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Chinese crew used beer bottles to fight off pirates
timesonline ^ | December 19, 2008

Posted on 12/19/2008 6:41:42 AM PST by JoeProBono

The crew of a Chinese ship attacked by pirates off the coast of Somalia have described how they used beer bottles and water cannon to fend off their attackers before they were rescued.

(Excerpt) Read more at timesonline.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beer; china; pirates
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A Chinese sailor lines up his ammunition - beer bottles - to defend against the pirates

1 posted on 12/19/2008 6:41:42 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer!
Take one down, and pass it around
98 bottles of beer on the wall!

98 bottles of beer on the wall
98 bottles of beer!
Take one down, and pass it around
97 bottles of beer on the wall!...


2 posted on 12/19/2008 6:44:23 AM PST by Constitution Day (Big Brotha Is Watching You)
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To: JoeProBono

Good for them to put up a fight. Some would just surrender. Glad China is sending some ships to fight the pirates. Hope they are not as kind as the Indians and take no prisoners.

Wonder if the Indians decided to sink the 23 pirates they captured the other day. Feed them to the fish.


3 posted on 12/19/2008 6:46:15 AM PST by rineaux
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To: JoeProBono

Looks like they drank the beer before using the bottles as weapons.

Works for me.


4 posted on 12/19/2008 6:46:38 AM PST by No Truce With Kings (The opinions expressed are mine! Mine! MINE! All Mine!)
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To: No Truce With Kings
"they drank the beer before using..."

Then peed in the bottles to give them some weight.

5 posted on 12/19/2008 6:49:11 AM PST by Deaf Smith
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To: No Truce With Kings

No more guns for me, just beer from now on!


6 posted on 12/19/2008 6:49:22 AM PST by Hang'emAll
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To: Deaf Smith

I think the lead content in the bottles would have provided enough mass for the bottles to acquire good momentum... no pee required.


7 posted on 12/19/2008 6:50:27 AM PST by MyTwoCopperCoins
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To: Toddsterpatriot

This explains why there never has been a pirate attack on Lake Michigan. The sailboat on which I crewed was always armed to the gunwhales.


8 posted on 12/19/2008 6:53:21 AM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: JoeProBono
Priceess!


9 posted on 12/19/2008 6:54:09 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Hang'emAll; Daffynition

10 posted on 12/19/2008 6:54:49 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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To: No Truce With Kings

Look for a Jackie Chan movie out of this.

The drunken Kung Fu beer master.


11 posted on 12/19/2008 6:55:20 AM PST by AmericanVictory
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To: JoeProBono

They look a lot like Molotov cocktails to me........it’s a good thing.


12 posted on 12/19/2008 6:56:45 AM PST by Roccus (Someday it'll all make sense.............maybe.)
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I think that the only countries that should be over there trying to stop the pirates should be those that publically embrace torture. Can you imagine Somali pirates in some boat that can barely float seeing some battleship USS Waterboarder bearing down on them, with “Hope you can swim” painted on their anti-pirate missiles. Then if we could chum the water to attrack Tiger sharks to the area, we’d be all set.


13 posted on 12/19/2008 6:56:45 AM PST by Sir Clancelot
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To: JoeProBono

Bottles used pictured here.

14 posted on 12/19/2008 6:59:13 AM PST by bmwcyle (McCain had no honor when he failed to defend Sarah Palin, Leno was not enough)
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To: JoeProBono
Nine pirates armed with rocket launchers and machine guns boarded the ship, according to Xinhua, China's state news agency.

The vessel's 30 crew members fought for four hours with home-made incendiary bombs and beer bottles

What a way to stand their ground...

15 posted on 12/19/2008 7:01:33 AM PST by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Deaf Smith
Then peed in the bottles to give them some weight.

It looks more like gasoline with the cloth wicks. Anyone for a Molotov Coctail?

16 posted on 12/19/2008 7:04:02 AM PST by Retired COB (Still mad about Campaign Finance Reform)
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17 posted on 12/19/2008 7:05:30 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: Daffynition

18 posted on 12/19/2008 7:05:44 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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To: JoeProBono

19 posted on 12/19/2008 7:08:16 AM PST by Daffynition ("Beauty is in the sty of the beholder." ~ Joe 6-pack)
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To: bmwcyle

20 posted on 12/19/2008 7:08:44 AM PST by JoeProBono ( Loose Associations - Postcards from My Mind)
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