Posted on 08/15/2006 1:02:20 PM PDT by G8 Diplomat
Bored and need a laugh? Post any dumb comments you've made or heard here on this thread.
I'll start...
1. "Tuna smells like dead fish" --Me
2. "Yeah, I'll go to a sleepover, as long as it's at night" --my sister, several years ago
3. Anything a liberal has ever said
4. "Oh, you need equations to do this math problem?!" --someone in my sophomore algebra 2 class, two years ago
5. "Is an imaginary number one like 'eleventy one'?" --someone else in my Algebra 2 class
6. "If AM is amplitude modulation and FM is frequency modulation, what does XM stand for?" --someone in my physics class last year, and they were not joking when they asked this!
7. Me: "We could at least go to somewhere on a different continent for vacation"
My sister: "Yeah! We could go to Canada!"
8. "Whoa...Belgium's not in the Balkans?!" --someone in my history class
9. "Are the Faroes Islands in Egypt?" --my sister
10. "That sign says 'No Running, No Jumping, No Diving'. So what are we supposed to do at this pool? Swim?!" --some kid at the pool last year in Hawaii
Once I saw a T-shirt that said "Math illiteracy affects 7 out of every 5 people"
Haha! Good one!
Mrs_Victor: "You're always disagreeing with me."
Me: "I am not."
My daughter called them EAR PICKS.
But I haven't madce any comments on this thread.
Whoops. I just did.
When I was a yute in church and learned about the practice of burning incense, I made the comment, "Why are they lighting bugs on fire in church?" When no one knew what I was talking about, I continued, "they said they are burning insects!"
I introduced my young son to a man at a reception - 'This is the Dad of Annie's Dad' (Annie is a friend of my son) The man said 'Yes, I'm Annie's Grandpa'
After hearing him put it so simple, I felt stupid!
That's actually clever.
"I'd know he was a boy even without any clothes."
LOL! Good one!
Didn't John Kerry provide us with some hoots such as, "I voted for it before I voted against it."
In answer to my son's asking me, "What did you say?"
...
"Oh, nothing. I was just talking."
A couple of years ago my ex and I were living in a house near a large forest fire and we were on thirty minute notice for evacuation. We were brainstorming about what to take with us . He said "You need to gather up all your good jewelry" I looked down at all my good jewelry, my one wedding ring and just said "Check"
My nephew worked at Yosemite for a couple of years. The Japanese seemed to ask him the most interesting questions:
"What time do they turn off the waterfalls?"
"Whose dogs were out [in the meadow] barking all night?"
"Where do they keep the bears?"
"Family values don't stop at the border."
or
"Islam is the religion of peace."
Sorry Bushbots, but I don't care who you are, that's funny!
My history teacher: "What year did the Panic of 1893 occur in?"
DOH!!!!
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