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Man widowed after his goat 'wife' chokes to death
thisislondon.co.uk ^ | 05-04-2007 | staff writer

Posted on 05/04/2007 7:34:50 AM PDT by bedolido

A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag.

Charles Tombe shot to fame last year when he tied the knot with Rose.

A court ordered him to marry the beast "to save her honour" after he was caught making amorous advances toward the mother-of-one in the middle of the night.

Mr Tombe and Rose are believed to have lived happily ever after until her life was cruelly cut short.


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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: chokes; death; duplicate; goat; man; thirdposting; widowed; wife; yesterday
this is Baaaaaaaaaaddd!!!
1 posted on 05/04/2007 7:34:55 AM PDT by bedolido
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To: bedolido

one way to get out of the marriage.


2 posted on 05/04/2007 7:39:54 AM PDT by marsapan
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To: bedolido

Maybe he can sue the manufacturer of the bag and use the money to buy a whole herd of “wives”.


3 posted on 05/04/2007 7:54:10 AM PDT by ChocChipCookie (Homeschool like your kids' lives depend on it.)
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To: bedolido

A Sudanese man who married a goat was in mourning today after his wife died when she swallowed a plastic bag.

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In other news in Sudanese:
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don’t know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she’ll die.


4 posted on 05/04/2007 7:59:41 AM PDT by Esther Ruth
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5 posted on 05/04/2007 8:02:07 AM PDT by Maceman (Scratch a progressive, find a misanthrope.)
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To: bedolido
Happier times.
6 posted on 05/04/2007 8:06:56 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (You "abort" bad missile launches and carrier landings. Not babies.)
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To: bedolido

After the wedding, did they tie tin cans to the back of the car, or was that just the appetizer for the wife’s guests at the buffet?


7 posted on 05/04/2007 8:10:21 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh
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To: bedolido

Yeah, like we’re supposed to believe that it was a plastic bag.


8 posted on 05/04/2007 8:18:05 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (I last updated my profile on Thursday, May 3, 2007. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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Maybe the happy couple was into the kinky stuff... simulated asphyxiation.
9 posted on 05/04/2007 8:37:12 AM PDT by KingRonnie9
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