Posted on 12/02/2006 12:12:04 PM PST by ElkGroveDan
So I got home from cutting down a Chrsitmas tree this morning with my entire tribe of Elk Grovians. As we piled out of our gas guzzling Excursion, there was my neighbor (whom I'll call ElkGrove Mike) across the street examining his son's old Ford Ranger Truck.
What a mess!
Here's the picture I took after he began to clean it up. So for a bit of Saturday entertainment I'll take guesses as to what happened to the truck last night.
I'll post the answer in the form of earlier photos after we see about a dozen or so guesses. Let's have some fun with this, Freepers!
1. Drove into a truck transporting a long pole sticking out the back?
2. A leftie, enraged at your neighbor's "IH8LBRLS" license plate, threw his skateboard thru the windshield, followed by what appears to be one of his black and white Ugg boots?
ROTFLMAO! Holy Crap!
You're kidding right? The kid was going about 50 or 60 and the goose flew straight into the window.
look at that! someone used a stuffed animal to smash his windshield!
my brother had a pelican smash into the windshield of his BMW motorcycle years ago... the martial arts type, he actually grabbed it and the top of the windshield...so he claimed but I think he was telling the truth.
Next time I look at a photo on FR that I can't figure out, I've got to remember to tilt my head right ...
From the scorch marks on the fender, it looks like his heat shield slipped out of place upon reentry.
The goose flew right into the window--something you don't see everyday.
Let us know know if it tastes like chicken.
Elk Grovians travel in herds.
I bet he tried melting ice on the windshield by pouring hot water on it, and the windshield shattered.
Whoops -- didn't see answer.
Weird!
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Gun!!!
31 years ago I witnessed an angus cow strike by a twin engined Cessna aircraft (6 of the 7 witnesses are still alive). After being stuck by the right prop, the cow tumbled under the plane with the right main landing gear just missing her.
Damage to cow: cut tendon on left rear leg (his family ate hamburger for quite a while).
Damage to Cessna 310: bent right prop and spinner.
The pilot felt bad about it, saying she was one of his best cows. He was also embarrassed about the damage to the plane. It could have been a lot worse though.
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