Is 20 pound for the weight like 30 pounds if a guy lifts?

Jul 18 2007 | Vanity

[charming_harmonica]

No gym for home, work out floor with 30, but is it for 20 like 30 lb when you no lift it to be for men, for 30 lbs instead? or half is 10 for 20 pounds?

[agent_delta]

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[Sue Perkick]

So did you kick old green teeth right in the knee?

[Brainhose]

That's a pippin!
Q: Do you know what a pippin is?
A: A pippin is an apple with the skin on the inside.
Q: Have you ever seen an apple with the skin on the inside?
A: Yes, in home made apple pie.

All due apologies to the 3 Stooges :)

FOR DUTY AND HUMANITY!!

[charming_harmonica]

Congratulations, you've been had.

Thanks for the humorous thread, though, I needed that.

[Petronski]

WE’VE been had?

Please.

[Smokin' Joe]

Um, that’s the age of the bus driver. Not relevant.

[Smokin' Joe]

Gee, that is profound...

Okay, I couldn't type that with a straight face. LOL! Beeyootiful!

[infidel29]

Congratulations, you've been had.

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You should take this on the road, you are fu-nny.

[Professional Engineer]

Excuse me, I speak jive.

[DaGman]

"Have you ever heard of a 5-4-6 double play?"

In other words, the short stop covers first base?

[Sue Perkick]

[woofie]

had what?

[potlatch]

Lol, I posted the worst post of my Freeping on this thread!!

[dixiechick2000]

ROTFLOLOL!

I thought your account had been hijacked.

Don’t ever do this to me again!
You’re almost a n00b after all. ;o)

[krunkygirl]

Brilliant.

I know you are just fine (thank you), and your humor, which is so engaging, is in excellent form.... *laughing*

kg/n

[ThomasThomas]

So your saying your cat can’t type?

[Clam Digger]

You’re almost a n00b after all

Hey, I'm a noob, but you love me, right?

[dixiechick2000]

LOL!

You betcha...............noob! ;o)

I hope Mr/Ms Harmonica knows I was teasing.

[MarkL]

Who’s on first?

Mark

[Billthedrill]

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George W. Bush: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[sionnsar]

What's this all about? Zotland the Craven

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[Tax-chick]

Oh, never mind. Here we are!

[sionnsar]

Say hello to charming_harmonica, our trollhost of the month!

[darkangel82]

Is this the new undead?

[sionnsar]

LOL, not a Harry Potter thread...

[NeoCaveman]

Top 500

[sionnsar]

It is, unless it’s 20 for the 30 pounds...

[DJ MacWoW]

Trollhost? They still post. lol

[Tax-chick]

Just a thought!

[sionnsar]

Trollhost? They still post. lol

Right. Sorry. I'd flagged this thread and forgot our host(ess?) is still with us.

My apologies to you, charming_harmonica!

[DJ MacWoW]

Does that mean it’s their thread and WE can be trolls for a change? ;)

[sionnsar]

I'm sure if you'd like to be paved as a troll we could find a way to oblige -- but I'd hope it's not a case similar to this guy's...

[DJ MacWoW]

Well..............maybe not. It’s just that I’ve never gotten to be a troll. Too honest I guess.

[deport]

Did anyone page that O’Reilly fellar.......

[Tax-chick]

I’ll be back tomorrow with some penguins and other required equipment.

[sionnsar]

Hmmm.... well, anyway, good night all.

[DJ MacWoW]

Penguins..............OKAY. Since it will be in the 90’s I could use some cool looking “birds”. I certainly won’t be in the rose garden for long. *sigh*

[DJ MacWoW]

Night. Have a peaceful one.

[Tax-chick]

Tomorrow. It will be in the 90’s, at least, here, too. Penguins will make everyone feel better.

[Tribune7]

You had your eye on this one for almost two weeks :-)

[NonLinear]

I'm getting something of this order:

[rottndog]

This place is eerily familiar....

[rottndog]

I’ll be back tomorrow with some penguins and other required equipment.

Why put off to tomorrow....

What Penguins can do today?

[Dead Corpse]

[BJClinton]

U have 20 LBS, u lift 30 LBS, but if ur not GUY, u want HALF, with no home plate, so u get 10. but, BUT, u want no GUY since ur lifting, so its 30 LBSS or 10?

Are you Babelfish?

[Dead Corpse]

It is now...

BWAHAHAHAHAHaahahahahaaaa...........

[BJClinton]

Okay, I ran it through a few languages in Babelfish and here's what I got:

Did U however thus receive however 20 books, U jacks 30 books, if ur the INDIVIDUAL, of U do not wish with HALF, without principal plate, U 10, thus do not wish HOWEVER, U of INDIVIDUAL since ur to raise, his 30 LBSS or 10?

I believe that settles that.

[KoRn]

"I took taken 20 pounds, but for guy 30 LBS, so if u start from HOME (Machine) u want HALF , so 10, but if I work out FIRST, do get I 30 LBS or 20 ?"

AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGHH!!! MY BRAIN MY BRAIN11111

I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!

[KoRn]

ROFLMAO!!!

[NicknamedBob]

"It’s just that I’ve never gotten to be a troll. Too honest I guess."

Yah, no wonder your kids turned out the way they did.

Whoever led you to believe that honesty was a good policy?