I hope you weren't depending on this post to "get any" tonight...
Posted on 08/17/2006 8:47:11 PM PDT by Godd
Ever noticed lately, how women in general have it so easy? Alway's have to be first at everything, if you go to a marketplace or mall, they have to park the closest, so they don't have to walk so far! Ever notice how upset they get when someone tells them, 'Women' are so spoiled these days? They all have to have a brand new car! Ever notice how women have to the man do their dirty work? Like anything at all that takes any effort. Ever notice how women outlive men these day's? In the 1800's, it used to be the opposite, as women really had to work. These are just a few of the things I've noticed. It makes me sick. No wonder everyone looks down on America, they're all so spoiled. Who has all the power? Women! It's a woman's world guys, don't fool yourself! If you don't empty the garbage, or clean up the dog mess, you're not gettin' any tonight! I rest my case! Disgusted!
I hope you weren't depending on this post to "get any" tonight...
My husband has some medicine for that "abused by the wife" feeling - it's called "going to the gun range"...
A couple of hours of quality time between him, that man-shaped target thingy and Mr. Glock 21, and he's feeling downright macho and in-control again!
Let's see.
Empty the garbage. Check.
Clean up the dog mess. We don't have a dog.
So I guess this means......I'd better get to bed before Mrs. Southside falls asleep!
Goodnight all!
You remember - I took your photo...
Bite me!
I must have misplaced that "Women rule the world now memo" someplace.
Okay. I am a woman, and that post is just doesn't make sense. Are you in junior high?
Woohooo...I smell a Zot!
Is that you Ed Rendell?
Ever noticed that it's just troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll after troll....
Is that you slick willy? Are you really Billy Clinton?
Hillary giving you a tough time tonight, Billy Boy?
Hmmmmmmmm I bet you really wish you were a woman now don't you? For your info, I clean out the garbage cans if theres nowbody else to do, I will clean up after the dogs. I do the wash, I cook , I do work from home because I am able to. I raised my married son & daughter and I have 3 sons at home and a 6 yr old daughter. I also garden and I dont think I am spoiled. I think I am a very lucky person to have all that I have. I think you on the other hand are a whiner. I hate malls and if I have to walk a bit thats fine too. Good thing you arent my husband as I wouldnt put up with you for a second. If you have a wife I feel for her.
IATZ ping
Have you ever noticed....
Dear Godd, what next?!?
Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary
doofus
One entry found for doofus.
Main Entry: doo·fus
Pronunciation: 'dü-f&s, -fis
Function: noun
Inflected Form(s): plural doo·fus·es /-f&-siz/
Etymology: perhaps alteration of 1goof
slang : a stupid, incompetent, or foolish person
there is this morning.........
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