Rumor: SETI has (supposably) found a signal emanating from the center of the universe

SETI ^ | 16 Oct 2006

[aft_lizard]

An official announcement is expected tommorow.

http://www.spaceref.com/calendar/calendar.html?pid=4200

http://www.seti.org/site/pp.asp?c=ktJ2J9MMIsE&b=178899

[Constitution Day]

O the hugh manatee!

[Phsstpok]

The only good thing about that Star Trek movie, Star Trek V (directed by William Shatner himself) was that when they got to that planet which was supposed to have the real God on it, the creature they found there said he needed their space ship. Kirk holds up a finger and says "Excuse me. What does God need with a spaceship?" The creature starts throwing bolts of lightening at him. Very satisfying.

There actually is a re-edit of that movie floating around the web where they cut it down to the length of one of the TV shows, structured it like the original show with 4 acts, replaced the music and sound effects with old show material and dropped the entire sub-plot about Spock's brother, the laughing Vulcan. It was pretty good.

[CougarGA7]

[JRios1968]

An alternate deciphering:

M-Y-B-E-E-B-E-R-I-S-S-T-U-N-E-D

[Phsstpok]

This is my favorite version of the origin of "Kilroy Was Here!"

[Constitution Day]

LOL

[FourtySeven]

There actually is a re-edit of that movie floating around the web where they cut it down to the length of one of the TV shows, structured it like the original show with 4 acts, replaced the music and sound effects with old show material and dropped the entire sub-plot about Spock's brother, the laughing Vulcan. It was pretty good.

Doubt it could be any worse. The emotional Vulcan was the worst part of that movie.

[tumblindice]

"Allow me to be the first to say, I for one welcome our new alien overlords."
Kent Brockman

[JRios1968]

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[aft_lizard]

I stick with the word supposably as it is considered proper english under certain pretenses.

http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/supposably.html

“Supposedly” is the standard form. “Supposably” can be used only when the meaning is “capable of being supposed,” and then only in the U.S. You won’t get into trouble if you stick with “supposedly."



Anyways I miss understood my friend earlier today, he told me IF it was true then SETI would have it verified.

[Mike Darancette]

Not to worry, it's just Rove getting his marching orders from the galactic leadership.

[Little Ray]

This is really bad. Azathoth is there, "encircled by his flopping horde of mindless and amorphous dancers, and lulled by the thin monotonous piping of a demoniac flute held in nameless paws."

[Phsstpok]

Karl did promise that he had an October surprise.

This would be a doozy (depending on the message). 

[djf]

How many light years away? Did they hear ABBA yet? When are they coming to disintegrate us?

[djf]

LOL! Same idea, but you beat me to it!

[sean327]

"Someone please define "center of the Universe." Where, exactly, is that?"

That would be anywhere I am at any given time!!

[mthom]

Thats got to be a Lovecraft reference but from what story?

[SunkenCiv]

The universe has a chewy caramel center.

[highlander_UW]

"it takes a universe"