What's Your Monster Name?

141 posted on 10/28/2005 8:49:31 AM PDT by PaulaB (Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
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To: Millee
Clowns always scared me...

142 posted on 10/28/2005 8:50:38 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: EX52D

Now I thought I told you not to go shaking your enormous ta-tas in the boys face. Poor fella, you really let him have it! ;o)


143 posted on 10/28/2005 8:51:27 AM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: PaulaB
Your Monster Profile
Basilisk Beheader

You Feast On: M&Ms

You Lurk Around In: Wal-mart

You Especially Like to Torment: Priests
What's Your Monster Name?

144 posted on 10/28/2005 8:52:40 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: Rightly Biased

Loved that game.


145 posted on 10/28/2005 8:53:18 AM PDT by Steelerfan
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Your Monster Profile
Twisted Nightmare

You Feast On: Pickles

You Lurk Around In: Public Restrooms

You Especially Like to Torment: Hipsters
What's Your Monster Name?

146 posted on 10/28/2005 8:53:59 AM PDT by P-Chan Penny (Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
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To: Steelerfan

Lizards on Rampage


LOL


147 posted on 10/28/2005 8:54:21 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

[b]Your Monster Profile[/b]

[img]http://images.blogthings.com/monsternamegenerator/monster17.jpg[/img]

Ultima Strangler

You Feast On: Starbucks

You Lurk Around In: Sewers

You Especially Like to Torment: Hipsters

[b]What's Your Monster Name?[/b]

[url]http://www.blogthings.com/monsternamegenerator/[/url]


This is a bit freaky.

I do feast on Starbucks. I hate hippies (not sure what hipsters are). The sewer thing came from nowhere though.


148 posted on 10/28/2005 8:55:27 AM PDT by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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To: hattend

Nope, computer the OFST list is on is blocked off by fire fighters now.


149 posted on 10/28/2005 8:55:43 AM PDT by BJClinton (Caliphate? Let’s Motivate!)
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To: dorathexplorer

CRAP! Since it's Halloween time, I will try to supress my "clown feelings"...they are soooo not funny.


150 posted on 10/28/2005 8:55:51 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: BJClinton
Your Monster Profile
Cursed Goblin

You Feast On: Fried Twinkies (ew)

You Lurk Around In: The Ocean (I love the ocean)

You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars (ha ha)
What's Your Monster Name?

151 posted on 10/28/2005 8:56:37 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: BJClinton

152 posted on 10/28/2005 8:57:19 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: Rightly Biased


Think they like "Star Wars"?
153 posted on 10/28/2005 8:57:41 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: Millee

LOL...I sure "let him have it" didn't I? How many times do you think his nose has been broken...what a freak!


154 posted on 10/28/2005 8:57:41 AM PDT by EX52D
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To: dorathexplorer
Aaaahhhhh! (Conversation @ Millee's house tonight)

Mr Millee: "So what you're saying is, we have to sleep with all the lights on, because Dora the Explorer showed you a picture of a clown today, right??"

(Millee quivering under covers, shaking head yes)

(Mr. Millee picking up phone for nearest detox center..)
155 posted on 10/28/2005 8:58:27 AM PDT by Millee (As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
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To: EX52D
This movie really gave me the heeby jeebies and I actually couldn't sleep....

156 posted on 10/28/2005 8:58:50 AM PDT by dorathexplorer (Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Why is our picture the same?
Your Monster Profile
War Dictator

You Feast On: Tofu

You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men

You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans
What's Your Monster Name?

157 posted on 10/28/2005 8:58:53 AM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Your Monster Profile
Wild Nightmare

You Feast On: Lasanga

You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars

You Especially Like to Torment: Gay boys Who Wear Make-up
What's Your Monster Name?

158 posted on 10/28/2005 8:58:57 AM PDT by hattend (Rum and Coke, please!)
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To: dorathexplorer

Poor kids.... I guess the dog is Chewbacca?


159 posted on 10/28/2005 8:59:48 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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To: dorathexplorer

thats not a dog


crap..........


160 posted on 10/28/2005 9:00:18 AM PDT by Rightly Biased (<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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