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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
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| 10/28/2005
| TheUsualSuspects
Posted on 10/28/2005 7:10:26 AM PDT by BJClinton
Funny thing happened on the way to the office...okay, not really funny, but upon entering my office I was smacked in the face with the overwhelming smell of propane (insert Hank Hill joke). Our office shares the same building with a restaraunt (source of the propane leak) and a veteranarian's office, so I've spent the last few hours evacuating cats, dogs and some kinda lizard from the vet and trying to convince English-challenged kitchen staff to evacuate. But that's over, I'm back at home and it's time for a beer. Oh, and the OFST ping list is on a 'puter surrounded by explosive gas so if y'all could ping some of the usual suspects...
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: cantpostatwork; cjwolfreadingatwork; gasleak; imissyouthag; inbykeyword; ofst; rwosrocks; tgif
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To: Millee
Your Monster Profile |
Merciless Dictator
You Feast On: Fried Chicken
You Lurk Around In: The Empire State Building
You Especially Like to Torment: Hairdressers |
141
posted on
10/28/2005 8:49:31 AM PDT
by
PaulaB
(Republican Women Of Substance...ROCK!!!!!!)
To: Millee
Clowns always scared me...
142
posted on
10/28/2005 8:50:38 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: EX52D
Now I thought I told you not to go shaking your enormous ta-tas in the boys face. Poor fella, you really let him have it! ;o)
143
posted on
10/28/2005 8:51:27 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: PaulaB
Your Monster Profile |
Basilisk Beheader
You Feast On: M&Ms
You Lurk Around In: Wal-mart
You Especially Like to Torment: Priests |
144
posted on
10/28/2005 8:52:40 AM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Rightly Biased
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Your Monster Profile |
Twisted Nightmare
You Feast On: Pickles
You Lurk Around In: Public Restrooms
You Especially Like to Torment: Hipsters |
146
posted on
10/28/2005 8:53:59 AM PDT
by
P-Chan Penny
(Eat a toad for breakfast.... it's the worst thing that will happen to you all day!)
To: Steelerfan
147
posted on
10/28/2005 8:54:21 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
148
posted on
10/28/2005 8:55:27 AM PDT
by
exile
(Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
To: hattend
Nope, computer the OFST list is on is blocked off by fire fighters now.
149
posted on
10/28/2005 8:55:43 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(Caliphate? Let’s Motivate!)
To: dorathexplorer
CRAP! Since it's Halloween time, I will try to supress my "clown feelings"...they are soooo not funny.
150
posted on
10/28/2005 8:55:51 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: BJClinton
Your Monster Profile |
Cursed Goblin
You Feast On: Fried Twinkies (ew)
You Lurk Around In: The Ocean (I love the ocean)
You Especially Like to Torment: Pop Stars (ha ha) |
151
posted on
10/28/2005 8:56:37 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: BJClinton
152
posted on
10/28/2005 8:57:19 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: Rightly Biased
Think they like "Star Wars"?
153
posted on
10/28/2005 8:57:41 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: Millee
LOL...I sure "let him have it" didn't I? How many times do you think his nose has been broken...what a freak!
154
posted on
10/28/2005 8:57:41 AM PDT
by
EX52D
To: dorathexplorer
Aaaahhhhh! (Conversation @ Millee's house tonight)
Mr Millee: "So what you're saying is, we have to sleep with all the lights on, because Dora the Explorer showed you a picture of a clown today, right??"
(Millee quivering under covers, shaking head yes)
(Mr. Millee picking up phone for nearest detox center..)
155
posted on
10/28/2005 8:58:27 AM PDT
by
Millee
(As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!!)
To: EX52D
This movie really gave me the heeby jeebies and I actually couldn't sleep....
156
posted on
10/28/2005 8:58:50 AM PDT
by
dorathexplorer
(Think you're perfect? Have children, they will show you your faults - by immitating them.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Why is our picture the same?
Your Monster Profile |
War Dictator
You Feast On: Tofu
You Lurk Around In: The Hearts of Men
You Especially Like to Torment: Vegans |
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Your Monster Profile |
Wild Nightmare
You Feast On: Lasanga
You Lurk Around In: The Backseats of Cars
You Especially Like to Torment: Gay boys Who Wear Make-up |
158
posted on
10/28/2005 8:58:57 AM PDT
by
hattend
(Rum and Coke, please!)
To: dorathexplorer
Poor kids.... I guess the dog is Chewbacca?
159
posted on
10/28/2005 8:59:48 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: dorathexplorer
thats not a dog
crap..........
160
posted on
10/28/2005 9:00:18 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
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